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The cassette......

"Oh...hi," said Biff ungracefully, couldn't get his eyes off Eugene.

"Um..." said Biff. "Well...just thought I'd say something... By the way, I'm the new Shamrock Entrance Dog."

"I hope you would act like a dog at school, then," said Eugene. "See you at school later, dog."

"Bye then," said Biff. "You know, you are Eugene Ngai. You know that, right?" and Biff went away.

"Go away!" said Eugene. "Why did all the people say that to me today? Well, except Lorraine, Sammy, Mrs. Siu, Henry, Mark, and Harry."

After two hours, Panda Express has finally arrived St Louis. Eugene, Henry, Sammy, Mark, Harry, Lorraine, George, and Clint jumped down the train. A Grubbly-Plank woman was standing in front of the train. Eugene recognized this stout woman. She's Umbrella On. Bridge.

"First years here!" said Umbrella impatiently. "Faster! Come one, little first years! I can't wait any longer!"

"It's only been thirty seconds, what is she talking about? Can't wait any longer?!" whispered Henry madly.

Soon they were inside the cafeteria in St Louis. All the teachers were waiting inside already, including Professor Silva, Professor Cheng, and Father Lam. Then a long line of frightened looking first years entered, led by Professor Ho, who was carrying the Seattle Mariners baseball hat.

The whole school waited with bated breath. Then suddenly there was a sound coming from a cassette player next to Father Lam. It burst into a song which no one in the cafeteria could tolerate:

"Shaolin Kung-Fu Very Good

Ve-ry Good

Shaolin Kung-Fu Super

Su-per

I'm Golden Leg

Gol-den Leg

I'm Metal Head

Wa-Wa-Wa!"

A sound like dancing was coming out of the cassette, and a sound like fighting and quarreling was also coming off the cassette. Sounded like one of the singers was arguing instead of singing now.

"That guy is Metal Head! Not me!" bawling sound came out of the cassette. "Bah! Bah!"

"Are you stupid or something? I told you I'm not Metal Head!" crying sound kept coming off the cassette. "That guy is Metal Head! Can you speak English?!"

Then the other singer shouted with even more thunderous voice, now the whole school could hear the cassette.

"That guy is Golden Leg!" screamed the other singer.

After that, the cassette stopped. Finally, Father Lam talked as the whole school listened.

"Oh, sorry, wrong cassette," said Father Lam. "I should have known." Then he stood up and changed the cassette. Another song burst out of the cassette player.

In times of old when I was new

And there were five good friends

Decided to build and teach

And never did they dream that there

Might someday be divided

For were there such friends anywhere

As Shamrock and Rose?

Unless they were the invulnerable

Of Tulip, Lily, and Thistle?

How could such friendships fail?

I was there and so can tell

The whole, happy, blithe tale