Episode 5 Days Of Our Lives and Christi..... Deep Narrator Voice- Last time on "The Yami Bunch", we witnessed the beginning of a love triangle. When Pegasus joined the test subjec- I mean couples, Yami Yugi's beloved Karibo, Nestor, was very taken with him. Now, how will Yami react, as his once faithful pet becomes someone else's lapdog? And what will Tea think, as Yami professes his true feelings for Nestor? Not to mention the "Evil" couples plans. Will they go into effect? Find out in this exciting episode of, "The Yami Bunch" Camera man- And. Action!!! Ishizu- (snore) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... Spare camera man *whispers urgently*- Ishizu. ISHIZU!!! Ishizu- Ehhhhhhhh... *holds head in hands* Whoa.. MAJOR hangover!! O, we're on the air? (nervous laugh) Hello, and welcome to the Yami Bunch!!! Last time, uh. *squints eyes as she tries to make out what the little card the camera man is holding up* um... ya.. Well.. This episode is rated. BG-14 and something about vile.. language?? (another nervous laugh) O look, its time for a commercial!!!!
Week 1, Day 4, 6:04 Am Unknown voice, whispering- Are you sure this is a good idea Tea? I seriously don't think this will go over well with the Evil Couples. (new name for Yami Bakura, Emma, Stephanie, and Marik/Yami Marik, when referring to all 4, well five if u consider Yami Marik a dif. person) Tea- Yes Yugi, it needs to be done. Everyone needs to know that sleeping in will not be accepted in this household. 6:00 a.m. is when everyone must wake up, so we can all do our assigned chores. I had posted a list of rules, but I don't know what happened to them. (flashback- Yami Bakura and Marik mutually light the accursed paper on the alter of Ra hidden in Yami Bakura's closet with identical smirks as Emma and Stephanie, donned in Rare Hunter robes, chant solemnly in the background) Unknown voice, now identified as Yami Yugi- Ya, but- Tea (annoyed)- But what Yami? Yami Yugi- Well nothing, its just, I think (uncomfortable tone, shuffles feet)... I think that they might have.. been.. up late last night.. judging from the...err.. loud and.. interesting sounds I heard from both of their room's and- Tea- Yugi!!! That activity (distasteful tone) should be outlawed also! This is a show on national TV! What if little kids are watching?! They could be stained for life and- Yami (fading hopeful light in his eyes as he looks at Tea's upper body)- Ya, your right Tea, (disappointed tone) No one should be allowed to do that. Voice from speakers all around them- There shall be no such rule!!! That kind of thing brings us viewers, and viewers bring us better ratings! Ratings mean money, and money means more beer for me! Besides, I like watching it!!! (drunken laughter) Yugi, in awe, touches his forehead to the floor- It's Ra! RA IS SPEAKING TO ME! Tea- You idiot Yami, that's Ishizu! Yami Yugi (turning beet red, which luckily was concealed in the darkness of the silent house)- Ya, I knew that. *sadly adds* I wish Nestor was here.. Tea shoots a glare. She had forbidden Yugi to speak of her adversary in front of her, threatening to tell of Yami's secret addiction to "Days of Our Lives" if he did. However, Yami Yugi cannot suppress the whimper that escapes him as they pass Pegasus's room. Pegasus is curled up with his picture frame of Cecilia, his favorite cartoon bunny stuffed animal, and Nestor. Yami Yugi- Nestor. My baby. Tea (happily)- Buck up Yugi!!! I was the only one for you anyway! Yugi just bows his head in sadness, not realizing where he was standing. They arrive at the hallway that leads to Marik, Stephanie, Yami Bakura, and Emma's rooms. Everyone else avoided this area of the house, as it was lighted only by candles, which created quite a frightening atmosphere. It was scary enough, not adding the screams and screeches that occasionally emitted from the sacrifice room, screams that came from gods know what. Yami Yugi *winces at the huge bruise on the sensitive part of his chin that resulted from his last encounter with Yami Bakura* - Are you sure we must do this Tea? Tea (firmly) - Yes Yami. They need to learn a lesson. Silence ruled as they snucsk down the dismal hallway. Tea pulls a shadowed object out of her purse. Yami, *stubs his toe on a golden Egyptian cat outside Marik and Stephanie's room* *growls*- Can't we arm ourselves first? (Tea, silences him with a glare, one which would have had better effect if only he could see it) Tea- One, two- Yami Yugi *groans*- I have a feeling that we are going to regret this Tea... Tea- THREE!!! Ignoring him, she blows the foghorn that was before, concealed. What came next was utter chaos. Yami Bakura (from the confines of the room on the left side of the hallway- WHAT THE f&*%?!? (knowing immediately who it was) F@#$ YOU YUGI!!! I'M GOING TO F@#$IN' KILL YOU THIS TIME, U F@#$IN' MINIATURE! (unintelligible) @#&^%*!!! #*&$ *&@&%& *&^$&@ (*&$&^*@!!!! F(&$* YOU, YOU LITTLE !@#&^%*!!!! A half asleep, half dressed, (and half crazed for that matter) Marik kicks his door open and immediately tackles Yami, football style. As Stephanie laughs at Yami's expense and fingers the giant machete that she brought out with a nasty smile, Yami Bakura emerges fully armed with his favorite flamethrower, with Emma alongside him, dressed in only Bakura's long wrinkled school shirt and looking nothing less then murderous. Marik, (yelling as loudly as humanly possible in Yami's ear and twisting his arm behind his back in a way that looked like it wouldn't do much good for Yugi's health)- 'Tis a little known fact that I was once Captain of my school football team, the Egyptian Asps!!! Stephanie *grins*- DOGPILE!!! *jumps on Yami Yugi's head* Yami Yugi- *oof* Tea, Help Me! (desperate and very babyish tone) Tea quickly tries to help Yami Yugi, but is quickly dispatched by punch from Emma, that hits her right on the nose. As Tea blacked out, she saw the evil four scheming what to do with them next... ~*~*~*Four hours later, around 10:12 a.m.~*~*~* Everyone is soberly sitting at the kitchen table where Tea has insisted on giving them all their chore duties. However, she is not her usual cheery self, which has caught everyone else's attention. Her nose was three times its normal size, swollen, black and blue. Only Yami Bakura, Emma, Marik, and Stephanie seem unsurprised by this. In fact, they seem to find it amusing. As the silence begins to grow uncomfortable, a tiny noise is heard at the door. Everyone turns to see a head slowly enter vertically from outside the door, peering inside. Immediately, everyone bursts into laughter. It was Yami Yugi, but what hair of Yami's used to be red, black, and yellow was now two disgusting shades of neon pink. Yami blushes and swears profusely, then goes to run out to the sanctuary of his room when Yami Bakura, being taller, easily picks him up by the scruff of his belt/necklace. Yami Yugi vainly tries to kick out, struggling like an animal when picked up in an uncomfortable position, as Marik, Emma, and Stephanie laugh gleefully at this novel new form of entertainment. Yami Yugi- Lemme go! Lemme go! *his face begins to turn blue as Yami Bakura tightens his belt chocker a few notches* Tea (blushes that this is her boyfriend with the repulsive hair)- Um, guys, this wasn't his doing... he didn't dye his hair like this voluntarily, ..it was them!!! *points finger accusingly at the Evil Couples* All four in unison- So? Ryou- Is my Yami making trouble again? All- Bakura?!?! (Emma, Marik, and Stephanie say this in a disappointed tone. Tea, Joey, Yugi, and Tristan say it in a happy tone. Yami Bakura only rolls his eyes and throws Yami Yugi to the rabid good guys. Tea immediately loosens his belt chocker, and he quickly regains his breath, just in time for what came next.) Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Tristan all run up to Bakura, quickly engulfing him in a group hug. All five giggle sillilly as the others in the room either scream in agony or stare with a sweat drop. Emma- My eyes!! Make it stop! Stephanie and Marik- It burns! It burns! Holy Ra, it burns!!!! Yami Bakura (eyes firmly shut)- Is it over yet? *The five release and all looked a little flushed* Tea- Man Bakura, our group hugs just weren't the same without you! *Yami Yugi frowns* Where did you come from? Bakura- Sometimes, my Yami lets me out of the soul room. I think my niceness might be starting to rub off on him! Yami Bakura- You wish, pathetic worm! I only let you out because otherwise you sit there and whine in the soul room. I can't stand it when you whine!!! Stephanie (smirking)- So, you've gone soft for your aibou (other half), have you Yami Bakura? Yami Bakura (fiercely)- No! If you hear him whine, you would know how it is!! It doesn't draw pity; it drives you mad!!! Bakura- *smiles at the thought that he has finally found a way to defend himself against his Yami*- You mean, like this? *he makes the cutest look you ever did see, then accompanies it with a small whimper, and his lip trembles with apparent begging* Tea- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, he's so cute!!!! *eyes well up* KAWAII!!! (cute) Stephanie buries her head against Marik, as Emma does likewise to Yami Bakura, and Marik voices what all three are thinking- Oh gods!!! It's disgusting!!! Yami Bakura (is gently stroking Emma, who is still huddled against her soul mates shoulder. She still hadn't fully recovered from the horrible overload of sappiness)- See what I mean? Now, amplify that by a hundredfold, and listen to it in your mind ALL FRIGGING DAY!!! (Yami Bakura seems to have been keeping this in a long time, and now he was just letting it out.) Not only that, but I have to hear him rambling on and on about what fruity thing his is going to do next!! He never stops! He never sleeps!!! Bakura *smiles cheerfully*- Hey Tea, isn't Christopher Lowell is on now?! Let's catch the last fifteen minutes!! Marik (grimly)- I see your point. Stephanie nods fervently as Bakura and Tea run daintily hand in hand into the living room, while Yami Yugi frowns jealously. Yami Bakura (smugly)- Now Yami, do I sense some resentment here? Yami Yugi (silent) Marik (suddenly to Yami Bakura)- Hey, what time is it? Yami Bakura gives him a, Yeah-right,-like-I-have-a-watch-look and exasperatedly, Marik turns to the microwave. Marik- Holy Ra! 'Tis time for Jackass!! He sprints into the living room, closely followed by Stephanie, Emma, and Yami Bakura, all of whom loved watching stupid people hurt themselves as much as Marik did. Yami Bakura begins to mercilessly beating Ryou, who refuses to give him the remote, dying to see the last few precious minutes of Christopher. Yami Bakura- Give it to me you fruity freak!!! Bakura- No fair Yami!!! I have to see how Christopher finishes the house!!! Yami Bakura- F^&* Christopher! We could be seeing someone launch himself off of a slingshot with no protection on whatsoever into a slab of concrete, right now! Suddenly, Pegasus appears out of nowhere, with Nestor resting happily in his silver locks. Yami Yugi sheds a tear; one no one either notices or cares to notice. Pegasus- No, no people, Funny Bunny is on right now! That is what we are watching! Tea- Yes, I agree. Lets watch some family oriented TV for a change. As Marik prepares to mind control Tea to shut her up, she pulls out a cattle rod she was hiding behind her back. He subsides disappointedly. Pegasus- Na na!! You'll never catch me! *sticks his tongue out in a perfect imitation of his cartoon favorite* Marik- How dare thou show me the innards of thy face hole!!! Thou shalt pay!!! As Marik and Pegasus get in a vicious verbal fight, one in which Marik extensively uses his wide vocabulary of Ancient Egyptian swear words, Yami Yugi grabs the remote and changes it to "Days of Our Lives." Yami Yugi- No, Hope! Don't go to him! You love Bo, remember?! You'll only be hurt again! What about your child?! He needs a father figure, or else he'll turn out to be like Stephano!!! Soon, Tea and Bakura become absorbed in this as well, to the utter disgust of Stephanie and Emma. By now, Yami Bakura has gotten involved with Marik and Pegasus's fight, joyfully egging each of them on. Yami Bakura- That's right Marik!! You tell that albino fruit where you are going to shove your Millennium Rod!! That's right Pegasus!! You tell that blonde bimbo who's boss!!!
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