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SHOWING THEIR CLAWS (Nov. 23, 2003)

This week the insidious League of Liberals are "suggesting" that their deluded dupes call attention to their new member Anarchy Xero's entry in the New Blog Showcase, "Iraq = Death". Their effort is a revealing Lorenzian slip (that's like a Freudian slip, but with animals).

Now if you're Mister Common Sense, you won't be surprised that the League welcomed into its ranks an open anarchist to go along with its admitted member of the communist Politburo. As that renegade Orwell showed in Homage to Catalonia, during revolution the red and black flags cooperate in public, while secretly stabbing each other in the back. Self-proclaimed "non-sectarian anarchist" Xero should have seen how unsympathetic they are to his beliefs by the oxymoronic title of their posting welcoming this new sacrificial lamb: "Anarchy Reigns in the League of Liberals". But no, he blissfully marches to his own slaughter, one more "useful idiot" for the left.

This lip service to chaos is all magician's misdirection, so you won't pay attention to what they're really doing. That obvious pseudonym "Peter Progressive" wrote of Xero "Another Cat Blogger is always welcome". On Xero's own site he posted an entry which he admits is an "Obligatory Friday Cat Blog". Why do these plotters care so much about putting pictures of cats on the internet each week? Is it because of the political views of cats, as found in one suspiciously French study? (Click on this link and scroll down to "Psychologist Finds Cats Are Anarchists".) Is it because of the perverse anti-family decadence of cats, as shown in this revealing animation, found by MaxSpeak, of Flying Viking Kittens singing about going to a gay bar? Is it to celebrate the return to active touring of Islamic murder advocate Cat Stevens, long boycotted after "he backed a death sentence to the author of "Satanic Verses" Salman Rushdie"?

No, it's all a sinister plan to send secret messages over the internet. Remember the nightmare we heard about just after 9-11. "The FBI has suggested recent terrorist atrocities could even have been coordinated using steganography -- the science of obfuscating communications -- in images uploaded to ordinary internet sites. ... Messages can be hidden within redundant parts of the digital information used to generate images in formats such as JPEG." (Read about it in "Secret Code in Web Images?") General Ashcroft's obsession with covering up revealing art work first led to the suggestion that this was being hidden among the millions of dirty pictures attached to emails. When it was pointed out that in Saudi Arabia, home of most of the suicide highjackers, terrorism was winked at but filthy images would result in decapitation, the claim changed -- now messages were said to be hidden in pictures on eBay. (See "The case of the missing code".) After thorough searches failed to find the secret orders, this idea was abandoned too.

But the vile America-hating liberals found another way to communicate for the terrorists. For camouflage, they developed a new tradition of "Friday Cat Blogging", thus justifying their posting of huge numbers of innocent looking images on the web. They have even used "deep cover" hidden agents, who have not openly joined their League, to further this spread of feline photos. The leading instigator of this deception is CalPoohbah Calpundit, who serves as a perfect front man by posing as a "moderate", thus luring in many innocent pawns. Yet one of his followers let slip a very revealing statement in comments on the November 14 post: "Most evil dictators (Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Napoleon) are apparently dog people and/or cat haters."

You might object that The Clenis (TM) was certainly at least a wannabe dictator, yet famously had a cat. Yes, at first. This was a disguise on his part, just like his fellow Demo-bubba Jimmy Carter before him. But when Congress threatened him with domestic regime change, he reverted to type and showed his true colors. According to "Famous Pets", "Socks was the first cat to grace the White House since the Carter administration.... But in 1997, her star was eclipsed by Buddy, a Labrador retriever. When President Clinton was mired in the Monica Lewinsky scandal, it was Buddy who was seen trodding faithfully next to him." The Demoness Hillary herself, on page 468 of her Living History, said "Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to." Famous Pets adds "When the Clintons left the White House, Socks did not join them." Sure, the cat was no longer needed for cover.

What kind of instructions were the liberals using this new conduit to send? They were unleashing Saddam Hussein's cats of war, as revealed in "U.S. soldier kills rare tiger at Baghdad zoo". "...a group of U.S. soldiers were having a party in the zoo Thursday night, after it had closed. "Someone was trying to feed the tigers," he said. "The tiger bit his finger off and clawed his arm. So his colleague took a gun and shot the tiger." ... "He was drunk," Abdul-Majeed said of the bitten soldier." And it adds more: "...three lions ... were shot to death when they tried to pounce on a contingent of invading American soldiers."

Using a big cat as a weapon against us is a perfect symbol of anti-American opposition to legitimate government, but now the evil liberals have found an even better one. According to "Rockets strike sites in Baghdad", "About a dozen rockets launched from the back of donkey carts slammed into Baghdad's two biggest hotels and the country's Oil Ministry yesterday, in a tightly synchronized attack that appeared to target Westerners living in the city. ... So common are donkey carts on Baghdad's streets that few residents seemed to notice five of them moving into position early yesterday morning, stacked with multiple rocket launchers. ... The attacker had left a mound of hay on the street, to keep the donkey from wandering, while the launcher was set with a timer." Now we all know what political party the donkey is a symbol of. What more proof do we need that the Democrats are all traitors working together with these terrorists?

Democrats callously giving aid and comfort to foreign villains just to embarrass Bush before next year's election should not take any comfort from this friendly gesture from Al Queda's hidden minions. Once the Islamofascists drive the West out of the Middle East, they will turn and rend their former covert allies. The Muslim Mullahs have sent another symbolic message as well, showing just what they think of such cowardly appeasers: "Algerian butchers arrested for donkey meat scam during during Ramadan". "Customers found the knock-down prices irresistible during Ramadan, which began on October 27, especially as mince is used in many of the traditional dishes eaten when devout Moslems break their fast. The donkeys were brought in from all over the country to be slaughtered at the abattoir where the vets certified them as beef. The 10 men managed to sell more than 57,000 kilos (125,000 pounds) of meat after killing around 1,500 donkeys." They profaned their own Holy Days, just to make the point of how they would make a cannibal feast of the real Democrats after winning. That would be poetic justice of the most delicious kind. No doubt the liberal peace-mongers would taste like chicken.

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