Funny Signs

Do you remember Elian Gonzales?

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework
assignment.He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum
I had two lac's, but my girl rectum both.
3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back
to the joint.
5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Isreal
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit,
that watch israel".
7. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
11. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for
dinner?"
12. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?
14. Dictate
My girfriend say my dictate good.
15. Odyssey
I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!"
16. Axe
After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.
17. Fortify
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say fortify."
18. Income
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

A funny list; You know you are a malu if....