| MRS BALFE: My husband went to North Sydney Boys so you can imagine what he was like! MR JONES (over the PA): If you can hear this announcement, I'd like you to have a look at your feet MR SLADE: When I was a hippie and looking for alternatives.... MR COHEN: Je n'ai pas d'amis....I dont have any friends...yes that applies to me MR COHEN: Girls what's a crop top? MRS HENNESSEY: Could the people who are away please take a sheet? MRS HOLZHEIMER: They're not people they're Year 7 North Sydney Boys! In the middle of a Latin exam STUDENT #1: OOh I get it! MS WEIR: Ahh the light has switched on! STUDENT #2: Aww mine was never installed! MR JONES: I spent a whole afternoon reading something called "Girlfriend" MRS STONE: Is anyone else affected by the barbequeing of the new students? MRS DHILLON: If it's your honeymoon, you dont want a room with two single beds - it's not very interesting! MRS STONE: So the moral of the story is, if you promise to sleep with Apollo, for God's sake do it! MRS FITZGERALD (on Emma) That's right girls, have fun with Mr Churchill, but marry Mr Knightley MRS HAWKINS: And one cup of teaspoons MRS MORGAN (science class): The sun rises in different places and it's confusing MRS NEWMAN (to student): Dont let your mind wander, it's too small to be out on its own. MR SLADE: Now, I think you should pay particular attention to this: when you get a young man who gets hot and sweaty and bites your neck and makes his mark so everyone knows you're his, I want you to reflect on your breaking capillaries... REPAIRMAN: Any probs with this room? MR YEE: Yeah just 25 students....particularly this one. REPAIRMAN: Why what's the problem? MR YEE: Well we can't fit her through the window MRS FITZGERALD: It's not quite as bad for your eyes as the nasal drops I put in mine this morning MRS FITZGERALD: Ask questions of the sources....hello pot, what can you tell me? MR BRAUNER: What's the matter with this school? Sex is what we're talking about! Sex! MR SLADE: This proton is naked and very, very attractive MR COHEN: Girls don't you ever have imaginary conversations in French with the radio? MRS MORGAN: It looks as if the nail has been coated with some kind of...coating MISS NICOLLE: You know how you sometimes get a wedgie? MRS STONE: The HSC is the modern equivalent of those rituals where the youth gets taken to the cold mountaintop and has his teeth knocked out MR WARNE: The good thing about being bald is that you always have somewhere to stick your blu-tac MR COHEN: So what's "unemployed" in French? STUDENT: "Un bum" MISS HYDE (for those who aren't NSG, a very old quiet lady): Okay so it's not exactly a woman draped over a car saying, "come and get me guys." MRS RUTTER: You'll be in trouble if you can't use correct legal jargon...and "smelly pants" is not it MR SLADE: Pay attention! Or in 10 years time you'll be stuck in some hotel looking after the kids while the parents drink and gamble! MR OWENS: More gin and prostitution tomorrow girls. MR CRASE-SMITH: I even brought an ovearhead. But we don't have an overhead projector so perhaps I'll just wave it above my head.... MRS NEWMAN: The only way Pamela Anderson relates to geography is when she lies down on her back MS WEIR (on Buffy) she's my hero! STUDENT #1: I don't know whether to drop food tech or PD STUDENT #2: Well do you like food or sex better? MRS HAWKINS: Drop food tech! (she's the food tech teacher for those who don't know) |
| NSG TEACHER QUOTES |
| The teachers in our school did all they could to stay sane....here are some exerpts from a couple of school magazines..... |