((page 4))
"If water was beer and i was a duck.I would go to the botton and never come up,but waters not beer and i'm not a duck so lets go get f***ed up."
"i am feeling a lil off today, would anybody like to turn me on?"
"i must admit it, you brought religion into my life...I never believed in hell untill i met you."
"Struttin our stuff, shakin our booties, me and my girls are full time cuties."
"Please tell your pants its not polite to point!"
"Stop honkin ur hornz, stop callin my name, cuz i alrealdy know i drive you insane."
"Always remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 muscles to lift your arm and slap them."
"Let's have an intelligent conversation - I'll talk and you listen."
"On the other hand....the early worm gets eaten.."
"God made rivers, god makes lakes, god made you, but we all make mistakes."
"Although I will always love you and remember the times we had, u r a sorry lil' bastard n' u hurt me real bad, although you think it's funny, and only time will tell, that paybacks are bitches and i hope u rot in hell, although you were a great lover, that i will admit, but when it comes to being my man, honey u ain't worth shit."
(((sour)))
"If you don't like my apples then don't shake my tree, I don't want your man your man wants me." "God made less, god made more, god made (name), WUT A WHORE!"
"Pride is tasteless, sizeless, and colorless, but it is the hardest thing to swallow."
"I wish my mom told me the same thing about guys as she did about scary movies - Don't worry honey they're all fake."
"A best friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
"Do you eat lucky charms? because you look magically delicious."
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