It's 2am...you're bored and alone...this is the place to be!

1. You will swallow 8 spiders in your sleep within your lifetime.

2. After 72 hours of sleeplessness you are considered legally insane and could theoretically commit a severe crime and plead insanity.

Of course, there is always the chance they will commit you to the mental ward for treatment until you are found sane to stand trial. *Minor drawback to this idea*

3. 95% of all alien abductions occur while the victim is sleeping.

4. Dreams are said to be a doorway to your subconscious...and who wants to know what fucked up things are going on in there that could get you locked up!

5. Imagine what you could be doing with your life if you didn't have to spend all that time sleeping!

6. If you work full-time, 8 hours a day, and you sleep 8 hours a day, this leaves you with one third of your life to do something with.

6. The clowns could eat you.

6. Satan could transmit random number patterns into your dreams, causing psychological conditioning to make you the anti-christ...or build a website called 2am....