BAH3 Mismanagement Committee
The BAH3 Mismanagement Committee (MMC) is responsible for making sure that your local hash is as chaotic as possible, they will try and mismanage bus runs, mistime events, misplace beer and miscode your webpage. Do remember these are all unpaid volunteers who care even less than what they’re paid!
Erection of the MMC
The MMC represents the will of the people and as such consists of a Bored of erected members and their mates. Bowing humbly before locally approved methods of democracy the BAH3 MMC is erectected whenever they feel like it. Grandmasters hold the post for life, until they get bored or until they have skimmed enough hash cash to buy a nice villa in the Carribbean. The BAH3 MMC is an equal opportunities employer.
The current MMC Bored Members are as follows:
| Position | Name | Responsibility |
| Grandmaster (GM) | Spank Me | Takes credit, shifts blame, & not much else |
| Assistant GM (Ass GM) | Ass Wipe | Same as above, but not as well |
| Assistant GM (Ass GM) | Chicken Choker | Same as above, but even less well |
| Religious Advisor (RA) | Chicken Choker | Verbal abuse, criminals, songs, & names |
| Religious Advisor (RA) | Reverend Slackbladder | Verbal abuse, criminals, songs, & names |
| Religious Advisor (RA) | Tartan Totty | Verbal abuse, criminals, songs, & names |
| Hash Flash (HF) | Latvian Long Lens | Photos, paparazzi, & blackmail |
| Hash Flash (HF) | Give Me Dick | Photos, paparazzi, & blackmail |
| Hash Haberdash (HH) | Peanut Bladder Smallbits | Hash gear design & order |
| Hash Mule (Ass HH) | Bahama Mama | Hash gear mule & seller |
| Hash Cash (HC) | High Vaultage | Treasury, attendance taker, & bookie |
| Ass Hash Cash (Ass HC) | Bitching Bride | Same as above & bone breaker |
| Hash Tracker (HT) | Peanut Bladder Smallbits | Attendance & awards statistician (a nerd) |
| Hash Web Hugger | Rapunzel | Manage the new, revised BAH3 website |
| Ass Hash Web Hugger | Tartan Totty | Create the new, revised BAH3 website |
ON-ON!