funny sms

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be

one heart that would always beat for you

You know Whose???

your Own Stupid!!!

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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua

to rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jhella nahi jata

dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the

"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

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What is sweet but not Honey,

Precious but not Money,

Bright but not Sunshine,

Improves with time but not Wine???

Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

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  Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,

Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,

mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,

pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

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u r a donkey

d 4 decent

o 4 outclass

n 4 nice

k 4 kind

e 4 excellent

y 4 young

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay
Aap say larna adat ki baat hay
Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay
magar magar
aaap ko bardashat karna!
Himmat ki baat hay

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Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut?
Operator: Yes Piza Hut,
Bhikari:
3 large piza
6 chicken wings
2 pepsi
Operator: kis k nam py bejhu sir?
Bhikari: ALLAH k nam py baba....

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