Episode 3

Ozzy and Nestor

(Ending of opening song) Ishizu- Welcome to another *hic* exciting episode of the Yami Bunch! *hic* (Note- Ishizu, no longer seeing any point to her life, has now decided to not just be drunk during the episodes, but all the time) Last time, well just watch the other &^%$ing *hic* episode if you want to *hic* knows what %^&ing happened last time! This episode is rated PG-13 for course language and mild nudity. (Takes another swig) Beam me aboard, Scotty! (swoons)

Week 1, Day 3, 8:03 A.M.

Everyone is sitting at the circular table in the kitchen, which the day before was the scene of quite an incident. Unfortunately, Nestor had survived the attempts of murder from Steph, Marik, and Yami Bakura in a sink grinder (a fitting end for the repulsive creature). As soon as Yami Yugi had left with Nestor on his ritualistic morning walk, they had called a meeting. As expected, everyone had shown up to formulate the plan, which, if successful, should result in the demise of the hated Nestor, the Karibo. There is a few minutes of silence. Emma is the first to speak.

Emma- All of us, usually neutral at best, (at this Joey and Yami Bakura glare at each other murderously. Emma stops them with a stare) are here for a common purpose. To dispose, of the much hated Nestor. *Tea shudders at the mention of his name. Emma nods fervently* The vile beast which has made our home it's residence. Unfortunately, we can only do this by working together. Though it may be an unpleasant thought---

Yami Bakura- Waayyyyyyyyy more then unpleasant. (staring at Joey)

Emma *glares*- We have to for the common good. Now, the way I see it, if I'm stuck with you losers (aims this comment at everyone but Yami Bakura, Stephanie, and Marik), I'll sure as hell get rid of as many as I humanly can. Right now though, Numero Uno on my to kill list is Nestor, and I figure that a bit of help from the good guys might be partially useful. *Yami Bakura shudders at the thought* (To Yami Bakura) I'm sorry anata, but it's the only way it will work. (Former nods reluctantly) Now I have a plan, which should rid us of this vermin forever. Tea, it might involve a bit of. ..heartache. on your companion Yugi's conscience. Are you still willing to cooperate?

Marik *strokes Millennium Rod under table*- (in dangerous tone) She'll help if she wants to or not.

Tea- There's no need. I hate that beast.

Steph- Art thou referring to Yugi or Nestor? (Marik, Yami Bakura, and Emma smirk)

Tea- Nestor. I HATE HIM!!! (She grows fangs, little flames appear in her eyes, and she rips off her school shirt to reveal a "WAR" logo-ed tee) (silence, more like stupefied shock)

Tess (trying to break the uncomfortable silence)- I have an idea! What if we switch Nestor with. this! *puts a leopard spotted Furby on table*

Furby- Hungry, Ah ah!

Yami Bakura and Marik, in unison with a mix of fear and awe- What is that hideous beast?!

Yami Bakura- Is it some kind of demon?

Marik (hopeful, but still apprehensive)- Can it be mind controlled?

Emma- Boys, Boys, are you afraid of this child's plaything?

Both don't answer, curiously poking at it. Yami Bakura jumps as the Furby begins rocking back and forth singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." Marik raises his Millennium Rod and tries to mind control it, only succeeding in it stating "No like, no fun!!!"

Marik- How dare thou defy me!!! Now, thou foul beast, thou shalt see the true power of a Millennium Item!!! *starts beating the toy with the Rod as it gleefully says, "Weeeee!! Me atay burru!!!" *

(Tess and Kaiba giggle)

Tess (tearing her eyes away from two Egyptians beating up a plastic Hasbro toy)- Now all we need is a distraction for Yami Yugi so we can do the great switch-a-roo!

Emma- Well, I have an idea for that..

~*~*~*4:10 P.M.~*~*~*

Yami Yugi enters, laughing maniacally in his DJ sounding voice with his fuzzy friend. "And it was even more fun when we went to the pet shop, and the park, and the store and the-

Emma *whispers*- Ok guys, they're home. If everyone remembers their role, this should (hopeful, but despairing tone) work.

Yami Yugi- And then we did this and this and blah blah.

Tea (screaming from the living room)- Take your ugly evil music off, Yami Bakura!

Yami Bakura- Come on Tea, you know you love Ozzy Osborne!

Tea, screeching madly- No I don't!

Marik (smugly)- Well we do!

Yami Yugi *enters living room, which now seems to have been turned into some kind of mini nightclub, complete with low lights and loud music*- What is going on here?!?!

Emma and Stephanie are dancing rather revealingly in front of Marik and Yami Bakura, who are banging their heads in an identical fashion to the screams of Ozzy. (Note from Author- Both of their hair is sooo perfect for head banging, just picture it, drool...Perfection!) As Kaiba, Tess, and Tristen look torn between whether they should dance or scold. Mai is vainly trying to catch Joey's attention as he watches Emma and Stephanie with a glazed vacant look.

Yami Yugi (louder tone so he can be heard over the stream of constant cusses)- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

(silence, disturbed only by the proverbial cricket)

Yami Bakura- Hey Yugi! (sarcastically) Join the Party! *Emma, Marik, and Stephanie's face take on an identical smirk*

Yami Yugi (furious)- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR DIRTY AND EVIL WAYS, (for lack of better word)... EVIL COUPLES!

Marik- O no, wittle Yugi is upset. Whatever shall we do dearest?

Stephanie- I haven't the slightest idea, love(in a very fake sounding scared tone). It seems hopeless, for we all knowst, wittle Yugi is quite a force to be reckoned with! *Kaiba chuckles*

Yami Yugi (gently setting Nestor on the floor) (to Nestor)- This is too dangerous for you, my beauty. Rest awhile, while I punish the villains! (looking to Emma, Steph, Yami Bakura, and Marik, who are completely nonplussed) Now you all shall pay for your crimes! Shadow Duel! And if you should cheat? PENALTY GAME!!!

(nothing happens)

Marik- Um, in case thou forgot, Ishizu put some sort of ancient Egyptian spell on the house, and now we cant go to the Shadow Realm. *frowns* Why did Ra invent siblings anyway?

Emma *stares at Tess, who is gleefully tickling Kaiba*- I really don't know.

Yami Yugi- Fine! I guess if we can't go to the Shadow Realm, we'll have to settle for an old-fashioned fistfight!

Yami Bakura (hopeful look in eyes)- Are you serious?

Yami Yugi- Why wouldn't I be? Do you think I'm afraid?

(silence)

Yami Yugi- O, so that's what you think, is it? *takes a swing at Yami Bakura, who is closest, which Yami Bakura promptly dodges. Yami Bakura delivers a vicious uppercut to Yugi's jaw, which immediately knocks him out.*

Yami Bakura- Finally! I've always wanted to do that!

Marik- Hey, I wanted to take Yugi out!

Yami Bakura (quietly, so the others can't hear)- I'll let you slit his throat when we sacrifice him.

Marik- Deal.

Tea runs to help Yugi, as Tess quickly switches out Nestor for the battered Furby of the same color and size, and Emma, Marik, Yami Bakura, and Stephanie kick Yami Yugi's lifeless body with relish.

Tess- There, he won't notice the difference!

Kaiba (chastisingly)- Are you saying Yugi won't notice the difference between a living, breathing Karibo, and a motorized child's play toy?

Joey- Na, I know Yug, ya jus' watch. He'll be talkin' to it an' brushin' it an' everythang.

Smirking, Emma takes the real Nestor, puts a piece of duct tape over its mouth, and hangs it in Yami Bakura's closet. "We'll have fun later," she whispers softly to the terrified hairball, "I can sacrifice you, and then my next killing won't go on my record!"

She returns to the living room, just as Yami Yugi wakes up.

Yami Yugi *knocks a concerned Tea over and rushes to Nestor*- Are you all right my child?

Nestor- Toto, heeheehee! Me atay, brrrrrrrrrrr *makes raspberry noise*

Yami Yugi- O good!

Joey (in whisper to Kaiba)- See, I told ya!