BBM at the movies - 8mm review

            Yes he's back and this time with a vengence, the man we all love to
      hate (St.) Nick Cage bringer of many gifts but only shit ones, not good
     gifts like Transformers figures or WWF annuals but the sort of absolute
     shite that aunties and uncles get you that are never used and are put in
     a cupboard until two years later they are brought out only to end up at your
     school's Spring Fair. The only difference is that Mr Cage's gifts are given
     to us in the form of feature length films.
            Most people would probably be put off by the subject of this to start
    with anyway which is, that a girl has gone missing and is thought to have
    been killed and filmed for some sex video, not really something you'll
    probably get out if there's anything good on the T.V. but alas I persisted.
           Cage is hired by some old biddy to find if the girl is still alive because a
    this old woman's husband died she found some old film which she
    thought was the video and from here St. Nicholas goes on to explore the
    dark side of the force and gets himself in various positions where he could
    wind up starring in one of these vids himself. Yet again he survives.
           So, I conclude that the film 8mm staring Nicholas Cage is only just
    watchable.