| Quotable Quotes |
| Jacqui: Ok- I'm at that stage where things that move are a bit funny.... just a bit! Lin (at the orient): Unustable randoms keep touching me and i don't like it. Pat: Isn't Lady Grey a brand of female sanitary product? Will: Jeans are the new black. Lin: Have we done the Paris Commune in lectures? Jacqui: My butt's much nicer! anon: There's nothing worse than girls who are like 'yeah, i got completely smashed on the weekend and woke up in the gutter'... like public school girls.... Lin, Mila & Lise : HEY... anon: sorry, I mean, like western suburbs girls Jess: HEY... Lin: She was probably awake, so assumed we were up. Mila: Up my ass! If you're into this sort of thing, there's a fantasic collection of Victorian pornography in Fisher Library. But it's part of the Dean's Collection, you can only see it by special request - in 1st year history lecture (not Dirk, but that brunette woman who looks like Caroline Bingley) Campaigning over the megaphone: A vote for Evan is a vote for beer. If you like sex, vote for Evan. Worried parent: Who is this Evan? And what did he do to get his name written across your chest? Best freudian slips of the campaign: 1) Hannah They should celebrate their diversity... sorry.. WE should celebrate their diversity. 2) Rachel promoting herself singing Razzledazzle, a song about lying and manipulating people to get away with murder 3) Oli campaigner asking males to 'vote for Oli because he's hot' Please send any more memorable election moments here Jacqui & Lin ((being creative during history): How to make your own Dirk - Take 1/2 banana, 1 pinch Queensland sunshine, 3 teaspoons academic elbow pads, a cup of tweed, a quart of dust swept from library shelves, 1/2 cup of mold, 1 colony earthworms (smooshed) to act as binding agent. Let ingredients in a damp place to rot, then stun with sudden exposure to light to give that authentic baffled flavour. Knead for 40 minutes and leave to rise under a moist cloth for 40 years. Lin (still in history): Is it just me, or does Dirk somehow look like an earthworm? One of those blind earthworms with sunglasses... Max (French tutor): I'm in this constant state of not understanding other's logic...I'm the only one that makes sense to me! Student: You're not American by any chance are you? Max (French tutor): Ok do you understand what that means? No?? Well it means "sin", you're old enough to know about that. Sapna: I'm like the biggest feminist in the world, but I think its really rude when they give the lady the cheque (for dinner). Jacqui: What was special about this guy? Lin: Oh nothing. But its like... when you're in the desert, you go for anything moist. Pat: I'm an expert on tarts. In (9am wednesday) world politics lecture, 2 students are laughing and the lecturer reads out their written conversation to all: It says, "you look giggly, are you still drunk?" and the answer is "yes". Lisa: Tomorrow I really need to R-E-A-D. Mila: Red? Mila (sees a wedding party in pink cadillacs) : Aw, I want to get married coz that's cool! Pat (on essential characteristics in a partner): Is money all you care about? Don't looks matter? Pat: You know you can get pec implants! Will: Yeh and those silicone ab implants. Pat: They're bloody expensive though. Will: I haven't actually looked into it.. Anon: Sergeant Bilski?? what's that? A society? Gals: mmm that so hit the spot... Wij: wow well done Bubs, 3 girls at once! Bubs: Hehe sixties-nine icecreams....(stands on scales) YES! I'm 69! Bubs: Why am I crying? Is it because of the spices from the kettle chips in my eyes? Mila (slaps lin's leg): Sorry! I thought it was my own leg but then I didn't feel anything! Radio: You've gotta wonder when the world gets to the point where the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the French are accusing the Americans of arrogance, and the Germans don't want to go to war! Lin (in french grammar lecture):�a alors, mon table est knobbed.. wait, what's 'knobbed' in French? (checks dictionary)'Knob' is 'zob', so we'll make the verb 'zober'....and we can conjugate that- je zobe, tu zobes, il zobe, nous zobons, vous zobez, ils zobent! Will B: On the last day of school I was pinned down in the prefects room and knobbed. Will B: Brogden's not the process...it's more like...(makes "big O" noises)...THEN Brogden! Lin: You dragged me here to remember quotes? I can never remember them if I've had some drinks! Will B: Just give him a tongue flick...serious! It worked on Jess... Evan: For two days in a row, Pat and I slept together! Mila: Oh Chac-mool's so cute! He like lies there like this, and they put human hearts in his dish. He was like the sacrifice dude. He gives rain and life! (Chac-mool is a mayan god) Jacqui's Indonesian phrase book: "Tidak boleh tanpa kondom!" (means "not permitted without a condom!") Jacqui: Could peasants use the King's Bench? Lin: Don't know, but why would peacocks WANT to use the King's Bench... (writing illegible notes to each other during a Dirk lecture) Evan: I was perusing the Playboy Mansion Book... Will B: Otherwise known as Playboy Magazine! Pat: Oh, Anne Sanders does it for me...and that SBS one, Mary Kostakidis.... if only I was over 40. Anon: I'm not marrying Pat and I'm not disabled. Lise: These oddly shaped nuts taste really good. Pat: NO i refuse to go to uni in a little skirt! Lin: Pat, what's in your pockets? Pat: Wouldn't you like to know! Jacqui: Everyone has their own personal smell. When i sniff myself, its peanut butter all the way. Lin: Hey Lise, we need to make some UST... but like, with other people. Ivan: Clothing pool? Mila: Yes Ivan, you swim in the clothes. How much have you had to drink tonight? - The doorman at Arthouse to Lin (who was stone cold sober) How do you do it? - The cabbie and the waiter, to Bubs, wanting to know how he scored token male status amongst 5 sexy ladies Then that same waiter: Mila? Ah yes that's Spanish....no no you're not Serbian, your parents are lying to you! Lin: Our token males can't become friends, they might start a union and rise against us... Linda St: Potatoes don't have wheat in them, do they? Sandra: Doesn't Indian (food) give you nightmares? Anna: That means there's a whole nation of people going "aagh!" every night... Elsa: Grub's up! Mila: I can't come yet, my butt-groove is still there. Jo: What's Mila doing? Lin: Re-inflating her butt-groove. Jacqui: My name's not Sumi! Slogans seen at Peace Rally (Sydney 16/2/03): Not Happy John; Howard, where do we collect our green cards?; Stop mad cowboy disease; John Howard is an orc; War is very silly; Be Nice; Somewhere in Texas, a village has lost its idiot; Buck Fush! Lin(on her literary aspirations): I want to be Earnest Hemingway, except without all the angst. Lin (in the Picasso exhibition, as Gough Whitlam unexpectedly walks past): That's Sir William Deane, isn't it? Lin (just as Pat consumed an entire bowl of tofu soup): I've never seen anyone eat tofu so fast. Pat: Tofu? I thought it was chicken! Bubs: You do it to yourself, then someone else joins in... and it really does it for some people. Mila: Ah, If I kick your knee, will it spasm and go up? I wish you would how much I love you. My heart would best for you. You've filled your life for me. - Korean stationary Anonymous (on new years eve): Why are people pouring alcohol over me rather than giving it to me in cups? - Mila, on the beach at Copa at 9pm: We have to get to know them first, THEN we'll flash them! Lise, at Copa: Sorry Lin, I've wet your bed. My heart is flammable when i look into your beautiful eyes. - More korean stationary. UST, you know, Unresolved Sexual Tension. EG, there's a lot of ust in this room, they're usting each other, he's my latest ust, she's unustable...- origin unknown And some golden oldies from school: Lin: Oh my god, someone's kissed the window! Mil: It's got to that point, has it? (in the first joint prefect meeting with the nsb's) Dani: What can we do to lighten the mood? Tori: Let's strip! Lin (in English): It goesh through shtagesh of torshure to numbnesh to staghesh of pure blish... Casey: No!!! Talia, stop! It's pork disguised as bread! you'll be struck down by a Jewish lightning bolt! AND SOME VERY OLD SCHOOL ONES.... "Doing logarithms is like wearing your underwear inside out" -Linda St "I'm not going to fall in. Look, if you just run across this sandy bit-" Lin, on Duke of Ed, shortly before finding herself knee-deep in water. "Look- the ducks are in the spew!!! The ducks are in the spew!!!!" -Lin, very early in the morning on duke of ed, whilst all others were attempting sleep. "What happened to the chicken?" -Anna, at the dinner table, re: Linda's mum's cooking. "Take the nice one!" -Lin to Tori, re: prospective formal dates. "I really want profiteroles." -Anna, at 3am Lin: "I'm not going to be a muffin bride" Tori's mum: " No, I don't see Linda having a traditional wedding- she'll probably have some barefoot hippy thing in the rainforest." "Kissing x would be like kissing you, Lin." - This was said by a very close female friend of Lin. Linda was very worried by this comment because a) linda is straight, b)friend started dating x the following week. Lin St: "I've got my own fireworks down at the mental hospital." Lin Sh: "Can anyone else see these fireworks?" "Why am I the only one here who hasn't flashed her bra yet?" -Lin "what- no more threesomes in indo?!!" -Lin, very loudly in the middle of Big W "How do they compound a car for 3 months? I mean, after they've squashed it into a cube, they wouldn't keep on crushing it for 3 months, would they?" -Tori, questioning the RTA handbook. "Recess is for food, not for men"- Lin St "I don't believe in pennies"- Lin "It's snowing- he must be in love! It's cold and freezing outside- of course people want to take their clothes off."- Margot, in english, explaining the symbolism of snow in romance poetry. Tori: "I'm going to be the man today" Lin: "Oh, but I don't know how to be the woman." (in ceroc) |
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