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One day two friends are bragging.
1st friend: My father has great eyes site like eagle, he is very 
clever as fox, very brave like the Lion...
2nd friend: This means that I need to buy a ticket to the 
Zoo to meet your Father??

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.
The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'

A woman returned home on evening and asked her new maid,                                                "Did you clean out the refrigerator as I told you".
"Yes, ma'am, "Said the girl, and everything was very tasty".

The Hollywood Actors ran into each other at the door of their psychaitrist's office. "Hello, there" said one. Are you coming or going?"

"If I know that" , said the other, "I wouldn't be here."

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody 
of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had 
brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of 
the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, 
'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes 
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Hai koi jawaab???

aik doctor sahib jub bhee aik kabrustan kay paas say guzartay to apnay moo per roomaal rakh laitay.aik aadmi nay unn say poocha kay aap aisa kyoon kartay hain to woh bolay "mujhay inn murdoo say sharam aatee hai kyoonkay yeh sub mairay illaaj say he yahan tak pohnchay hain"