The Black Toe Society
Members
Andrew is an accomplished fisherman and brings many valuable skills to our team. After a heartbreaking bronze-medal finish in the Asthma Olympics 100m dash, Andrew went into hiding in the caves of South America, where tribal shamans worked for years trying to heal his asthma. Andrew emerged from retirement to run several marathons and complete an ironman. His goals for the coming season include consuming record-breaking quantities of nachos, biking to the moon, and finding a suitable mate for his friend Leo.
After a prolonged and bloody coup in the winter of ought-three, Ian seized the throne of the principality of Port Stanley. During the past five years of his dictatorial reign Ian has restored Port Stanley to it's rightful position as the true capital of Canada; nay, of the world. His many works as mayor include decreasing the gremlin population by 300%, distributing free soft drinks to needy dogs and cats, and, during his brief stint as a volunteer in the surgery department of the Port Stanley Medical center when he misread his instructions, conjoining a pair of once disparate twins at the hip.
Although famous for his much talked-about silver-medal winning performance at the Atlanta summer olympics, Brian is perhaps less well known for his skills as a koala masseuse. His expertise is fiercely sought after by zoos and koala enthusiasts alike. Look for Brian in next month's issue of "Koala News", and watch for his much-anticipated book "Krazy for Koalas".
The goose is probably our most talented member. After finishing in the top 10 in eight consequtive ironmans, the goose went on to compete in the 1996 women's basket-weaving world champs in Guadalajara, Mexico. While there she met a suave mexican goose, and they've since built a nest together by the Thames and are expecting their 68th child. They're hoping for a boy this time.