Publishing Sensation of the Milennium (so far, I mean) (if you ignore all the other, more sensational ones, that is) (most of them, in other words) (tiny despondent sigh)
Dynamic publishing magnate Charlie (Cheeky) Delgado (21 again) was unavailable for comment today when this ace (but stangely garbed) investigative reporter tried to question her about her disappearance. An unnamed source, reputedly close to her, said �Shit happens, Sir.� when questioned. Rather polite for a Cthulhu, I thought. Shit might happen, but is that any excuse for making a stink? Probably. OK, fine. Enough of this twaddle. It�s not as if anybody is going to read it. |
