who we are
We are a triathlon club based in London, Ontario, Canada, although we have members come from such diverse countries as Australia, the United States, and South America. While we offer running, cycling and swimming programs, we are also putting together an elite team of professional drinkers to take part in the 2012 Beerlympics. Membership benefits include scheduled group runs, rides and swims, an enthusiastic and supportive group of athletes to train with, membership in the Ontario Association of Triathletes, and the potential for unbridled mocking and abuse from our more "senior" members.
membership fees
In anticipation of the collapse of western society, we no longer accept north-american currency. But, for the low,low price of 100,000 Thai baht, you'll get all the great perks of BTS membership. And if you join within the next three hours, we'll give you not one, not two, but three free sham-wow towels. Discounts offered to those who have made out with at least three group members.
