Hello again my peeps! It is the lord of arrogance and conceit himself here with another installment of everyone's favorite rantings from everyone's favorite psychopath. Some people just can't seem to see the big fuckin' picture. Today's topic revolves around the "people" (I use this term very loosely, only because they have been given S.I.N. identification) who have a fascination with Tide. In another words - people standing on a soap box.
You see all of these fucking dolts, running around claiming to be vegetarians. To quote denis leary "eating meat is an instinct, not eating meat is a decision" Now, I don't have a problem with this, cuz every less hamburger eaten by them is another eaten by me. It's the REAL issue that gets me. These people are on a crusade to "save the animals" when there is a greater concern. Ask these people if they drink orange juice? Do you know how many oranges it takes to make just 1 carton of orange juice? Enough to feed a family for a few days. Granted, they'll shit their holes red
and break out in hives, but it's better than starving to death. Now, just imagine how many oranges and apples are used up each year to make juice from them? There wouldn't be a hunger crisis if we
stopped the juicing and and shipped them to the hungry. I eat meat, drink juice and eat fruit, but I would be open to an alternate route.
No more juice - that means more apples and oranges for the entire world, whether it's hungry folks or someone just wanting a healthy snack. The vegetarians can keep eating their fucking plants (nyeah, what's up doc?) but no apples or oranges, on account of their ignorance regarding the juicing, which is far worse. And , should they choose to come back to the meat side, fuck them - only bacon and other pork products that are high in cholesterol.
I realize I'm being hard on the vegetarians. If some of you are, or know, vegetarians then, well, I'd like to say I'm sorry if I've offended you, but we know that ain't gonna happen. Mankind was founded and has sustained itself by eating meat, so by refusing to eat meat, you are denying your very human nature. You might as well abstain from sex too. Instead, when your time draws near, inform us carnivores where the creamatorium of choice is so we can bring our Barbeque sauce and haul you out at the well done point, right before ash is formed. The other topic I'd like to cover won't take nearly as long. It regards smoking cigarettes. As some of you may already know, I am now an ex-smoker (clap clap clap, want a cookie dickhead???) but if there's one thing I'm not, is a judgemental asshole regarding cigarettes. You will never, and I mean NEVER EVER hear me utter the words "open
a window" or "put that out" or, the sin of all sins "you're polluting my air"
If there's one thing I CANNOT and WILL NOT tolerate, it's these
fucking daisy picking sissies who WHINE about second hand smoke. These same fucking people who want "clean, smoke free air" while
they dine at a restaurant, are the same fucking twats who drove
their goddamn car there. These same maggots who whine about second hand smoke are the same people who drive down the street 2 or 3 blocks cuz their too lazy to walk.
The shit that's floating around in the air already is a HELL of alot more toxic than a fucking cigarette. But again, these people can't see the big fuckin' picture. If you wanna smoke around me, then smoke around me. If you wanna blow smoke in my face, then blow it in my face. Hell, blow it up my
ass for all I care. Fuck, jab a cigarette out on my arm if you want
- we all know that ain't gonna hurt a bit. Chances are, if you're in a smoke filled room, and the people leave cuz the smoke is "irritating" them, then there's a good chance you're not gonna want them around anyway. It's times like these that I wish I still smoked so I could "pollute" the people's air.
Oh well, I guess there's always cigars! They stink worse anyway. I'm done like Warrick
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