Down-Down Songs are typically the shortest of Hash Songs and are sung following an accusation. After the completion of a Down-Down Song the words “drink it down, down, down … “ are sung and the accused Hasher consumes his/her beer. 

SH!TTY TRAIL Melody – The Mickey Mouse Club
S-H-!, T-T-Y,T-R-A-I-L,
Sh!tty trail, Sh!tty trail,
The mother#ckers set a shitty trail!
I’d rather drink a beer,
Than run a sh!tty trail,
S-H-!, T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L.

S/HE’S A HASHER - Traditional
S/he’s a Hasher, s/he’s true blue,
S/he’s a Hasher thru and thru,
S/he’s a p!sspot so they say,
Tried to go to heaven, but s/he went the other way

WHY WAS S/HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL Melody – Itself
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
S/he’s no f#cking use to anyone,
S/he’s no f#cking use at all.
S/he’s may be a joy to her mother,
But she’s a pain in the @sshole to me!

BULLSHIT Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Bullsh!t, bullsh!t,
It all sounds like bullsh!t to me, to me,
Bullsh!t, bullsh!t,
It all sounds like bullsh!t to me!

S/HE’S THE MEANEST Melody – Itself He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s p&nis,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s @ss.
Every since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s @ss.

MEET THE HASHERS Melody – Meet the Flintstones
Hashers, meet the hashers,
We’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Baku,
We’re the leaders in debauchery,

PUBLICLY PISSED UPON Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
He ought to publicly p!ssed upon,
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang! Bang!),
He out to be nailed to the sh!thouse,
And left there to fester and rot!

TAKE IT IN YOUR HAND MRS. MURPHY Melody – Itself
Take it in your hand Mrs. Murphy,
For it only weighs a quarter of a pound,
It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it spits when you jerk it up and down, down, down…

THIS IS A HASH SONG Melody – Ta-Rah-Rah-Doom Te-Ay
This is a hash song,
Its not very long… 

TWENTY TOES Melody – Itself
There is a game called twenty toes,
That’s played around the town,
Women play with ten toes up,
And men with ten toes down.

YOU’RE STUPID, YOU’RE STUPID Melody – Itself
You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re really f#cking dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You’d be a stain of c#m!

GANG BANG SONG Melody - Itself
When I was young and in my prime,
I used to gang bang all the time,
But now I'm old and turning grey,
I only gang bang once a day!


ON-ON!