Boozekeg

You have reached another meaningless website on the Internet.  Free bandwidth is not something to be taken lightly.  I lose sleep knowing that somewhere out there, deep in cyber-space, is a spot to hide my useless contributions to society.   The best part is that it does not cost me anything (except sleep).

BOOZEKEG'S EVIL PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD
formerly known as
M A I N   M E N U
 

 

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Love

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.  If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But... if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize you had set it free . . . you likely gave birth to it.

 

Disclaimer

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.   Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.  The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.  Amzanig huh?  Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
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