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Entry #2: October 1, 2003

Quote: "The youth is wasted on the young",

kevin callahan

My friend Kevin has been saying this everyday since the first day of school. Personally I think he is an idiot. I broke down his quote and discovered that it is very disturbing.

"The youth"=Kids, probably girls, between the age of 6 and 12.

"The young"=Kids, probably boys, between the age of 6 and 12.

This quote means that Kevin, age 17, is very frustrated that the young boys are stealing all of his girls who are between the ages of 6 and 12. This disturbs me because i have a feeling my friend is a bit of a pedophile and most likely listens to R Kelly.

Entry #3: October 6, 2003

Quote: "Take off the tough pants", Shawn Fitzgerald

At a party i was recently attending I heard this clever quote from a kid named Shawn. His cousin Kevin was challenging him to a fight so Shawn calmly told him to "take off his tough pants." I have never heard anyone say that but I think it will begin to catch on. Everyone was so busy laughing at what Shawn said that we forgot about the fight and the night went smoothly.

If you are ever challenged to a fight just use this quote and everything will be resolved.

Entry #4: October 12, 2003

Quote: "On a scale of 1 to naked I'm a 9 1/2", Kevin Callahan

I think this is one of the greatest things i have ever heard. This quote makes absolutely no sense to any degree but it is still hilarious in my book. That's all I have to say about that.

Entry #5: October 13, 2003

Quote: "Is the water free?"

Reply:"yes"

"I'll have a chocolate milk." Shawn Fitzgerald

I suppose I should explain this quote. Every Sunday after a weekend of partying the Stiffanos and Shawn Fitzgerald eat breakfast at Simon Says (they have a hot waitress). Anyway, Kevin Callahan was paying for Shawn so he told him not to get anything too expensive so Shawn asked if the water was free. The waitress said yes expecting Shanw to then ask for a water but Shawn confused everybody by asking for a chocolate milk. Very random if you ask me but a good quote to add to my collection.

Entry # 6: October 20, 2003

Quote: "I'll have the #3 without pancakes, home fries, eggs, and toast."

Reply: "So you just want a sausage and a piece of bacon?"

"I don't think you understand what I'm saying." Shawn Fitzgerald

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