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| [bored] Annoying Little Games You'll Never Win: [still bored] FAQ Choose Your Color: |
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| (FAQv.1) Careful...we don't want to learn from this! |
| Q: Why are you doing that? A: I don't know. Q: What the hell is wrong with you? A: I don't know. Q: When are you going to do the dishes like I asked? A: I don't know. Q: When are you going to get a job? A: I don't know. Q: Can I bum a cigarette? A: All questions and comments must be submitted in writing. |
| Q: What the hell are you doing staying up all night working on that website? A: I don't know. Q: How did you manage to fit that many people into a post-office box? A: I don't know. Q: Why is it that whenever I ask someone to calculate -7i(/Pi) they always feed a penguin 3 gallons of nitroglycerin and throw it at me while they scream something about radioactive polymorphic hell beasts eating bubble gum inside their left foot? A: I don't know. |
| Q: Why can't Stacy Pee? A: The world may never know. |
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| Q: What is a FAQ? A: It is pronounced "Fah-Cue." Derogatory phrase commonly used in anger towards me, my computer, or between other people. Also means "to proposition sexual intercourse from a member of the same or opposite sex." Origins of this word have been traced back to ancient Sumerian texts and scrolls. |
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| Q: Why am I stuck in an existential quandry of loathing and self-doubt? A: Well, it seems you have a condition called "Sequential Order Deficiency." What you need to do is relax, go with the flow, and everything will be crescent fresh from here on in! |
| All questions will be answered and posted on this page. Feel free to submit as many questions as you want. This FAQ has been brought to you by the letter Q and the number 5. |
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| Q: Why don't kittens come with interchangable parts? A: Because we live in a cruel world that doesn't allow that sort of thing. But rest assured, we here at 2am are working day and night to create the first litter of interchangable kitties! |
| This is a pretty messy process that I don't recommend anyone tries at home. |
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