Ben

Ben's a reasonable chap. He's harmless and would even buy you a pint now and then if he had the money. As it is, however, he doesn't, so can you buy him one? Oh go on.

Ben thinks he's a creative genius, but can't be sure due to the fact that he rarely bothers to find out. He puts this down to the fact that he has numerous other commitments such as lying in bed, listening to Mark and Lard (on Radio 1, weekdays 1-3pm. Tune in today!), and occasionally going to the pub. Ben has actually got a job now, more's the pity. He doesn't plan to stick it out for long, though, as he plans to go gallavanting. That's right.

Contrary to the given impression, Ben is a qualified man. He's got 10 GCSEs, 1 AS Level and 3 A Levels, you know. Ben likes to point out that he bluffed his way through these, but he has been known to work really quite hard on occasions. Perhaps he wouldn't have to work so hard if he worked more often, but that's Ben's genes: his father is a lazy **** too.

Oh yeah, the band. Ben plays guitar. He writes the odd riff and is more or less permanently intending to write some lyrics to go with them. He's written some, he argues defensively, like those for the first song they recorded on their first session before Dan got there. Alright, those were written for Ben's previous band, Silverlode. Smartass.

Cheers for reading. Lovely day for it.

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