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The Buckieboys first met back in 1990 when they all worked at a
company called Computerland™ in Glasgow. Big Al was a trainee service
engineer, Wee Johnny was a storeman/driver/general dogsbody and the Couch was a
salesman/trainer/database guru. They all developed a common interest in
walking the hills of Scotland and have been doing so ever since with a combined
total of over 600 munros/corbetts/baby boilings.
In case you are wondering why the Buckieboys are so called ...
well it's because they all have a fondness for that much maligned and slandered
drink called Buckfast ... but more
about that later. Lets now follow the story of the Buckieboys from 1990 to
the present day.
Jan 1990:- In April the Couch is giving Big Al a lift to a job in
Glasgow when he mentions it might be a good idea to climb a hill, a big hill
called a munro. They decide on Ben Lomond and on the 4th April they set
off for a successful ascent of the first munro not knowing what they had set in
motion and the affect it would have on their lives and on the lives of others.
April 1990 - Couch and Big Al climb Ben Lomond, Couch dressed to
kill in white and Big Al sporting a neck that a chicken would be ashamed off
(plus a pink fleece which is still going strong !)
May 1990 - Wee Johnny is invited later in the year to join the intrepid duo
and the Buckieboys become three with as ascent of Ben Vorlich (Ardlui one)
July 1990 - The Couch and Big Al embark on an ambitious expedition to climb
Stob Dearg on the Buchaille, they think in their naivety that this is a weekend
trip so drive up to Clachaig and camp outside ( you were allowed to camp there
then). A night of drinking in the pub follows with a good time being had by
all. The next day dawns bright and sunny to the smell of the Couch cooking
a massive fry up, this devoured and sitting in their stomachs like a lead weight
they proceed to climb the hill in little over 2 1/4 hours.
Sept 1990 - This was the year of the Buckieboys first overnight camp,
it took place on the shores of Loch Ericht. Wee Johnny had been given the
Munro book to look at with the instruction that he had to pick a suitable hill
to climb. He pored over the book for a couple of nights and then announced that
the target was Ben Alder, Big Al and the Couch agreed to this as the picture
looked good in the book.
Off they went early on Saturday morning hitting Dalwhinnie about 8:30am,
crossing the level crossing and driving up as far as a locked gate.
To
their dismay they found they were confronted by a long walk to reach the hill,
this was not in the plans. Undaunted they set off at a cracking pace,
striding out in the sunshine of a crisp autumn morning. Maybe 5 miles up
the track their pace had slackened to a slow crawl and they were feeling tired
as this was more than they were accustomed to (usually the hills were near the
road !).
The Couch pointed over at a large hill in the distance "Feck,
is that Ben Alder" he exclaimed. The general opinion was that they
would never make it so out came the pieces and flasks and some serious
sunbathing took place. The walk back to the car was a never ending
nightmare of sweat, sore feet and endless landrover track. 
Once the car was
reached they then had to find a suitable camping spot. The Couch suggested
driving down on to the beach, on hindsight this was an extremely bad idea as the Computerland™
Astra was not designed for such adventurous terrain and quickly became bogged down
in the sand and gravel. Various methods of extraction were tried from
digging under the wheels with sticks, forcing stones under the wheels, bouncing
up and down on the bonnet, pushing and pulling and finally pushing a camping mat
under the wheels. This was not a good idea as the mat was quickly shredded
by the furiously spinning wheels. The only outcome so far was a strong
smell of burning from the clutch. The next thing that happened is almost
unbelievable, a car full of rugby players drove by and stopped (this is on a
dead end road with not a rugby pitch in sight).,four or five of the big beasts
emerged and soon had the Astra moving again and off the beach. A good
camping spot was then found and a large quantity of driftwood was gathered for a
huge bonfire. "Shine on crazy diamond" played from the car and the fire
burned brightly as the boys ate an uneventful dinner (cant remember what). The
unaccustomed exertions of the day and large quantities of alcohol and other
unspecified substances soon had the trio feeling very knackered with Big Al
falling off his stone and gazing at the stars for half an hour or so. Wee
Johnny decided he was heading for bed in the back of the car, Big Al followed
into the tent leaving the Couch sleeping like a baby, his head resting on a
stone pillow. He was to stay this way until about 4am when he woke up and
realised where he was, he was none too pleased and shouted "ma face
is numb ya pair of B#@$%^&s". Couch has never let us forget
leaving him with that stone pillow !!!
July 1991 - Couch and Big Al hit Skye for the first time. Big Al
had been there a few times before but only on drinking sessions to the north of
the island when he was not interested in hills. No 2 haircuts were the
order of the day for the pair as the Computerland™
Astra was pressed into service once more for the 200 odd mile trip up from
Glasgow to Glen Brittle. On the day of arrival the weather was not good
and it was spent wandering along the beach and part of the coast, the Couch
attacking his supply of Special Brew. The second day dawned clear and
sunny so it was decided to make an attempt on Sgurr Alasdair, the highest peak
in the Cuillins. This was reached with no problems ascending by the great
stone chute. The Couch spent approx 1 minute at the summit enough to get a
photo as he was scared. Back down the stone chute and as it was still
early there was still time to climb up the other side of the corrie to see the
In Pinn. Big Al made a half hearted attempt to climb up the long ridge but gave
up due to being feart (it was a bit damp and misty and the rock was slippy,
honest !). Couch's bowels had turned to jelly at the mere sight of the Pinnacle.
Due to the previous day's exertions being too much for the Couch the next day
was spent lazing around the campsite in the sun. The Couch stayed in his
tent most of the day consuming ten or twelve one skinners and reading and
re-reading a page of a paperback book 20 or 30 times.
Next day was spent taking down tents etc and moving round to Sligachan campsite
to be ready for an assault on Am Basteir and Bruach na Frithe. The evening was
spent in the pub were the Couch learned that he had been successful in getting a
new job at Scottish Enterprise as a trainer, some celebrating was done.
Next morning Big Al was wakened by an english accent at the tent door,
"morning " it said. It was the warden of the site checking that the
happy campers had all paid their fees, (if you have paid then you fasten the
ticket to the flysheet for him to see). The fee was duly paid and Big Al heard
the english warden making his way over to the Couch's tent, "morning"
he cried in a cheery voice, the reply from the Couch was the loudest and longest
fart you can imagine. The guy just walked off in disgust !! It was very
hot on the ascent of Bruach na Frithe but cooled down once the summit was
reached giving excellent views to Loch Coriusk, Blaven and the rest of the
ridge. Am Basteir was to prove too much for the Couch as he could'nt get down
the wee tricky bit in the middle of the ridge up to the summit, Big Al made it
no problem and was now one up in munros on his crestfallen companion. The
weather was still very hot on the descent and the pair passed by many inviting
pools in the burn. The temptation got too much so it was off with the gear
and into a six or seven foot deep pool, magic !. Another night was spent in the
bar at the Sligachan with Big Al continually holding one finger in the air to
signify his success on the hill and the fact he was one up
The next day rounded of a great week with the ascent of Blaven, again the
weather was good with a memorable view of the whole cuillin ridge. I t was then
time to return to Glasgow with Big Al going back to his chicken hut (Quarter
Villa in Summerston) and the Couch to his one bedroomed bungalow.
Depression followed as the realities of work at Computerland™ returned for Big
Al. Not so for the Couch as he was off to pastures new at Scottish
Enterprise, a move which would affect the Buckieboys more than they could
imagine .....
1993 - Big Al and the Couch fall out over a woman. Couch
joins a climbing club and gets in tow with a nutter called Bruce, he continues
to bag a good number of munros over the next year or so. Big Al starts to
climb with his new friend with some classic hill
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