Entry #1-September 18, 2003

Quote: "Down With Pants.", brian benevides

Thought of the week: Underwear...Is it possible?

Have you ever claimed to wearing just your underwear and nothing else? If you answered yes to this question then you are a liar.

You can only classify a piece of clothing as underwear if it is being worn under some other piece of cloth or clothing. As soon as your underwear has been exposed to the world with nothing covering it, it becomes "overwear" like every other piece of clothing that is providing privacy. This statement I have made may sound like I am retarded, but actually I think I am a genius and have brought out some of the most puzzling of questions:

Can underwear ever be worn outside of clothes?

Can underwear be worn alone?

If I am not wearing any underwear and a leaf falls into my pants does that make the leaf my underwear?

So how can anyone honestly know what is underwear and what isn't? Personally I don't think there is an answer.