Age: 32
Height: 5' 7''
Weight: 145
Bust: 33
Waist: 33
Hips: 33
Sex: Boy
Hair: Brown
Turn Ons: Billy Joel, cartoons, wool (the most sexual of all fabrics) show tunes, Burt Reynolds and knees
Turn Offs: foot hair, pirates, zombies, waiting for the subway.
Favorite Movies: Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies, Varstiy Blues
Favorite Musicians: Viennese Walters, Elton John, BeeGees, and the Pussycats
Favorite Book: Anything by L. Ron Hubbard
Favorite Food: Jell-o, ketchup
Secret Dream: To be a Tomboy, or to replace Dezzy Arbuckle as drummer of Def Leopard
Age: 10 1/2
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 172 lbs.
Bust: 84DDD
Waist: 32
Hips: 12
Sex: Rick
Hair: none
Turn Ons: Eye patches, work clothes, beating up people with a hearty smile
Turn Offs: Lunachicks
Favorite Movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vega, The Jackal
Favorite Band: AFI
Favorite Food: White Castle
Favorite Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
If I had one wish: I'd universally known as "Rick"
Favorite Hobbies: Jammin with the Garon Pavsteinders Band
My Idol: Mike Haney
