| YO MAMA'S SO FAT... Yo mama's so fat her belly button's got an echo. Yo mama's so fat she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back Yo mama's so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide Yo mama's so fat that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody. Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall! Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way. Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama's so fat when she tried to break dance she broke the floor. Yo mama's so fat when she washes herselt using a bedsheet. Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out Yo mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket. Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks. Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin. Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!" Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper. Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama's so fat when i took her to the beach, little keds surron "Free Willy, Free WIlly" Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house Yo mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid .." Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water. Yo mama's so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama's so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips. Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck. Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor. Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String. Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water. Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap. Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master. Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy. Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper. Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar. Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. YO MAMA'S SO GHETTO... Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps Pimpdaddy's Yo Mama Snaps bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!) Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. Yo mama's so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC. Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates. Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. Yo mama's so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. YO MAMA'S SO UGLY... Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head. Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat. Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too! Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries. Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons. Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her. Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!" Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings. Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night. Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her. Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it. Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log. Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest. Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. Yo mama's so ugly, bitch looks like she was hit by the whole damn ugly tree! Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her. Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry. Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits. Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen. Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back." Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast." Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out. Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell they said "There's nothing ordinary about it!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style. Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror. Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down. Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious. Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous. Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym. Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control! Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control. Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out. Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink. Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck. Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper! Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock! Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck. Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels. Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. Yo mama's so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry. Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away. Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking. Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise. Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team. Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye. Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, they named her "Damn!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face. Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex. Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin. Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end. Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull. Yo mama�s so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she�d get the electric chair. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it. Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the stitches off Frankenstein. Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it. Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her. Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins." Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. YO MAMA'S SO STUPID... Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail. Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?" Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light. Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side. Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting. Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo mama's so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart. Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window. Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale. Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?" Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!" Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it. Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer. Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo mama's so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster. Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back. Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season." Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window. Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a cup to the movie "Juice." Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death. Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?" Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order. Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies. Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking. Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed. Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo. Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed. Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone." Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper. Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?" Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay. Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino. Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change. Yo mama's so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather. Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade. Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses. Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses. Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke." Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen. Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling. Yo mama's so stupid, when asked what a pronoun was, she said a noun that gets paid. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying! Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone. Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K." Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people. Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen. Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio. Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the bix. Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong." Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store. Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?" Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know". Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano. Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus. Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed. Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1" Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's..." Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train. Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight. Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Harry my first baby daddy, Willy the guy I see on Thursdays..." Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink. Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco. Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy. Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment. Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job. Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass. Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door. Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved. Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater. Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911". Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample. Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese." Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum. Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store. Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs. Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge." |
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