�Boys who act like dicks are only making up for what they don�t have.�

"Your jealousy is mah energy...ever wonder why I'm so hyper?!"

"Screw Twizzlers!...I'll Make Your mouth happy."

"Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so if in life you don�t succeed, just fuck it all and smoke some weed.�

"What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over."

"Nobody's perfect therefore I must be a nobody."

"Love is like a tug of war. One jerk after another."

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."

"I came. I tried. I lost. Damn it. I came again. I cheated. I won."

"The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think."

"No pain, no gain? Fuck that! No pain, No pain!"

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."

"It's mind over matter. You don't mind, it don't matter."

"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."

"May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy, and enough money to buy me gifts."

"To become the person you want to be you should start by telling the people you love that they mean everything to you, then tell the ones you hate to fuck off."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose."

"A little greed can get u lots of stuff."

"Oh lord give me patience.... NOW."

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense."

"Maybe this world is another planets hell."

"Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color."

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