jack osborne
"My Mother"
one day i picked up a girl and was greeted with,"So, you got any good cab driver stories?" i told her ,sure, i picked up a lady who wanted me to take her to a tavern. She said her boyfriend was suposed to be at work, but she knew he was at the bar playing the poker machine. She went in the bar and said," Aha!caught you, you lying #^**%%*!!, then came right back out and i took her home. The girl in the back seat said,"that was my mother- wait til I tell her that cab drivers are telling stories about her!!"