Warren Loves Canadians Uncle Randy
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Subject: Warren Loves Canadians Uncle Randy

Hello Uncle Randy

You bet your ass I'm tan especially the feet. Zihuateno was nice enough, but the diving this time of year is bad. All the rain makes the visibility zero. I only spent one day in Z. well actually two. It would have been one but the day I was gonna leave I ran into these three Canadian beauties in black bikinis. I spent the afternoon on the beach explaining to them why the USA was so great and how much Americans liked Canadians. Especially how much this American liked those Canadians. In the end they just kicked sand in my face but dont worry I wiped the sand from my eyes in time to see the three best moons in Z. fade over the horizon. Worth the drive...you bet your ass. I'm looking for a better spot to rendvous.



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