Episode 4 Code Name Blue Bannana! Ishizu Ishtar (talking to one of the camera guys, convincing him to give her more shots)-No, no, just gimme another round. Just do it, idiot! I don't care if I can't f#$*ing drive home! What the hell is the matter with you?! I need my alcohol! Damn you! Camera guy *whispering urgently*- You're not allowed to get drunk anymore, Ishizu. Please don't do this again; we're on the air right now! Ishizu *murderously glowers at his refusal to allow her to get drunk but then blushes because she yelled on national television*- Ahem, well, I am terribly sorry about that folks. Please excuse my language. That was only a test. If you do not think that your child should be exposed to that kind of language then please do not allow them to watch this reality TV series. This episode is rated PG-13 for course language. There will be a new couple arriving to the house today, and we'll just have to see how this couple can cope with the pandemonium in this crazy household. And now here is the Yami Bunch!
Week 1, Day 4, 4:12 a.m. Scene opens up with Yami Yugi in the living room with his treasured Furby,Swhom he still thinks is Nestor. Yami Yugi- Oh, Nestor! How I love you so much! I haven't admitted it yet, but I think I love you even more than Tea! *nuzzles Furby tenderly* Tea *yells from behind Yami Yugi*- What did you just say?! Yami Yugi- Oh, um..nothing...sorry, didn't see you there cutie-tutie (his own nickname for Tea that he devised, very clever indeed!). Tea-You love that wretched animal more than me! *starts to cry* Yami Yugi- Oh no, cutie-tutie, I didn't mean it like that! Oh, please don't cry! It's not my fault Nestor is soooooo adorable! Tea- W-what a-about m-me, Yami?! I thought you said I was ad-adorable! Waaaaaa! Mai *enters*- What the Harpy is going on here?! Can't I ever get any beauty rest?! Tea (still bawling)- Yami loves that inanimate object more than me! Yami Yugi- It isn't an object! It's a living, breathing, adorable creature that deserves lots of love and nurturing care to help it grow big and stwong! Isn't that wight, wittle Nesty-Westy? (another clever nickname) Tea bites her lip. She had almost told him that it was just a toy. Thank gods he was too stupid to notice, thought Tea. Suddenly Marik, Yami Bakura, Emma, and Stephanie come in, looking very irritated of being woken so early from the ruckus downstairs. Emma and Stephanie are in bathrobes and Yami Bakura and Marik in boxers...hmmm, I wonder if something was interrupted here. Yami Bakura- There better be a good reason why were interrupted in our special ti- I mean, woken from sleep. Tea says nothing and only weeps louder. Suddenly Nestor a.k.a. Furby begins to talk. "Mmmm, hungweee! Me wa-" Furby's voice fades until it shuts down completely. Everyone in the room holds their breath, wondering the same thing. 'I thought the batteries were supposed to last 24 hours!' Yami Yugi shakes the Furby vigorously, and out pop the dead batteries at the bottom of it. Yami Yugi- Huh? Batteries? Wait a minute..(fifteen minutes go by in silence)..this isn't my Nestor!!!! *throws down the Furby on the ground in rage, just as Kaiba and Tess stroll in nonchalantly* Kaiba (didn't see what just happened)- Hey, what brings you guys up so early today? *looks at Furby on the ground, then at the enraged Yami, then at everyone else who is glaring at him* Kaiba- Uh, heh heh..something wrong? *swallows frightfully* Steph- Thou tampering with the batteries Kaiba? Our plan is ruined! All because of thou! Tess- It was you?! How could you, Kaiba! Everything was perfect! Flawless! We would've killed Nestor within a few hours! Tea- I can't believe you! We would've slain the stupid thing if it weren't for your interference! Grrr! Yami Yugi- Wha?! Kill Nestor?! Cutie-Tutie, you were in on all of this?! Tea- Shut-up Yu-Gi-Oh. You know I hate that nickname. Just stay out of this! *Yami Yugi's eyes water up* Kaiba- You guys have to understand! My laptop was losing power! If I lost connection, I would have no way of watching my little brother under surveillance cameras every single second of the day! I need to ensure my brother's every need of safety and comfort! Failing at that would mean failing at being a good brother! Emma- Oh s*%#..I knew we shouldn't have trusted the good guys. (resignedly) I'll go get our victim. Yami Yugi's bound to find him anyway. *stomps away in frustration* While everyone is arguing, Yami Bakura walks into the kitchen and grabs Kaiba's coffee cup, then pours it on his laptop, smiling evilly. Flames shoot up, and the fire detector immediately goes off. He walks out back into the living room, still smiling. Tristen races into the living room to join the others, upon hearing the fire alarm. Tristen- What's going on?! How'd the fire start?! Did--- Kaiba *ignoring the panicking Tristen like everyone else*- What did you do Yami Bakura? *eyes narrow in repugnance* Emma *enters with a frightened Nestor*- Hey Kaiba! Isn't that your laptop on fire in the kitchen? *Kaiba's eyes grow wide in fear, and he runs in the kitchen screaming like a girl, franticly pouring water over the dying fire* Marik- Who's knocking at the door? Steph- Donst worry. It 'tis only Pegasus. Tess- I thought only couples were supposed to be living here! Tea- Yeah, that's true. Did he get a girlfriend or something? Mai- I thought he was gay! Tristen- He isn't?! *looks sadly down at his feet* Emma- Just open the door already! *Marik goes to open the door. Pegasus walks in with mounds of baggage behind him, carried by his castle guard goonies* Pegasus- Hello everyone! I brought all my favorite cartoon episodes for our sleepover tonight! It's going to be a blast! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! (laughs in that freaky way) I couldn't pick one certain episode that I liked particularly, so I decided to bring them all! Fun, fun! Say, is that the smell of smoke? Everyone stares at Pegasus as if he's some kind of alien. Nestor then jumps timidly out of Emma arms after Pegasus laughs and hides in the toilet. Yami Yugi runs after him and tries to persuade him to get out of there, but the little Karibo refuses to. He tries to use the toilet unclogger, but that only gets Nestor further down the pipe. Yami Bakura is the first to speak in all the awkward silence. Yami Bakura- Um, sorry Pegasus, only couples are allowed in this house...unless, you've found a boyfriend? *raises his eyebrow in ridicule* Tristen- So he is gay then?! (excitedly) *Tea rolls her eyes* Pegasus- Don't be silly! I've brought my beloved Cecelia! Oh, and do me a favor? Call me Maxarooni. It's my childhood nickname after a bully poured macaroni all over my head in fat camp. I've used it ever since, so I would like all of you too, also. Aw, such fond childhood memories! Tess- I thought Cecelia was dead. (At this, Pegasus's lower lip begins to tremble but unfortunately, he regains composure) Pegasus- Cecelia is very much alive in my heart. I've have brought her picture to serve as my other-half. Say, what's that sound? (Hears Yugi crying desperately in the bathroom) Is that Yugi-boy? *Goes to bathroom, followed by everyone else to see what mess he has caused this time* Yami Yugi- Puleaze come out Nesty-Westy! Oh pleassssseeeeee! I'll do anything! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! *sobs* Pegasus- *looks in toilet and spots puff of wet fur soiled by human excrement, lol* Ah, the whole Karibo-stuck-in-the-toilet, eh? Don't worry. I'm expert at handling these situations! *claps hands twice and yells "Blue Banana!" * Karibo jumps out of the toilet and shakes itself dry all over Yami Yugi, who is crying tears of joy. After Nestor cleans itself off, it blissfully sprints into Pegasus's arms with glee. Yami Yugi- Nestor? Nestor, it's me! Your best friend! Your mommy! Come to me Nestor! Pegasus (petting Karibo with lots of love)- Don't be silly Yugi-boy! He loves me now! After all, I am the one who saved him. Isn't that right, Nesty- Westy?! Yami Yugi- But, but that's my nickname! Nooooooooo! Tea- Yami Yugi, now you realize that I'm the only one for you! I'm the only one you should love! Not that dumb thing! Yami Yugi- I will never stop loving Nestor! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! (okay, you get the point) Steph *whispers to Marik, Emma, and Yami Bakura*- Now, there art two people whom love this hideous creature. It seems to be converting everyone to like it, one by one. The task of murdering it willst be much more difficult and the plan, more elaborate. We shall go to the secret evil basement beneath this house and formulate a new strategy. Emma (whispering back)- This time though, no good-hearted people! Marik- It 'tis agreed. (The four sinister figures move away from the hectic bathroom and into the basement, putting their genius minds together and forming the perfect plan)
Meanwhile, Ishizu enters into the editing room with a half-empty bottle of liquor. (She had used her millennium necklace to get it for her.) She turns on the spy TV's, and she sees Yami Yugi and Tea crying on the bathroom floor, Mai applying her lipstick and tightening her corset in the bathroom mirror (standing right over Yami Yugi), Tristen calling Serenity, trying to explain to her what colors are, Pegasus eating macaroni with his newly found friend Nestor, Kaiba checking his watch every minute while trying to scoop his laptops ashes into a jar to commemorate their sacred nature to him, Tess looking very annoyed in him doing so, Marik, Yami Bakura, Stephanie, and Emma suggesting different weapons of mass destruction to use on Nestor, and Joey sleeping soundly through all of this, talking in his sleep about flying hamburgers. Ishizu lets out a sigh, "Well, I guess it could be worse..Joey could be awake." |