Sit back and have a laugh with the top ten lists I created
Top Ten
Top Ten Ways to Annoy Ken:
- Sing
- Sit on the chain in the hood
- Sit
- Talk to other cast members when you should be working(basically not doing anything at all. (Just standing around until some wounded(or extremely obese) person in a wheelchair comes and needs your help)
- Sit at CDS when you should be tasking
- Ask to say "Duty Manager By"
- Ask if we can shadow him
- Ask for food
- Excessive laughter
- Tell Ken you want to go to edit or don't want to for that matter
- Be Brynne or Nat! =)
Randomness
Random ways to annoy the heck outta The Crew of SSE:
- Not knowing the amount of people in your party
- Doing any of the above list of saying how many is in your party
- Ignore the loader while wearing headphones and walk onto the platform like you know everything and grab at the doors that have not opened yet because you didnt wait your turn!
- Try and close the doors yourself
- Jumping over the car doors when they haven't opened yet
- Causing an intrusion at Planetarium
- Asking "How many miles a day do you walk?"
- Asking "Do you ever get dizzy?"
- Asking "Do you ever get sick of walking in the same place all the time" (The answer is YES!!)
Random ways to answer when asked "How many in your party":
- Nod your head
- Say yes repeatedly
- Stare at the person loading as if you've just heard the scariest thing in your life
- Say 2 and then really mean 4
- Say a bunch
- Say i dunno about a hundred and really only have 2 people with you
- Say 25 or a random number and then say haha I'm just joking when you have a really long line behind you.
- Have 85 in a big tour group and just stand there and say hello or goodbye since those are the only words you know
Random Things to do as a Guest at WDW:
- Leave a map on a ride and come back later and ask for it and if it is not crumpled complain that the one they gave you is not yours!
- When you exit a ride start a fit because you cant walk through the counter at the end of the ride because the laser will chop your body in half and refuse to walk throught it until they walk you through a special exit!
- Ask a greeter if the ride contains lasers and if it does say that you have a rare allergy to lasers but go on the ride anyways and cause an intrusion because you was just seeing if you could perform free laser eye surgery on yourself!
- Ask a greeter where the park maps are manufactured and them question them why they didnt manufacture them in Norway,because everyone knows we blame Norway for everything-might as well blame them for messing up the park maps for giving wrong cautions for SpaceShip Earth!
Conspiracies
Conspiricies that I (Nat) know are out to get the world:
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Bill Gates: He is after us all! Beware! Every time you sign on msn and hotmail and it doesn't work-it's because he's playing around with our brains!! He also wants to take over all networks on tv-hence msnbc! Look what he did to Dan Abrams! He kicked him off the air and before he did that he aired him at midnight to 3 am! Tut Tut! How could you Mr. Gates!! Evilness I say Evilness-It's all a conspiracy!!
- Norway: Look at Norway, they are trying to take over the world just no other country realizes it! We must act before Norway and Canda unite! Beware! Look what will happen if they do: We will all have to wear those outfirs from Sound of Music! AHHH! And we all may have to start saying "Donchya Know!" AHHH! Watch out they are coming!!
Away Messages
Away Messages:
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American Movies Redone by Norwegians:
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory- The Norwegians stole the factory and renamed it- Tanja and the Norwegian Chocolate Troll Factory
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BatMan: Forever- becomes TrollMan: The Nighttime Hero Only bc he turns to wood in daylight
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Fievel Goes West- becomes Norgeman goes upwards
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Pretty Woman becomes Viking Warrior
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Check these new classics out at the local Norwegian Blockbuster near you!!
Invading Norway:
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Sorry I'm away right now- but you see I had an important matter to attend to. Attacking Norway. Mainly Norwegians- see they stole all the chocolate in the world- don't believe me? Well suit yerself...I still Blame Norway..Bloody Norwegians..I mean I love u Tanja..but gimme back my chocolate!!!
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