Age: 35
Height: 5' 11''
Weight: 190
Bust: Whats that?
Waist: 40 (I think)
Hips: Umm damn stumped me again this is too hard.
Sex: Male
Hair: Brown
Turn Ons: Amish Midgets, Velma (from scooby doo), Pebbles (the teenage version from the Flintstones), NSYNC
Turn Offs: Ropes (if you saw BC 2 you know what I mean), The Golden Girls
Favorite Movies: Hackers, The Transformers Movie
Favorite Band: Collective Soul, Stabbing Westward
Favorite Food: Skittles and Sprite
Favorite Book: You did it again Charlie Brown!
If I had one wish: I would have the amish midgets live at my house and dress like oompa loompas and do cartwheels all day long.
Age: 13
Height: 5' 8''
Weight: 130 pounds of muscle
Bust: WTF??
Waist: 30
Hips: Age old mystery
Sex: MAN
Hair: Sandy Blonde
Turn ons: Pavsteinders' hoes, long walks on the beach, "church lady"
Turn offs: Poopie Productions, stupidity, short walks on the beach
Favorite Movies: Safe Men, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Buffalo 66 Where the Buffalo Roam, Resevoir Dogs, Gridlock'd, any Belt Buckle Productions movie!
Favorite Band: AFI!!!!
Favorite non-AFI cd: The Garohn Pavsteinders Band: Trials, Tribulations, and Bitch Ass Nigga's
Favorite Book: The King Jane Version of the Holy Bokenomial Scriptures
Religion: Undenominational Bokenominism
