A is for Acne, B is for Boobs (aka Breasts and Idiots), C is for Condoms – the teen alphabet according to fourteen (so close to fifteen, call me that) Teresa Tolliver. Life is complicated for a girl; what with navigating the school class system, deciding whether dolls are age-appropriate, lingerie stores, school, and mostly a huge crush on AAA (Achingly Adorable Adam) who doesn’t even know he is Teresa’s almost boyfriend.