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TGGM wisps that he is not a newbie and never was.
TGGM wisps: Mischat.
Gheto wisps: mischat TGGM
TGGM wisps: Still true though.
Gheto wisps: damn
Aikanaro wisps: That's the kind of mischat that'll come back to haunt you.
Knyght wisps: mischat
TGGM wisps: Hmm, I don't think there's anyone about who's likely to quote
me, Aikanaro. ;-)

(newbie) FitGurl: how do i use the newbie chat system?

TGGM wisps: Hmm. Guess I was wrong.
Aikanaro wisps that he quotes that.
TGGM wisps that he :-(

(Thieves) Bonobo wisps that he raps "Rats in the front room, roaches in the
back... there's trolls in the alley with a baseball bat... I tried to
get away but I didn't get far 'cause a man from the Patrician
reposessed my horse, so... Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the
edge..."
(Thieves) Behaviour wisps: Is the effect of the sweetie shaker temporary?

Dorno wisps: where is a good place for a newbie to earn xp
Eclipse wisps: Germany.

(newbie) Firedrop: Hello, I am confused

(Wizards) Vasp wisps: can you pickle whole cats?

Lanfear wisps: Does anybody have a passage to Bois? I need rescuing :P

[conversation <rhinehold> killed by insinuating womble sex was going
on!!!!! <rhinehold>]

[conversation <rhinehold> killed by being too girlie-man-ish for Arnold
Schwarzenegger <rhinehold>]

Gnash wisps: Google image search couldn't find anything: Your search - gay
orc porn - did not match any documents. :(
Gnash wisps: Mischat.

(cre) Drakkos: AFK to kick some kittens.

Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 5 minuteth.
Pob wisps: actually scrub that, if he isn't alive it wouldn't work.
Jacen wisps: You can not perform resurrect on Offler as it is not alive.
Apostle wisps: Now THAT's a hit, Jacen.
Pob wisps: that was never a minute there, I've been robbed of 10 seconds.

(Wizards) Spock wisps: wait a minute.... have we waited 5 years (or more) for staves with knobs and now they turn out they are food?
(Wizards) Anton wisps: yes.
(Wizards) Zuroc wisps: yes
(Wizards) Spock wisps: luckily the cres know where wizard priorities lie

(Warriors) Wiggles wisps: For a seven handed evil demon, this fellow didn't
really provide much sport.

(Wizards) Harsh wisps: "You feel an overwhelming urge to cast Reckless
Encouragement of Arcane Peacock."

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Hey everyone, did you know that Aerk takes it up the
octogram? :P

(Wizards) Aerk wisps: And what is appropriate to say on (cre) and would be
understood as joking might be deemed highly offensive on the talker.
(Wizards) Devon wisps: POOPOO WIZARD

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Okay! I've changed the colour of the Star aura :D
(Wizards) Devon wisps: Just for you, Aerk :D
(Wizards) Mono wisps: Really?
(Wizards) Nhum wisps: Oh dear...
(Wizards) Devon wisps: Yup
(Wizards) Aerk wisps that he casts CBB on himself.
(Wizards) Mono wisps: I wonder what colour it is now.
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: 'You feel a strange POOPOO satisfaction envelop you
completely!'

Wiggles wisps: What's Offler's favourite film?
Wiggles wisps: I, Reboot!

(Warriors) Wiggles wisps: I know this isn't the sort of thing that a tough
manly warrior fellow should ask, but could I please have a hug?

Marakesh wisps: I recall a study by a cigarette company that concluded that
9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefered women.

(Wizards) Eros wisps: I don't think there's a big market for spammy
hallucinogenic jewellery, Aerk. :)

(Wizards) Eros wisps: Now, to spend some time tming with jpct....
(Wizards) Eros wisps: Binding tm.

Envy wisps: Im watching the most hilarious things
Gitta wisps: That's a mirror.

StorMox wisps: You know your having a bad day when your food starts having
sex on your head
Wolfe wisps: ...?
Batlin wisps: ah, one of them 'lsd' days, eh
Tique wisps: You eat lice?

Apostle wisps: Where is the sense of exploration?
Pthag wisps: Located in the left toe.

(Wizards) Losh wisps: A greyish cloud is floating in the air here, Sessa
MacPing, Lidia de la Crunchy, two brown rats, Arwyn von Toverheks,
three cockroaches and Taffyd d'Licious are standing here and a small
blue light is zipping about.The corpse of a cockroach, the decapitated
corpse of a rat, two rat brains,seven rat teeth, three rat right front
legs, three rat right front paws, two rat right kidneys, four rat
heads, four rat hearts, two rat right rear legs,three rat spleens, a
rat left rear paw, two rat right ears, a rat liver, three rat left
rear legs, a rat intestine, three rat left ears, the decapitated
corpse of a brown rat, two rat left front legs, a rat torso, a rat
genitalia,two rat left kidneys, a rat left eye, two rat left front
paws, a rat right rear
(Wizards) Mandarb wisps: ARRRG
(Wizards) PARANOIA wisps: Any hidden bounties?D:

Gnash wisps: GENUA CITY TEN MOST WANTED: Gnash
Gnash wisps: I'm the entire list!

Lanfear wisped: Teaching in the privy of the hotel in Genua :)

Gnash wisps: Wait, crap, I can't use most Genuan stores (black market and
Charre Bux only so far).
Drakkos wisps: Oh, I forgot about Charre Bux!

Terano wisps: WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?
Terano wisps: .. mischat :p

(Thieves) Glade wisps: That rabbit was evil.

Jehuty wisps: its easy, you just lick and roll!

who dead
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Lanfear the Coup de Grace of the Klatchian Foreign Legion, PMS in
Platemail, Handyperson

Jehuty wisps: Constable Flint takes a yellow stone ring, three sets of safe
cracking tools, three deluxe lockpicks, a lockpick, thirteen gold
rings, a ruby ring, a gold necklace, a small silver needle, two
elegant stilettoes and two ruby-hilted rapiers away from you.
Jehuty wisps: why not just bleed my dry while your at it

PeTa wisped: how do I find out the time in the mud?
Chimara wisped: With a watch! :D
Chimara wisped: So say the myths...of time!
Vasp wisped: or bugger people on the talker until they tell you
PeTa wisped: I can't believe that I didn't think of that... Thanks!
PeTa wisped: erm - the watch not the buggery.
Jehuty wisped: my kinda man!
Vasp wisped: so you dont want to bugger me then?
Jehuty wisped: mischat
Jehuty wisped: quote and i kill you
Aikanaro wisped that he quotes.
Chimara wisps that he quotes.

Proeliator wisps: they held it with thier hands and i had it in my mouth

(Assassins) Beale wisps: No, I just like to take it out every so often and
gaze wistfully at it.

Eros wisps: I like to watch porn with just the sound.
Pthag wisps: But you're a pervert.
Eros wisps: Quite.

VikiQ wisps: You say to Coco the monkey: Give Mono a kiss. Coco the monkey
snarls viciously.

(Wizards) Spleenfeeder wisps: Yes, even in real life with a 0 0 metal working
skill, I can bolt two pieces of metal together, but Spleenfeeder with
non-zero blacksmithing can not do it.
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: How do you know you have 0 0 metal working skill?
(Wizards) Spleenfeeder wisps: I have very frank self-appraisal.

Trogdor wisped: hee... just saw a guy reference the 'Disco Duc' on a comedy
show
Trogdor wisped: uh... duck
Pthag wisped: What, did you think the creators invented it?
Trogdor wisped: yes actually.
Pthag wisped: Although it is true they invented the sun, the moon, the stars,
the printing press and the aeroplane, they did not invent the Disco Duck.

Deuteronomy wisps: Morporkian TM from listening to a crow. o.O
Deuteronomy wisps: The bird is teaching me how to talk.

IaTeMYCaT wisped: because I like to lick fuzzy things

(newbie) Slab: where do your things end up if you fall in the river?
(newbie) Kyaneos: bottom of river

(Apex) Myoko wisps: as mario has evolved he went from glowing to turning into
racoons to fusing with steel and becoming liquid metal. I can accept the
liquid metal and flowers, but the flying racoon just didn't make sense.

Vitoller wisped: I would like to announce the grand reopening of the Dysk
theatre! Come one, come all for a fabulous show!
Pthag wisped: ...
Pthag wisped: Um.
Insanity wisped: Damn chatty NPCs :P
Beale wisped: Huzzah! The theatre.
Gin wisped: (Watch frog board for more details!)
Aylina wisped: damnit who lets the NPCs have talkers?
Sined wisped: Oh No. Not Bad Dog
Pthag wisped: Which creator is playing shadow puppet with the NPCSs?
Eros wisped that he watches a creator guiltily pull his hand out of Vitoller's
butt.
Aylina wisped: i believe that would be gin
Aikanaro wisped that he portals to Ankh-Morpork, just in case.
Vitoller wisped: I am not creator controlled, I am merely the product of the
new advanced coding techniques used at the Dysk to produce superior AI!
Hayward wisped: Didn't someone bid a dollar on the Dysk a while ago? :P
Aikanaro wisped: Everybody trusts Friend Computer.
Eros wisped: NPCs earmuff remote souls. :(
Vitoller wisped that he becomes sentient and fires nukes at Russia

Jaigana wisps: what is daft bugger supposed to teach you?
Eros wisps: He's a camel.
Jaigana wisps: she
Eros wisps: So either spitting technique or n dimensional calculus.

Cohen wisps that he wantsh a hug!
Ilik wisps that he hugs Cohen.

VikiQ wisps: Well, whatever it is, it's not the underwear.

(Wizards) Faux wisps: The burning rumbling distortion floating around you is knocked out of orbit with a pop of inrushing air.

The tabby cat nuzzles the tiny canary yellow moth affectionately.

(inertia) Clurucan of the Endless: Hmm, I've just got an email to say Im playing in an under 13's girl soccer team this term.

Zan wisps: It's even more difficult with a hook-hand :P

You see a very large meteor up in the sky.
The meteor rushes towards the ground.
Elauna has been struck by a meteor.
She is no more.

Maya wisps: Crumpets are also vulnerable to tea-dunking attacks!

(newbie) Kerigor: how do i mount a horse

Dex wisps: Someone got killed on a zebra crossing round here the other day, i felt awful. It took my bus ages to get anywhere near my house and I still had to walk for an hour. Inconsiderate bastards.

PTHag wisps: What's so bizarre about incessantly thinking about sex while on public transport?

(newbie) Obsidion: how do you get a weapons permit
(newbie) Lysterra: you need a weapons permit?!

Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 2 thecondth.
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!
>quit
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!
A small gecko takes your hand and rushes you to the departure lounge.
This is Greco's day off.
Gumboot, Greco's distant relative, is here to take your information. Gumboot looks very confused and sticks the pencil in her ear.
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!

Hagi wisps: Bwaha! Now where will your quotes come from?
Taffyd wisps: b0ng0

SiIlaan wisps: Hefner For President!
SiIlaan wisps that he agrees with Nayeli half-heartedly.
Aerk wisps: I'm going to vote for Arnold.
Nayeli wisps: good man.
Aerk wisps: He will crush Osama!
SiIlaan wisps: in a Harrier
SiIlaan wisps that he grins.
Aerk wisps: And then crush the deficit! And then crush rising healthcare costs! Then crush job losses!
Nayeli wisps: i would vote arnold.
Emilia wisps: I think Donald duck would do a better job.
Zeiris wisps: Scrooge could be nice.
Aerk wisps: Until all of America's problems are crushed, Arnold will do his job.
Ilik wisps: Vote for me!

Ilik wisps: Hoi, Terrence I saw you stealing a parrot from IeatCicadas's vault and I think they've got Laurell, Rith and Jaehan to help them hunt you down and kill you.
Thegos wisps: shut up ilik
Jughead wisps: Go NPC and say that!

paranoia wisps: Can anyone speak belgium?

(Wizards) Devon wisps: And now I'm running late for work and Thou Shal't Get Yer Tits Yet.

SiIlaan wisps that he goes off to invent a programming language that reboots the computer anytime it encounters two blank lines in sequence
Aikanaro wisps: That's not a programming language, that's Microsoft Word.
Sanosuke Saotome rolls around on the floor laughing at you.
SiIlaan wisps: quite

(Wizards) Xardion wisps: Anything anybody wants said in bright shiny lights in the sky?
(Wizards) Zonky wisps: Yes.
(Wizards) Nat wisps: oh, I have to get that spell again :)
(Wizards) Zonky wisps: "Zonky loves Wonky."
(Wizards) Zonky wisps: "Even though he is Dutch."

(inertia) Beale al'Nighter: We were trying to hold a vote to rename our Flat, and we got two votes for Flat Von Falkenstein, one vote to keep it as Beryl Flat, but then there were 3,156,531 postal votes for Bush.

(Wizards) Zonky wisps: I like you, Wonky. Let me set myself on fire and jump at your head.
(Wizards) Wonky wisps: I feel all warm inside now, zonky
(Wizards) Zonky wisps: That's because your hair is burning, Wonky.

A voice comes from Fat Wonky's black backpack: Hello. I am a backpack.
Fat Wonky drops the pumpkin.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's pair of hard leather boots: Hello. We are boots.
Fat Wonky tidies up the place, clearing away a pumpkin.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's white cotton kimono: Hello. I am a kimono.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's pair of baggy trousers: Hello. We are trousers.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's medium leather shield: Hello. I am a shield.
The small blue light rushes forward causing a trail of sparkles to fall behind.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's long wooden javelin: Hello. I am a javelin.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's black backpack: Hello. I am a backpack.
Fat Wonky sniffs a pointy wizard's hat.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's white cotton kimono: Hello. I am a kimono.
Fat Wonky runs his hands over a pointy wizard's hat.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's pair of metal gauntlets: Hello. We are gauntlets.
Fat Wonky exclaims: Pop!
The magic seems to drain away into the tiles.
The pointy wizard's hat glows blue for a moment.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's pair of baggy trousers: Hello. We are trousers.
A voice comes from Fat Wonky's medium leather shield: Hello. I am a shield.

Drakkos wisps: I'd love to go to a garage and squeeze a baby into my petrol tank.

(newbie) Michel: t moxy Learn to not hate the players, but tolerate and respect their odd little ways! Their fun, quirky ways... (...)
(newbie) Michel: Oh bugger.

A voice comes from Trident's rubber duckie: quick quack quackingly quackity quack quack
A voice comes from Trident's rubber duckie: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: I is quackers
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quick quack cack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: I is quackers
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack woof woof bark cough
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quick quack cack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quick quack quackingly quackity quack quack
A voice comes from the rubber duckie: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

aTeMYCaT wisps: a seal walks into a club

(Wizards) Zube wisps: no i am wrong

Cryptic atreuS plays HOW I GOT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK RIBS FROM CHILES on his tambourine.

(Wizards) Ozamasam wisps: anyone know what time it is?
(Wizards) Athame wisps: yes

Nayeli wisps: the plural of moose is obviously 'sheep'

(Wizards) Xardion wisps: Hmm...WMS fills up whatever container you cast it into. What if you put a funnel in your mouth and cast made some kind of drink into it? You could completely fill yourself with whiskey.

(Wizards) Nwalya wisps: um..did someone's spell go wrong? there's an HONOURABLE thief outside the university...

(Wizards) Ptomaine wisps: it hate it when the invisible cabbages follow you

Updated 19th of January 2005

(Wizards) Vott wisps: Argh! Hedge wizards are not fixed yet :(
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Damn. You mean they can still breed?
(Wizards) Vott wisps that he does not want to die again.
(Wizards) Havoc wisps: Damn them

Ikaros wisped: is fighting broke for anyone else?
Musosian wisped: Yes, Ikaros
Ikaros wisps: this cockroach is whooping me man
atreuS wisps: No, just you. We thought that would be quite clever.

(Wizards) AriCias wisps: what skill it it that make's my mind bigger please?

(Wizards) Dylan wisps: Samizdat, you're overpowered.
(Wizards) Samizdat wisps: Balance me before I kill again!

Talcier wisps: Theres rape, lesbian, standard hardcore, softcore, the stuff Seirou is looking at, etc...

(newbie) Scarface: hi, i was put to prison, and it said i was allowed out, but the cell door is still locked

Ukko wisps: Aikanaro is talking sense.

Grumble wisps: you are a strange object reix

(Wizards) Imrik wisps: blueKos asks you: So what's with the spastic poodles?

Necromancy has died for the last time. He is mourned.

(newbie) Skye: Screw you :(
(newbie) Skye: Mischat :P

Takiashi wisps: Well then Does anybody have any suggestions on how I can make money in BP, and killings things wont work because all I can kill are dogs.
Proeliator wisps: kill rich dogs

Gitta wisps: Whisper it into my eager eardrums.

(Of The Cross) Methew DeLaCroix: I laugh at my own jokes...
(Of The Cross) Madcowdzeez LETSRIDEBIKES: At least someone does!

Cthulhu wisps: OH NOES THEY ARE REMAKING OUR 20 YEAR OLD KETTLE.

(Wizards) Cyclo wisps: You could have sworn that your patchwork Death doll just said MY, MY, IT'S HOGSWATCH TIME.
--- Disconnected on Monday, December 20, 2004, 2:06 PM ---

Mantel wisps: pleasure we'll never see. I doubt there'll be a Jarjar torture scene in the next movie

IateMYcat wisped: he had a sore bottom for 4 long years

(Two) Hagi wisps: I'm a little teapot short and stout.
(Two) Hagi wisps: Here's my handle, here's my spout.
(Two) Hagi wisps: When I see the teacups, hear me shout.
(Two) Hagi wisps: DIE TEACUP SCUM!

(newbie) Michel: Yes, I think perhaps that 'death from above' becomes 'death from behind' (hurhur) when dealing with assassins.
(newbie) Michel: Le sigh.

Savash wisps: Vikki exhchanges clothes with strangers. Interesting
VikiQ wisps: You can't exchange clothes with people you know, Savash. That would be embarrassing.

This shop is small, dim and cluttered. Strange sigils are painted on the walls, and the light from lanterns placed about the room is diffused by a smoky haze. Shelves packed with small magic wands, marbles and other strange paraphernalia line edges of the room, leaving only a narrow aisle to walk the length of the store.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Krazzander is standing here.
A cash safe is in the wall, the corpse of iatemycaT isAbike, a human right ring finger and a human right third finger are on the floor and a sign is on the counter.

Chi wisps: I love it when i say moose on talker channel one
Moose wisps: Moose?

Ilik wisps: I think it's important to remember that at Hogswatch its the giving that is important

(Wizards) Gaelen wisps: Elanor if a tree falls in the wood and noone is about does it make a noise?
(Wizards) Sertorius wisps: yes
(Wizards) ButtonMonkey wisps: It squeaks quietly.
(Wizards) Sertorius wisps: it says "bugger me that hurt. Im glad no one saw me fall over like that"

Wahrheit wisps: Belgium is an erogenous zone.

Squall asks in Morporkian: woold ye please help me a wee bit?
The helpful street urchin smiles at Squall.
The helpful street urchin whispers to Squall.
The helpful street urchin whispers to Squall.
The helpful street urchin whispers to Squall.
The helpful street urchin whispers to Squall.
The helpful street urchin whispers to Squall.
Squall says in Morporkian: only a wee bit

Sokkard wisped: Come to think about it...the name was Enim...it was you. HAHAHA!
Sokkard wisped: Rightio, Enim, Patricienne it is then!

Mina wisps: Mmm... If I had a choice, I'd go back to the day that I was offered ten thousand gold pieces to go on a quest. I thought the old guy in the dress at the bar was hitting on me. Turned out he was a wizard.

fantasy wisps: Hmm, I've never bothered trying to fit a cow in my mouth.

(tfpa) Skye Featherfluff: (fuck fuck fuckity fuckfuck)

(tfpa) Andrew d'Ackerley: Somebody meander over to Harry and kill me.
(tfpa) Grissom: On my way.

Jaklev wisps: I just assume everyone on the mud is male, until they say they're a female, then I don't believe them and still think they're a guy.

(Wizards) Demonseed wisps: so what, babies are a push over, i beat up babies all the time

Nayeli wisps: hehe. they strip-searched my grandmother because she had fertiliser on her shoes.

Nayeli wisps: but hedgehogs do make squealy sounds and have flashy lights and frighten the daylights out of rednecks

(Wizards) Demonseed wisps: the people i kill won't be telling people how i look naked as they die, horribly, screaming, at my hideous gentals

Gitta wisps: Mummy, what are the scary people talking about?
DeX wisps: I dont know, honey. I dont know
DeX wisps: Lets hold hands and run away in slow motion!

Goron wisps: I gotta say, just listening to the way you guys talk, and the words you use, really makes me respect you all more.
Gitta wisps: Whee, Spaceballs.
Nayeli wisps: haha, buttface.

Insanity wisps: I have ALL spells.
Nayeli wisps: which is quite astonishing.
Insanity wisps: In my pants.

(tfpa) Kitiana DeVious: One of my biology teachers delighted in telling us all the things he'd eaten.
(tfpa) Bonobo: first wife, second wife...

Seirou wisps: Mmm. That was good. A bit hard on the jaw muscles, lots of chewing, but otherwise very good.
Wilbur wisps: but darling, I thought you wouldn't describe our carnal escapades on public channels...
Tique wisps: Is that a bit like chocolate?
Sertorius wisps: no deary. carnal acts are nothing like chocolate.
Aikanaro wisps: What about cats?
Sertorius wisps: just as enjoyable though....
Seirou wisps: I don't know about that, but I've got little coconut-flavoured cakes for dessert. ;)
Sertorius wisps: now cats and chocolate! theres a good combo!

Proeliator wisps: do you know any russian sea shanties?
Proeliator wisps: apart from "my boat leaks and the government wont let me eat but i love mother russia"

(tfpa) Pthag: You can get your own nappy porn.

Dungeon wisps: Mini Me had an orgy with 5 models.
Dungeon wisps: It must be true, it was in the Daily Sport.

ParaNOia tells you: from google:p
ParaNOia tells you: nw
ParaNOia tells you: s
ParaNOia tells you: n
ParaNOia tells you: se
ParaNOia tells you: s
ParaNOia tells you: backward
ParaNOia tells you: w
ParaNOia tells you: forward
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ParaNOia tells you: n
ParaNOia tells you: d
ParaNOia tells you: sw
ParaNOia tells you: w
ParaNOia tells you: ne
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ParaNOia tells you: w
ParaNOia tells you: nw
ParaNOia tells you: u
ParaNOia tells you: w
ParaNOia tells you: e
ParaNOia tells you: ne
ParaNOia tells you: d
ParaNOia tells you: n
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ParaNOia tells you: sw
ParaNOia tells you: u
ParaNOia tells you: s
ParaNOia tells you: n
ParaNOia tells you: nw
ParaNOia tells you: w
ParaNOia tells you: right
ParaNOia tells you: about little boys. ... gives you a blow job until your testicles have been ...
ParaNOia tells you: stop
ParaNOia tells you: I have no fucking idea what I just did:P

DeX wisps: I dunno, I'm English. AMerica is just awaste of decent map space whereyou could be writing "Here be dragons!"

Ian wisps: Kittens? That reminds me of the itime I went to KLK! I was trapped in the desert and the natives were hostile after I tried to eat their tribe. I was starving! A whole five minutes in the desert and I was at the brink of death! So I ate a Kitten. But apparently they didn't like that and I got thrown to the crocidiles! Needless to say, I killed them all.

(Two) DeX wisps that he has absolutely no idea what you're talking about, you madwoman

Sleffette wisps: Some people consider a pen there to be pleasurable.

Ukko wisps: Yeah, I'm pretty small... *coughs*

(tfpa) Fiasco dances at ftp finally working
Wodan says: I wonder what this button does...
(Segmentation fault)

insaNIty wisps: Dasquian is refusing to gag people for saying BIG HAIRY BALLS. =(

(tfpa) Gitta Clue: Not nice enough to tell you about my genitals.
(tfpa) Pthag: Aww.

Windows wisps that he has a sudden bluescreen fit and shuts down before you understand what has happened.

Gnash wisps: Well, I'm wrong. I take it back.

Seirou wisps that he ponders how chewing is perverted...
Insanity wisps: MASTICATING

(newbie) Ambar: a cabbage wants to follow me, what is that?
(newbie) Nayeli: it's a small round vegetable

(Wizards) DeX wisps: I never got the "Oh my god, you considered me, how dare you!" thing. Why get offended at that?
(Wizards) Skrii wisps: If I told you I'd have to consider you.

(Wizards) Losh wisps: Kaari's probably bigger than me too.
(Wizards) Losh wisps: Oops.
(Wizards) Losh wisps: Mischat.

(Wizards) Chaw wisps: has anyone else had ring trouble?
(Wizards) Belper wisps: that a bit of a personal question isnt it?

(Wizards) Faux wisps: -beep-. -beep-. -beep-. Rumbling door when porting to a moneychangers from a gen store with 'sell all' queued isn't good.

(tfpa) Bonobo: "You cannot put the corpse of a curious weasel in a pocket in the pair of baggy black trousers."

Tique wisps: Anyway
Tique wisps: My hole.
Tique wisps: Be USEFUL, people!

Terano wisps: GET YOUR FREE APRONS NOW
Insanity wisps: HOLY CRAP BEARS!
Windows wisps: WHERE?
Terano wisps: Somewhere in forn!
Terano announces: FREEEEE APRONS

Insanity wisps: You are carrying some things, or not, and are 33.4% warm.

Kitanel wisps: "You think you can exit to the northwest, but you're not entirely sure."

Insanity wisps: You are carrying a cat in a box.
Insanity wisps: The cat is both alive and dead.

Wahrheit wisps: 'health all' 'Everyone is alive except a few corpses'

Kitanel wisps: "Consider all: I don't know about how tough he is, but that sailor is wearing the most *faaabulous* pair of breeches."

Kitanel wisps: Perhaps you're right. Maybe it's a moneymaking scheme like "The womble says something, but you can't hear it becayse you haven't bought our SENSATIONAL DISCWORLD MUD HEADSET ONLY FOUR DOLLARS PLUS SIXTEEN DOLLARS P+H

Bearded Spondcrouch says in Morporkian: Too many people in this august edifice, forget the long standing traditions of the place, Running aroond in armoor. killing poor mercenaries. I'm sick of murderoos buggers lording it over those of us who remember what wizardry stands for. Namley big dinners and being allowed to smoke where I like

Trilogy wisps: Teaching in Brother David's!
Trilogy wisps: I mean, Brown Islands :P
(No, there's still something wrong there..)

paraNOia wisps: BEAVER
paraNOia wisps: hahahahrahrharharhar

Insanity wisps: AND MY CAT IS AN ASTRONAUT
Reix wisps: an astronaut from the FUTURE
Insanity wisps: from the MOON
Insanity wisps: (in the FUTURE)
Reix wisps: the MOON FUTURE
Drakkos wisps: That would make a fantastic TV show
Insanity wisps: the FUTURE MOON
Reix wisps: totally
Drakkos wisps: An astronaut cat from the future.

Rainer wisps: iatemycaT, are you still crippled?
Insanity wisps: Only mentally.

(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Of course it is better to think of AM cockroaches as pet dogs.

(tfpa) Reality Check has three big dogs, one small child and a large irishman but her house is Tidy, if it kills them all.

(Wizards) Zube wisps: i agree
(Wizards) Zube wisps: with Aik

(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: REPLACE A LETTER IN ZUBE WITH L AND YOU GET ZLBE

(Wizards) Zube wisps: we are the hemorrhoid cream of the mud

Updated 16th of February 2005

Nayeli wisps: why do i have an msn message saying "i want to be pope."?
Seirou wisps: Do you chat often with cardinals?

Nayeli wisps: akj;lfcyasdf the cat just bit me on the nipple!

Nino wisps: what a SICK world we LIVE in
iatemycaT wisps: can I lick your mother please?

The net dead statue of Dark Faux says in Morporkian: Boooz ieiaz good"

Kitanel wisps that he has 'sinister' pants.

Gitta wisps: Please form an orderly queue, I shall now sell tickets for our fun ride through the Medina.
Rydan wisps: Is this the tour where you fly away in the middle?
Gitta wisps: No, I am afraid the guides are not allowed to participate.

JoMamma wisps: You grasp one of the tiny ducklings, stare into its tiny innocent black beady eyes begging for mercy, and EAT it WHOLE! You can feel its tiny wings beating against your cheeks and oesophagus as you devour it
JoMamma wisped: MWAHAHAHAHA
Aradi wisped: Poor duckling.
Madcowdzeez wiss: The sad part is that she isn't in CWC and she was just in our back yard playing with ducks

(Wizards) Ylva wisps: Bastard! He stole my corset!

Sledge wisps: You put the cute fluffy rabbit on the low altar. > You notice with frustration that Fluffy has died. You must hurry to a priest, before he takes the long walk. > Your pet licence spontaneously combusts!> There is a "whoomph" sound and the corpse of a cute fluffy rabbit disappears.> There seems to be more fluff in the room.> You feel vitality course through you.

(inertia) Tique Toque: Portalling sux though
(inertia) Tique Toque: and the terrains are FUCKING HUGE
(-Tique, on the mistakes made by Roundworld MUD)

Ays wisps: how much does a life cost theese days, I could need one myself?
Windows wisps: We don't have a life, so we don't know.

(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: The assassins really are the most helpful of the guilds.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: screw you

(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: I had to shoooove four jellybeans up into his penis

Nayeli wisps: i want to have cthulhu's miniature squid-things.
Faina wisps: certainly..
Cthulhu wisps that he eyes over Nayeli.
Cthulhu wisps: Do you have wide squid-brood bearing hips?
Taffyd wisps: of course she does.
Nayeli wisps: quite, i have been known to crush small countries with my thighs.

Wizzie wisps: G: a gold necklace for A$250 (one left).
Wizzie wisps: Slightly overpriced?
Yukk wisps: It might be one of those expensive ones
(-Let's not jump to conclusions.)

You feel a knife slip up against your body and thrust between your rips.
Someone says: MY MY, YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T YOU.
Aikanaro wisps: "You feel a knife slip up against your body and thrust between your rips."
Taffyd wisps: DOH
Aikanaro wisps: "Someone says: MY MY, YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T YOU."
Taffyd wisps: I didn't even notice :p
Aikanaro wisps: oh no my rips
Taffyd wisps that he ~(
Taffyd wisps: I might have to edit the logs to prevent that embarrassing typo ;p
(-Yes, you do that.)

(Two) Sleffie wisps: Moments later, Edict and Reix are covered in live guinea pigs.

(inertia) irk recommends mountain goats

(Two) Reix wisps: Somebody get that man a decent pair of pants.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I want to breeeeak free!

(Wizards) Acryx wisps: what is the colour of the lodgers?
(Wizards) Stardust wisps: red
(Wizards) Gahers wisps: Like a fire engine.
(Wizards) Gahers wisps: But with the opposite effect.

Terano announces: For Borg Plants, please press one now.

Seirou wisps: Then somebody could say: "Somebody set us up the fake 'lephant!"

(Wizards) atreuS wisps: I didn't see anything in the backlog I could make a remark about for my own amusement, so I just open with wotchers. Your move.
(Wizards) Faina wisps: Does anyone know where I can find a combat muffin?

(Wizards) Belper wisps: what would a large crystal on a leather cord that sparkles like a magical talisman be?
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: A large crystal onna cord!
(-Let's not jump to conclusions.)

(tfpa) Kana al Zahir: I don't know why the stupid cats always has to throw his hairballs up on the expensive carpet.
(tfpa) Tique Toque: Cats are like women.
(tfpa) Ciso Jr: Yeah, throwing up on the damn carpet all the FREAKING time.

(inertia) Tique Toque wonders what humans would cough up if they could lick themselves.

iatemycaT wisps: I won't ever be fat
Insanity wisps: Quiet, fatty.

Nayeli wisps: i don't think you can say wankers on the talker

FiReD wisps: i think they should make windows free
Windows wisps: Free windows!

Proeliator wisps: its true, i had two of them on one end and me with the other end of the belt gripped firmly between my teeth
(-And they never tried to take away his belt again.)

(Wizards) Elanor wisps: You cannot eat an aged teller.
(-But not for lack of trying!)

Sertorius wisps: you were filming a video of your sister touching a moose in its "special" place
Klay wisps: no I do stricktly amateur movies
IATemYcat wisps: how much you want for a copy of that video?
IATemYcat wisps: my friend wants to know

toaster wisps: have they outlawed pigeons again?

MuneLiteNite wisps: whats up with this pet it was a rabbit then a cat now it turned into a pint glass

(Wizards) Seth wisps: Once, JUST ONCE, I wanna see Bambi get shot. Is that so much to ask?
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Bambi might object.
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: Not for long.
(Wizards) Silber wisps: it happened in the 70's man, let it go
(Wizards) Seth wisps: Sorry, was having a flashback

Ralph wisps: Whoo! Thanks to Grinder of Skulls, I'm off to the RetroConference!

Wahrheit wisps: Heheee someone is trying to kill me with a fire extinguisher
Wahrheit wisps: mischat

Maelin wisps: Try Googling for "Harry Hermione Ron nipples".

(Wizards) Seth wisps: has anyone managed to mount a horse?
(Wizards) Tique wisps: hur hur
(Wizards) Seth wisps: not that kind of horse Tique.....

(Wizards) Tique wisps: Maybe you just weren't giving the horse enough lovin'
(Wizards) Tique wisps: Maybe you need to treat it right...

(newbie) Thucker: how can you learn to use the deathblow
(newbie) Sleffie: The 'deathblow' is not a command or special kung-fu prod-buttock move you can learn.

Pthag wisped: You, sir, are easily icked.
Pthag wisped: And, quite possibly, a girlyboy.
Pthag wisped: Yes, mock you I do.
BlueRain wisps: I can see why the creators never gave you the mock command
Maelin wisps: Please, spare me from a second assault of your cutting remarks, Pthag!
Pthag wisps: Very well. Say when you wish me to restart.
Maelin wisps: I'll have to take a raincheck, it's almost 2am and I had best be retiring for the evening. Perhaps tomorrow?
Pthag wisps: Very well, DEAR.

Faina wisps: northwest and out southeast
Faina wisps: oops
Sertorius wisps: ahah! now we all know where you hid the treasure!

fantasy wisps: Hmm, that would cover why the cat is so into the brown-orange flowered tie...
Pthag wisps: That is no cat. That is one of the aliens.

Gitta wisps: Sorry, I'm already grouped for netsex.

(inertia) Elistan the Pooh: I'm reading Hobbes for fun.
(inertia) Elistan the Pooh: (not THAT Hobbes)
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: As in Calvin and...?

(inertia) Tique Toque: HELP CAPS DOESN'T WORK FOR ME

(inertia) Cthulhu From Beyond: i hope these foam inserts stop the itching after a while.

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_________________S_DAY_HAPPY_VALENTINE'S_D
____________________ALENTINE'S_DAY_HAPP
_______________________Y_VALENTINE'S
__________________________NE'S_DA
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(-What day is it, again? I didn't quite catch that. Bastards.)

(Wizards) Faina wisps: do i get the same amount of xp from a rat at level 1 as i do at level 30?
(Wizards) Kurupt wisps: Yes.
(Wizards) Kurupt wisps: 3.
(Wizards) Faina wisps: wooo.

Denzil wisps: My baby shall be called Darth Jimmy, and he will rule all.

Denzil wisps: When Jimmy rules, hunger will be no more.

Denzil wisps: Oh god, not the cow level :(
Kefka wisps: Moo! Mooo! moo! Moo! MOO! Mooo!
Yukk wisps: Moo MOo MOO moo moo!

Seirou wisps: Good thing I now have the +45 Venomed Serrated Poleax, I don't know if I could have fetched the egg without it.

Sertorius wisps: help!
Sertorius wisps: I are borken!

(tfpa) Shambles libertas: A stableboy is standing here and a stableboy is lying in the hay.
(tfpa) Shambles libertas: uh-oh I think I interupted something

(Two) Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Lido and Lido were seen together in an accident with a tube of frog adhesive and a womble washing with two goats and a gerbil.

Perseus wisps: "The shop is totally out of stock."
Gitta wisps: Are you in california?
Gitta wisps: "Like, oh my god, there's totally nothing to buy here."

(inertia) Fevvling de Vice: is a hairy insect going down on you Nayeli?
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter leers.

(tfpa) EdiCt Frostfire: If you want to deprive yourself of my wit and charm, that's your problem :P
(tfpa) Reality Check: If you display either, give me warning so I can log it?

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Hedges will be killed on sight by porters.
(Wizards) Devon wisps that she nods firmly.
(-Devon outlines the Wizards' Guild Plan)

(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: ya. I flip a coin. heads, you get infinite HP. tails, you get deleted.
(Wizards) Romez wisps: That's a risk I'd be willing to take.
(Wizards) Saaur wisps: how about if it lands on its side?
(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: if it lands on its side I delete you and everyone you know.

(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: In fact, I have no idea how to play this game.
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: Don't quote that btw, because it'd be totally out of context :~(

(Of The Cross) Gitta Clue: I have an idea.
(Of The Cross) Maelin D'Manzinger: I will get the Cream

Snakeyes wisps: was making me freak out ... i'm a security engineer
EdiCt wisps: You look more like an insecurity engineer to me.

Proeliator wisps: seeing as its against the rules for me to sell my character, im going to sell other peoples!

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: hey!
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i lost 1500 rhinu so far, but it's okay
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: because last night i made 1rh 25s!
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: :) :) :)

Basai wisps: London is fine, so long as you dont go around Showing off your Wealth.
Pthag wisps: And if you don't have Wealth, even better.
Pthag wisps: You could even become a mugger.

(newbie) Maddow: what do you do, when another player tells you too come round their house because they have candy and a telescope?

Pthag wisps: Do you fidget? Fidgeting is good.
Nayeli wisps: i kick the cat occasionally
Nayeli wisps: oh and polish my guns.

Proeliator wisps: would passengers please note that the flight to Munchen has been cancelled because the pilot cannot be bothered. You have all been transferred to another flight due next year to manchester.

(Two) Gitta wisps: I have been not asked to sing a silly song, so I shall now sing it.

(tfpa) Gitta Clue: But I'm not hardcore. I'm a, as the japanese would put it, "Man Who Took His Wife's Surname".
(tfpa) Pthag: A butch lesbian?

Gitta wisps: My, what a tricky situation.
Gitta wisps: We have to consult Paradoxon Man.
Pthag wisps: Hello there.
Gitta wisps: Paradoxon Man, please help us solve Aikanaro's Paradoxon.
Pthag wisps: Certainly.
Gitta wisps: He is giving our limited minds a headache.
Gitta wisps: But with a headache, we cannot concentrate on watching commercials! Woe!
Pthag wisps: How awful.
Pthag wisps: Explain then the paradox.
Gitta wisps: Aikanaro says he is a compulsive liar.
Pthag wisps: Yes?
Sasquatch wisps: do we believe him?
Pthag wisps: Uh. Possibly.
Gitta wisps: You suck, Paradoxon Man.

(Wizards) Faux wisps: Gaelen!
(Wizards) Gaelen wisps: Fauxuars!
(Wizards) Faux wisps: Are you okay, you sound like you haven't eaten for 20 minutes!

Updated 25th of January 2005

Forgeta wisps: I would love to go to Helsinki
Faina wisps: is that in switzerland?
Forgeta wisps: IcelandLand actually
Lido wisps: err
Lido wisps: Finland.
Lido wisps: Fools.
Faina wisps: oops
Forgeta wisps: Finland? Really?
Lido wisps: Oh yes.
Airk wisps: It's the capital
Forgeta wisps: Are you sure?
Lido wisps: Very sure!
Forgeta wisps: Do you live there? Have you been there in the last hour?
Lido wisps: Look, Helsinki's in Finland.
Forgeta wisps: Ah, but how do you know there wasn't a huge international take over and Helsinki now belongs to Iceland!?
Lido wisps: Because...there hasn't been.
Forgeta wisps: I'm not convinced.
Faina wisps: huge international takeovers do seem to be gaining popularity lately
Forgeta wisps: I mean, it could have been a secret takeover and thus we didn't hear about it, and finland was so embarresed they didn't announce it and iceland are nice and allow Finland to pay rent on helsinki and claim it's there's?

(inertia) Turvity: I thought discrete mathematics were numbers that waited until their guests were asleep before spanking each other.

Sertorius wisps: wait.
Nayeli wisps: ...
Sertorius wisps: you want to hang a cow to death?
Sertorius wisps: in real life?
Amorsh wisps: Can you pick UP the cow?
Gitta wisps: Only if the cow was gay and carried a gun.

Turvity wisps: I think what this tells me is that the united states really needs to get laid, so that you can be united rather than divided.
Nayeli wisps: i am so not sleeping with kentucky.

Gitta wisps: You're pretty ugly for a hallucination, Amorsh.

Lido wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Forgeta wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Gitta wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Aikanaro wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Windows wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Seirou wisps: Gitta, be Gitta!
Lido wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Forgeta wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Amorsh wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Gitta wisps: Gitta, be quiet!
Lido wisps: Gitta, be quiet!

Gitta wisps: Stop touching my coconuts, I won't give you any milk tonight.

Forgeta wisps: My Name is Forgeta. I am a vaseline addict.
Gitta wisps: Hello Forgeta. Tell us all about your vaseline addiction.

Amorsh wisps: Hello, my name is Amorsh. And.... And.... I LOVE GITTA LIKE A MONKEY!

Gitta wisps: SHORTHAND GIVES YOU HERPES

Gitta wisps: Did you know "cheese shop" is slang for a cheap brothel.
Proeliator wisps: thats pretty bad slang
Gitta wisps: I'm bad at making up slang.

Dungeon wisps: ARGH I AM ALL CONFUSED SO I SHALL TYPE IN ALL CAPS UNTIL SOMEONE EXPLAINS WHAT'S GOING ON.

Gitta wisps: Mm, so many wizards to choose, I feel like a child in a weapons shop.
Gitta wisps: Eeny meeny miny moo
Proeliator wisps: BANG!
(-I blame lax wizard control.)

(Two) Soft wisps: A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Soft wisps: What the HELL are you doing with a picture of me?
Vire wisps: Laughing

Seirou wisps: "There is nothing for you here, so go back down to the subway and take the train. Owing to the magical nature of the New York rail service, you should find yourself on the roof of the Hilton. What a trip!"

BlueRain wisps: he shoots parts of a train set at people?
paRANoia wisps: If by parts of train sets you mean he rains spinning death upon people, yes!

(Wizards) Gaelen wisps: im in the student lounge and willing

(Wizards) Miel wisps: I blame everything on butterflies, personally
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Those damn butterflies.
(Wizards) DeX wisps: Bastards.
...
(Wizards) DeX wisps: Flying about all flitty-flit. But you can tell they know about all the damage they're doing. They look smug, for insects.

Proeliator wisps: thank you discworld for making me lose all my stuff
Pthag wisps: That stuff was *owning* you, man.

(Wizards) Vortex wisps: pants offend me

(tfpa) Skye Featherfluff: Everybody else gets hot meat action and Skye goes without :~(

(Two) Proeliator wisps: for my next song i shall play the american national anthem
(Two) Mascarada wisps: On a kazoo.

(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: hm it's been a few months
(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: time to change the code

Maelin wisps: So. According to the free, crappy, but not -unusually- nonjournalistic newspaper that gets distributed on public transport, there was a bank robbery in Europe somewhere committed by a guy who did it stealthily rather than hold-up style. Apparently, his method was excellent, but his escape was cut off halfway through when security guards heard him whistling the Mission Impossible theme as he crawled through the air ducts.
(-Tch. If only he'd tunelled under the vault instead.)

KajaK wisps: Damn pants
KajaK wisps: Annoying me
KajaK wisps: Ahhhh that's better

Taffyd wisps: h3ll0 k0rd4n3 1 n33d 4 n3w l1c3nc3

Lanfear wisps: We don't want to know about your sex life, Yukk ;)
Lanfear wisps: Teaching on Brown Islands :)
(-Lanfear already knows.)

(Wizards) Cregan wisps: Three of the letters AHSB are also in 'brass'...maybe that' a clue...
(Wizards) Bremen wisps: Maybe you are a loony ;)

(Wizards) Bremen wisps: OW OW OW OW OW

Pesho wisps: any live (ok I accept and semi-dead but not dead) liaisons/creator ?
Kethri wisps that she raises her hand
Nayeli wisps: liar liar.

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter sneezes on the cat.

Amorsh wisps: Woo, handcuffed again :D

SeksySadie wisps: I hada weird dream about trying to save a baby owl from being eaten by my cat....what does that mean?
Drakkos wisps: That you're a nut! You're crazy as a coconut!

(inertia) Keil Alucinor: At least Pinkfish didn't break all commands involving numbers this year.

Proeliator wisps: also in the news today: kids who used the in store computers at toys-r-us to search for toys ended up with hardcore Pron
Squeegy wisps: As a direct result of searching for ...toys?
Proeliator wisps: yup
Ochthuit wisps: that's what they get for inventing "Hardcore porn man".

(newbie) dragora: can anyone help me to live again??

(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: I remember we did a Discworld Day on Medthievia. It was great. I was the only one who was APPROVED by the Name Nazis.
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: They saw me and said 'Yes, we like the look of you'.
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: Later on, I was touched by Vyrce. :-(
(-Show us on the doll where the evil man touched you.)

Chimara wisps: Is it 1+1 =? I hope not...I suck at mental...
Aikanaro wisps: Does Mental mind?

Farlen wisps that he shakes his thang
Farlen wisps: Hello.
Forgeta wisps: Get it away!

(tfpa) Pthag: Let's just say the donkey came in very useful.

(tfpa) Skye Featherfluff: Code for klatch, because they can't spell.

(tfpa) Yalpf: I've come to the conclusion that I'm extremely easily irritated.
(tfpa) Koryn pokes Yalpf.
(tfpa) Koryn pokes Yalpf.
(tfpa) Koryn pokes Yalpf.

(tfpa) Shambles libertas: I've been promoted to dickhead if that helps

PigSty wisps: that joke is so old i think i heard its hip snap

Talven wisps: t talon What do you charge for a normal half-hour session? I mean just intercourse. Maybe a little more.
Talven wisps: t talon OMG MISCHAT!!!

(tfpa) Tique Toque: My only scandalous encounter with Dasquian was about 3:30am sat morning when he snogged me
(tfpa) Sleffie McBing: Oh, he did that to you too?

(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: BOOM
(Wizards) Jerah wisps: boom?
(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: rat b00m

(Wizards) Sined wisps: You lose control over the serpent! > Hp: 17 (3028) Gp: 393 (463) Xp: 10059

(tfpa) Shambles libertas: although ... at least I'm not nekkid now .... so we're progressing
(tfpa) Reality Check: you are in my mind.

(tfpa) Moondog Jr: No, Sleffie had cuffs in his luggage :P
(tfpa) Wodan Grolschdrinker: how did he explain them? :)
(tfpa) Moondog Jr: He claimed to need them to hold me down. :D
(tfpa) Wodan Grolschdrinker: no strength in that boy

In the distance to the south, Taffyd d'Licious yells in Morporkian: If you can hear me, shout 8!
To the southeast, Blessed Mother paranoia yells in Morporkian: B!
In the distance to the south, The heavens shake with a hideous roar and just as suddenly all is quiet.
Taffyd chuckles in the distance.
To the north, MobiusSoul shouts in Morporkian: 8
To the north, a sudden chill passes through the land as Mobiussoul is carried off screaming to the land of shades.

In the distance to the southeast, Passive Dasquian shouts in Morporkian: TAFFYD WHERE R U
In the distance to the southeast, Passive Dasquian shouts in Morporkian: TAFFYD IM IN AM
In the distance to the south, Taffyd d'Licious shouts in Morporkian: DASQUIANNNNNNnnnnnnnnIn the distance to the southeast, Passive Dasquian shouts in Morporkian: THANK U FUBAR
In the distance to the south, Taffyd d'Licious shouts in Morporkian: DASQUIAN I AM TRAVELLING EAST ALONG MERCHANS STREET
In the distance to the southeast, Passive Dasquian shouts in Morporkian: TAFFYD I THINK I AM NEAR THE BARBICAN I WILL FOLLOW PARANOIA
(-In the future, all Creators will be like this.)

(Wizards) Taniil wisps: any practical use for tadpoles?
(-Lubricant.)

(tfpa) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded accuses Sera of multiplying :)
(tfpa) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: Multiplaying, too :P

(inertia) Gin n Tonique: ROBOPUPPY COMMENCING CHEEK LICKING
(inertia) Gin n Tonique: ROBOPUPPY COMMENCING 2 HOUR YIPPING SESSION
(inertia) Flamore Keiretsu: ROBOPUPPY ABUSE ROBOPUPPY ABUSE

Proeliator wisps: but i did find a tenner on the dancefloor at a sixth form party, i went in with £10 and left with £15 :) i say thats a god nights drinking
Proeliator wisps: he was with me you see
Proeliator wisps: jesus was there but he left after 9pm, people kept coming up with glasses of water so the bar owner chucked him out

Tengo wisps that he prefers a bartender who at least wears underpants, for some strange reason

(Wizards) Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please, join me in welcoming ManicDep to the Wizards' Guild.
(Wizards) Avonlea wisps: Is that an alt of Bipolar?

Ploosk wisps: on the contrary, what SHOULDN'T i buy, therefore have to go and buy?
Wilbur wisps: a life?
EdiCt wisps: Some happiness.
Fezzig wisps: buy a helper monkey
Ploosk wisps: neither of those can be bought
Ploosk wisps: and there's no monkey shops near here
Fezzig wisps: ebay

(Wizards) Badgerhair wisps: What do you call a bloke who hangs around with musicians?
(Wizards) Egwe wisps: drummer!

Tiax wisps: woo! 150th login and i got a vibrator! Thank you you sick wierd lovely people is there a 'rape' command?

Proeliator wisps: anyone want to bust me out of jail?
Mascarada wisps: How can you still talk if your in jail?
Proeliator wisps: i wandered into the cell and shut the door by mistake

(tgs) Elistan the Pooh: It was one of them Kasparov vs. Deep Blue things.. they were making it out like if he lost, Skynet would conquer the world and plug us into the Matrix.
(-And look at us now.)

Dungeon wisps: Download the MP3s, see if I like them, then steal the CDs. :D

Skye wisps: I imagine it's very much like your fascination with correcting other players' grammar and punctuation, Methew :)
Dungeon wisps: You missed the period, Skye.
Skye wisps: I may be pregnant.
(-Congratulations, it's a bouncing healthy pedant.)

Penguin wisps: No, there's a real definition of a legitimate government
Penguin wisps: It's whoever's in charge, see

(Two) Envy wisps that she wonders how many Mudders are colourblind
(Two) Penguin wisps: I can't read what you wrote, it's just a green-red blur

(Wizards) Marbrand wisps: That's right nipples, you tingle so we can go back and beat up that mean soldier.

Taffyd wisps: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

Redwing wisps: I was porn in Wales but have lived in Yorkshire all my life :P
Redwing wisps: BORN*
Amorsh wisps: You were porn?
Dungeon wisps: HAHA! Porn in Wales. :P
Cuss wisps: better?
DeX wisps: Well, obviously not all your life...

(Wizards) Seth wisps: I wanted to sort my climbing out :p for fun in the mountains
(Wizards) DeX wisps: By fun, do you mean falling to your doom?
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: By doom, do you mean sharp pointy rocks?
(Wizards) Marbrand wisps: I can either get xp and learn climbing here, or spend the time working out at the Rec Hall at school, and actually do rock climbing. Sadly enough, I'll probably climb on the disc more than I do at school.
(Wizards) DeX wisps: By rocks, do you mean large pointed silicates?
(Wizards) Seth wisps: indeed i do. and my porkies ring just went pop!
(Wizards) Nat wisps: bugger.
(Wizards) Seth wisps: not now

DeX wisps: Tetris!
DeX wisps: Wooooo tetris!
DeX wisps: Ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding!

DeX wisps: Balls. I did a Ploosk :-(
Ploosk wisps: yay...i've got an ailment named after me
DeX wisps: Ploosk's disease; the condition of sever and reptitive mischattage.

DeX wisps: You must donate your talker to charity. Give an orphan a talker!
Ploosk wisps: can i buy another?
DeX wisps: No!
DeX wisps: That makes it an addiction.

DeX wisps: My maid never cleaned anything. just moved the rubbish around
DeX wisps: So i replaced her with a robot!
DeX wisps: Which was also useless

Dungeon wisps: I remember, in our D&D group, there was a door, and the barbarian wanted to kick the door in, then the mage tried the door, it was open, the barbarian closed it again, and kicked the door in.

DeX wisps: Not really. Now, I know the taste of paper - I have, for a bet, eaten an entire newspaper. I dont find any of that taste in my tea.

(newbie) daku: is there anything I can do with corpses? or do I just leave them laying around

Dungeon wisps: Envy me, for I am Wigan.
Vire wisps: Clearly!

Dungeon wisps: Poor Basai. Want to come live with me?
Basai wisps that he gives it some thought
VikiQ wisps: Don't live with him. He doesn't have an oven.

Aikanaro wisps: "Navarro-Valls told reporters that the operation doctors performed to cut a small breathing hole in the pope’s neck "was not an emergency procedure.""
Aikanaro wisps: If it wasn't an emergency, did they do it for fun?
Rigneoir wisps: I suppose that means it was elective... ?
Rigneoir wisps: ... Cosmetic?
Soft wisps: It was to attach a kazoo to him, Aik
(-Obviously)

(tfpa) Reality Check: ontask] TaleS: since im not wet anymore

(tfpa) Reality Check: Valkyr D'Monic exclaims to Kana al Zahir and you: Reality, Kana is using affectionate terms at me!
(tfpa) Reality Check: Kana al Zahir tells Valkyr D'Monic and you: Think of it like your grandmother doing it.
(tfpa) Reality Check: Valkyr D'Monic tells Kana al Zahir and you: Damn, you just shattered every illusion of you naked I ever had.

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Tempus just killed my one and only drug supplier :(

(tfpa) Bonobo: muahahaha, I planted my seed on Shambles :)

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: hm, dog milk tastes a bit like butter.

Updated 16th of March 2005

(inertia) Lahanna: I don't have an inventory, I have a state of mind.
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: both of which are empty?

(tfpa) Skye Featherfluff: I can be your inflatable-chair-with-dildo-attachment baaaby, I can kiss away your pain...
...
(tfpa) Yalpf: I wonder where the air-thingy is.
(tfpa) Etain: thats what worries me
(tfpa) Skye Featherfluff: Worries?
(tfpa) Skye Featherfluff: That's what excites me.

Bishi wisps: I remember spending a whole 24 hours in the cells
Tarson wisps: Real Time :o ?
Bishi wisps: yep
Tarson wisps: Ooooo
Tarson wisps: That's what Triggers are for... ahem..
Tubby wisps: Oh sorry...h0 h0 h0 h0...awesome joke?
Tarson wisps: Bu-dum Tschhhh..
Tubby wisps: ...no...seriously...no
Tarson wisps: I know, Don't take it so seriously :\
Tubby wisps: Ima go find some food in my establishment here...

(tfpa) Yalpf: Did you know, Etain, that your feet are so perfect that on viewing them I almost wet myself?

(Wizards) BFG wisps that he :D\-<
(Wizards) BFG wisps that he :D|-<
(Wizards) BFG wisps that he :D/-<

Emsuj wisps: paper or silver hmmm one ounce silver coin uh oh you mean british currancy sigh
Proeliator wisps: let me introduce you to mr punctuation
Proeliator wisps: he dosnt like me, but you can be his friend

JedIRox wisps: yes, the days when the warriors guild was so easy to get to even a warrior could find it...

Gitta wisps: I feel I cannot keep up with the pace of this conversation, let's talk about nipples.
Tique wisps that she chews on Gitta's
Lokjin wisps: I once had a shirt that made mine itch terribly
Gitta wisps that she tickles Tique's.

Lokjin wisps: I once starred in a film of the Aeneid
Gitta wisps: No you didn't. You never starred in any film. You're lying. You filthy liar. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Gitta wisps: So Lokjin, when have you been caught wearing your mother's underwear?

(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: I want to dest your pants and say you lost your pants, but that would be wrong :~(

(newbie) Zeak: how do I clean myself xD""

Athame wisped: I never realised how annoying using ... continuously could be
Athame wisped: I apologise for every time I over used it
Athame wisped: ...

Fireblade wisps: What the... Why is there an Alien Spaceship on Imperial Avenue?
Saucerhead wisps: to bewilder you.

(Apex) Seris wisps: who is ap goggle is your friend...
(Apex) Kana wisps: So Seris, who *is* this A.P. Goggle fellow?

DvL wisps: I was just giving you some additional info on the weapons, sorry
Kana wisps: That was the WRONG information you DUNCE.

Incarnation wisps: what is the best mace message?
Ruin wisps: "Dear Incarnation, I LOVE YOU! love macey"
...
Altarus wisps: "You raise your small, inconspicuous jar and spray BURNING PEPPERY PAIN into the bodyguard's eyes."

Molloy wisps: You all need a good dose of middle class guilt. I'm a cripple! I'm stranded! Stuck! Stationary, and in need of stationery!

Molloy wisps: I hope you all feel ashamed of yourselves. No taxis! My youngest has become ill and died suddenly because of it. And she was very cute. Witheringly so.
Molloy wisps: I will be accepting donations of condolence.

Taffyd wisps: MULCH MULCH MULCH
Taffyd wisps: hm mischat

Rentra wisps: is it just me or is there a really bad lag today?
Molloy wisps: Bad leg? I'll show you a bad leg! I have two now!

(inertia) Terrence Lamont: You open the livingroom door. It's dark here, isn't it? You close the hallway door. Someone greets you. Someone says: Good afternoon, Terrence. I hope you are well.

Tharrick wisps: 1) get in your heaviest car
Tharrick wisps: 2) face east
Tharrick wisps: 3) when the clock strikes 3, floor it
(-Three steps towards a briefer life.)

(tfpa) Galadriel Leersalot: I just electrocuted my dog. :P

Ploosk wisps: oh, crap, i've got 40 minutes to get ready to work
Kefka wisps: what are you, a woman?

Blarka wisps: No, that Derrida chap was very handsome. Seemed lovely. He would have called me Aunty.

Blarka wisps: I'm featured in AM Daily articles from the dawn of time. The Dawn!
Blarka wisps: The very crack of dawn! Dawn's bottom!

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Shiver me timbers, shiver me soul, yo ho heave ho!

(Wizards) Gaelen wisps: heh just got rid of the flu and now some strange fever attacks me
(Wizards) Tuan wisps: my biowarfare spell research is paying off!
(Wizards) Gaelen wisps that he peers at Tuan
(Wizards) Gaelen wisps that he gets a lightable torch from his hunter's pack
(Wizards) Tuan wisps: er, I mean, I'm sorry to hear about your fever and hope you get better

Gaelen wisps: or it could be im a plague bearer
Gaelen wisps: mischat
Talven wisps that he shuffles away from Gaelen.

Agatha wisps: argh... cant remember how to do anything
Kuririn wisps: Well, expand and contract your diaphragm to breathe. That's the most important one.
Kuririn wisps: There's also the part about chewing food and stuff, but we'll get to that later.

Droves wisps: Daggers are cool.
Chimara wisps: Maces are cooler!
Vausse wisps: put them under your armpit to warm them up a bit.

Teela wisps: chat
Teela wisps that she mischats, and was intending to chat to Miss Chat, ironically.

(Wizards) Elanor wisps: ack, the large light brown dog ate my arm

Nayeli wisps: one day i'll find the womble, then you'll all pay

Sertorius wisps: or alternativly, we forget the cold fusion idea altogether and go get really drunk.

Nayeli wisps: . o 0 (and boy can those chinese inflate a raft fast when sharks are circling)

Edith wisps: word to the wise, if the cat points its paw at you and starts going eeeeeeeeeeee, run

VikiQ wisps: Yes, I'm really a man.

Serendipity wisps: Ive decided that today instead of going hee hee
Serendipity wisps: I shall go shee shee

(tfpa) Reality Check: finger rotas.
(tfpa) Reality Check: quickly, before he changes it!
...
Login name : Rotas Real name : Cameron
Birthday : 2nd of December Email : [email protected]
Home directory : /w/rotas Member of the Wankers of the Thieves' Guild
Location : Sydney, Oz
Home Page:
Rotas is a Creator.
Roles : Developer.
Domains : Project in the Am domain: Wobbling
First logged on Wed May 5 21:52:01 2004.
50 days, 7 hours, 30 minutes and 10 seconds old.
On since Tue Mar 8 13:24:25 2005 (1 hour, 30 minutes and 13 seconds).
Idle for 11 seconds.
22 mail messages.
No project.
No plan.

(Wizards) Pariah wisps: everyone should be a liaison except me. It's a dirty, thankless job, and everyone else should have to do it.

Nayeli wisps: the dead beam their thoughts into our bodies and control us for entertainment.

Proeliator wisps: i move stuff when im drunk

(Wizards) Tempus wisps: Did I mention my ma.points tm?
(Wizards) Wizzie wisps that he sighs
(Wizards) Seth wisps: Did I mention my bottom?

(inertia) Tique Toque: It was a lovely carrot though.
(inertia) Tique Toque: (when I eventually dangled it successfully - it was hard work)

Pthag tells you: You are an oasis of sense on (one)

Proeliator wisps: gods, dosnt anybody read books anymore?
(-Not funny, but I thought I'd capture it for ironic value.)

Tubby wisps: I am such a clever little crumpet

Forgeta wisps: Para you is insinuating and slanderous and you better hush up or i'm telling your mommy about that sheep you keep in your bed :p
PAranoiA wisps: IT's free to leave whenever it wants.
Gitta wisps: But..that sheep /is/ his mother.
Pthag wisps: Everyone keeps a sheep in bed in Australia.
Pthag wisps: It's the law. Sheep get lonely otherwise because it's such a huge continent.

PAranoiA wisps: I prefer security guard=))
PAranoiA wisps: Or dead sexy manmagnet!
PAranoiA wisps: I mean womanmagnet!
Gitta wisps: Of course you do.
Forgeta wisps: Manmagnet!

(Wizards) Sertorius wisps: please note that sertorius corporation does not condone cheating except for religious purposes.

ColdFrog wisps: hey, does aynone know how long it is before a corpse decomposes completely?
Gitta wisps: Well, that depends on quite a number of factors.
ColdFrog wisps: uh oh.
Gitta wisps: For example, if said corpse is in your bathroom, it can decompose quite quickly!
Gitta wisps: So I suggest you chop it up quickly.

Sertorius wisps: why am I not allowed to have a decent internet connection?
Sertorius wisps: what mortal sin have I committed against the world to deserve this?
Sakura wisps: The llamas dislike you

Tique wisps: Have you ever seen a live system with file-based IPC?
Pthag wisps: Yes, it was the happiest day of my life.

(inertia) Spaw MacPing: Bwahahaha. Carrot just committed suicide.
(inertia) Elistan the Pooh blinks
(inertia) Spaw MacPing: "Captain Carrot leaps out of the window suicidally."

SiIlaan wisps: Seirou, you need to get a life.
SiIlaan wisps that he gives Seirou his own.
Seirou wisps: As if you'd have one to give!

SiIlaan wisps: go on, rub it in further!
Seirou wisps that he rubs it in further.

(tfpa) Pthag: People always like mine and ask me what I'm doing with it.

(tfpa) Ruin: Purdy Dimpled Arse

(Apex) Vortex wisps: why not get some wet chalk on your teeth for the sake of knowledge?
(Apex) Goleniec wisps: Now my mouth tastes like school. :(

Writon wisps: Should I buy a DS or wait for the PSP?
Methew wisps: No.

(tfpa) Yalpf strokes Envy.
(tfpa) Yalpf: Mmm... wrinkly.
(tfpa) Pthag: You disgust me, sir.

Yalpf wisps: I don't know who you've been dating, Pthag. :/
Pthag wisps: Oscar Wilde, Yalpf. have you met him?
Pthag wisps: He's ever so witty.
Yalpf wisps: No... I thought he died a few years ago now.
Yalpf wisps: (You disgust me, sir)

Pthag wisps: Mr. Wilde is wonderful company even from beyond the grave.

(tfpa) Pthag: As Gitta says, unless they like each other very very much.
(tfpa) Envy: LIke you and Dungeon, Gitta
(tfpa) Gitta Clue: Yes, like me an--no!

(tfpa) Gitta Clue: I don't want to have to choose between Envy and Dungeon, I can't decide which one would be worse.

(tfpa) Pthag: Where are my stoopwaffles, you bastard?

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Wot's this? Wizards asking for more death? :P
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: For other Wizards? YES.
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: Every day and twice at lunch.

(Wizards) Elanor wisps: dont cast ahsb
(Wizards) Elanor wisps: unless your sined
(Wizards) Nirces wisps: whats sined?

Nayeli wisps: boy will those aliens be surprised when the cow explodes.

Farlen wisps: You wear womens undies often?
Mascarada wisps: I do
Mascarada wisps: mischat

(inertia) irk: my machine told yours that my terminal has 7 rows and 114 columns
(inertia) irk: the fucker

(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: okay, going to SHOWER now.
(inertia) Sasquatch turns on LoutreShowerCam
(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry poses in the shower.

Methew wisps: Yeah, Aik seems to be right, Elauna. :-(
(- There's no need to sound so depressed about it...)

(Wizards) PAranoiA wisps: One day I will learn to joke about rape.
(Wizards) PAranoiA wisps: haha rape.

(Wizards) Tempus wisps: Say hello to cowboy pants... how odd.
(Wizards) Seth wisps: hello cowboy pants

Cheap 'n Easy HaloJ Lekker Dingg climbs out of your nostril.
HaloJ Lekker Dingg spanks you.
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 40 thecondth. Go away!
HaloJ Lekker Dingg spanks you.
HaloJ Lekker Dingg spanks you.
HaloJ leaves the game.
(- I'd like to report an unprovoked spank and run.)

(Speed Mafia) Dasquian: I ET A CREME EGG

(Speed Mafia) Araltaln: Players so far.. Flurble, Tique, Penguin, Gweedo
(Speed Mafia) Flurble: Araltaln's in
(Speed Mafia) Flurble: oops, he's modding
(Speed Mafia) Araltaln: ...
(Speed Mafia) Tique Toque claps

(Wizards) Doc wisps: OMGWTFBBQ is an ancient and respected string of thoughts. It's meant to express surprise whenever you come to a surprise party and there's barbeque awaiting you.
(Wizards) Doc wisps: Adulation or anger can be mutually expressed with OMGWTFBBQ, much like the 'shalom' of the yiddish.

(Two) OMGWTFBBQ wisps: OMG
(Two) Tique wisps: WTF
(Two) Koryn wisps: BBQ?

DantheMan wisps: OMGWTFBBQ arrives from the north.
DantheMan wisps: hoo boy

Sledge wisps: wow, barbarian specialed me in the neck, did 1500 damage...
Dalwyn wisps that he envies the barbarian.
Yukk wisps that he suggests a bevor
Drakkos wisps: A beaver wouldn't have been able to do 1500 damage. Don't be silly.

Ilik wisps: I think we should discuss existentialism
Ilik wisps: And the nature of the soul.

Sined wisps: Ilik Tanikalot says: The rest of my street gang will not forgive you for this.
Sokkard wisps: Hey, you killed him. That's not cool, man. :-(
Kuririn wisps: So Sokkard's in his street gang?
Sokkard wisps: Yeah. We're called 'The Delicate Flowers'.
Sokkard wisps: The name wasn't my choice.
(-Extra player chats have been cut to preserve the Comedy.)

Jel wisps: Isn't Drakkos the female of Drake?
Drakkos wisps: You're mistaking me for Drakkalinda.
Drakkos wisps: (Who is a sexy Greek chick)

Dran wisps: I now remember why I don't use Telnet
Dran wisps: It is the ultimate evil

Fraze wisps: try harder, not juicy enough

(inertia) Michel D'Deridex strips for Maelin.
(inertia) Maelin D'Manzinger: Evie! Evie! Evie, let your hair hang down!

Updated 9th of April 2005

Ciso wisps: Take your time and buy a watch. Hur hur hur.

Kuririn wisps: If it was harmful to ingest vaseline, people wouldn't use it on their lips as chapstick, or for other reasons...
HooDoo wisps: Like someone eating it from the container with a spoon?

Silvadem wisps: why are you licking your cat?


Note #50 by Blarka at Thu Mar 17 04:46:55 2005 on board witchesguild

> If anyone is interested (free to collect), mudmail me.

Witch cups, eh? That'd be my bra. I'd been looking for that.

Was it just the cups that you found, or were there straps attached as well? Has anyone else seen a pair of hefty straps for my witch cups?

Lawks.

--
Aunty Blarka Toadpoker,
Bewitched and Bewarted.

DcDhol wisped: I know a guy whose last name was hitler
Madcowdzeez wisped: You knew Adolf too?
(-Everybody knew Adolf.)

(tfpa) Sleffie McBing: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...
(tfpa) Sleffie McBing: fl And my penis was missing again. =(

Madcowdzeez wisps: Ill take your second rearrange :P
Madcowdzeez wisps: Not sure what I'd do with it though. The area Im lacking in I cant make up for by taking away from other areas
Yavanna wisps: Oh. Yes Madcow. They don't have a stat for _that_

Yukk wisps: How do I idea the Taskmaster ?
KesriC wisps: dont we already have one?
Yukk wisps: Thankyou Kesric, very helpful. Next.

Tharrick wisps: mushrooms have no sense of honour

(inertia) Pokeberry: Then you must code a keycase for me, with a bit of velcro on it to attach to my broom. spit spot, get busy.
(inertia) Tique Toque: um, no.

(tfpa) Grissom: Hrmn, a Leprechaun just walked past our house.
(tfpa) Grissom: Crazy Irish.
(tfpa) Pthag: Or perhaps it was the LSD.

(Wizards) Seth wisps: over there!
(Wizards) Seth wisps: I'm so pritty! So pritty!

(Wizards) Soylent wisps: gnah! why do I only ever seem to log on at night?
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: You don't. You just happen to remember those times more because they irritate you :)
(Wizards) Soylent wisps: well, Sekiri, you can prove anything with "facts" and "common sense".

Wrenn wisps: At least you aren't mudding in someone else's underpants.
Iatemycat wisps: ... that's an idea!

Aikanaro wisps: Hmm. Another parcel to collect. I wonder if it's another item along the lines of the human head I got last week or the moose head I got a month ago.
...
You ask if there are any parcels for you.
The aged teller gets out a box, and puts a badger head on the counter.

Drakkos wisps: (As a hint, if you're using 'little stringy things' as your terminology, you might want to let the grown ups talk without interuption)
Drakkos wisped: Or you know, Tique and Proeliator.

Kana wisps: I bet that's not what the ladies tell you, Drakkos.
Drakkos wisps: De ladies don't get to see my little stringy thing.

Kana wisps: Do you save your stringy thing for someone SPECIAL?
Pthag wisps: Hell no, anyone can have my stringy thing.

Drakkos wisps: I would stay and chat about my stringy thing, but I have episodes of LOST to watch.
Drakkos wisps: That island is FREE-KAY.

(Speed Mafia) Denzil: Do it for Toby the Rabbit. You love him, do you not?

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: warping your child is all the fun of having one.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: . o 0 (clean your room or i won't love you.)

(tfpa) Sleffie McBing: There's a big difference with licking my bathrobe, and filling me with your penis :P
(tfpa) Valkyr D'Monic: You dont REMEMBER!?

(newbie) Akebono: I want to be a witch but i am male. I have a dress. Does that count?

(Wizards) Devon wisps: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, noone saw me do it, you can't prove nuffin', I wasn't even there, it was someone else, it was the big boy what done it and run away, it happened all by itself, I was dead at the time, I don't want an ASBO, I just happenned to be holding a chainsaw in the other hand!

(inertia) Michel D'Deridex: Poison != Healing tea.
(inertia) Michel D'Deridex: Tip of the Day.

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Woom? *shakes head* I thought we agreed that we're going to cut down on you wearing womens underwear.
(Wizards) Woom wisps: ...
(Wizards) Devon wisps: Eek :P

Sertorius wisps: well, he managed to work it out without inserting anything into an orifice

(Wizards) Stardust wisps that he is scared and confused
(Wizards) Sertorius wisps that he sends the creators a "job well done" card

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Teeeeeemmmpooooooooosssss
(Wizards) Tempus wisps: I remember the first time I went to Devon - The Horror, the horror.
(Wizards) Seth wisps: Tempus, I think Devon wants you... perhaps nakid and covered in custard?

Tique wisps: talk about me! I got fluffs too!
Kefka wisps: what have you done for us recently then?:P
Tique wisps: Nothing.

(Wizards) Devon wisps: From now on, all bug rep for spell must be in haiku form.

(Wizards) Zardoz wisps: anybody uses HEB?
(Wizards) Night wisps: Heezleworth Elemental Buffer?
(Wizards) Valeriana wisps: glad you typed it out night, thought he was choking

Proeliator wisps: Next i shall amaze you by mastering the humble comma!

(inertia) Michel D'Deridex: > Are you male or female? Australian > That's too weird even for this game! Try 'male' or 'female'.

Fascination wisps: actually i was expecting something alond the lines of "advance ot.stop.sucking" but real answers are good to.
Michel wisps: Why would we want you to stop sucking?
Michel wisps that he stares into space.
Kuririn wisps: Yes, keep going please.

Seirou wisps: ...sweird... With my throat sore and everything, when I laugh to myself at stuff I see, I sound like some movie villain with a much deeper voice...
Tique wisps: Rather than the girly wee wuss you are normally?
Seirou wisps: Yeah!

Pthag wisps: Yeah, well last night I laughed aloud at NOTHING.
Pthag wisps: And I hadn't even taken any DRUGS.

Hagi wisps: stray further into the desert and you'll get to kill great wandering harpsichords.

DcDhol wisps: I thought a gazebo is a wind instrument.
Proeliator wisps: You idiot.

Proeliator wisps: im just saying that America is full of insane, annoying idiots.

(newbie) Ranimae: Darnded brooch.

Ogini wisps: yeah i got punched in the fce so ahrd it made me psychic
Proeliator wisps: Did it give you terrible spelling too?

(Of The Cross) Madcowdzeez InnaGimpMask: Quote me! I can be stupid on command!

Cilandros wisps: luckily i wimpied before the moose killed me

Filey wisps: I am missing 5 days of playing and, um, 10 mil xp, and a few hundred royals after the crash. Where do I turn with that?
Skime wisps: a noose ?

(inertia) Terrence Lamont stabs.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: good morning sunshine

(newbie) Lann: How do you hold a weapon in both hands?
(newbie) Sindydog: it has to be a two-handed weapon.

Note #43 by Voice of Gufnork, the Goddess of Slight Showers at Sat Apr 2 15:43:13 2005 on board priestsguild

Let it be known that: due to the sad lack of candidates, the
post of high priest of Gufnork, the Goddess of Slight Showers
remains vacant.

(-Spot the deliberate mistake...)

Minnie wisps: bigtime lag
Minnie wisps: someone's borken something, or is trying hard to
--- Disconnected on Tuesday, April 05, 2005, 5:46 PM ---

Nayeli wisps: afk breastfeeding the alligator

Sertorius wisps: hmmmm.....I feel vaguely guilty about soemthing, but I'm not entirely sure what for.....
Terminatrix wisps: maybe you killed someone

Tharrick wisps: I play disc, but I don't expect that sending money to the cres would get me 1000000000xpz0rs
Drakkos wisps: Depends on which creator.
Drakkos wisps: Wink wink.
Tique wisps: Depends.
Tique wisps: Some of us have no integrity.

Drakkos wisps: I will send you a copy of my price list if you're interested. I charge very reasonable prices for experience and Hard To Get Items. I also delete and banish for fair prices.

Drakkos wisps that he looks at Dairun and says: I LIKE YOUR SHOES.

THARRICK wisps: I am CAPITALISED
THARRICK wisps: WORSHIP ME

Aranth wisps that he concentrates hard on walking north, but rolls a 1 and trips and breaks his neck.

(Wizards) Seth wisps that he makes a mental note. 'Staple Tempus's Conkers to the door'

Proeliator wisps: The spam from this channel today... will everyone stop talking at once?!
Pthag wisps: No, but we'll settle for just you.

pArAnoia wisps: JESUS HATES YOU.

Shigaru wisps: THE BOOBIE INCREASER HAS DIAGRAMS!

Pthag wisps: I think "Delegate Indomitable Rhodium Tootle" is a good name.
Pthag wisps: Delegate Indomitble Rhodium Tootle from Kalmakistan now takes the floor.

pArAnoia wisps: Ok, so I said "My nickname is an acronym for MUD" I then said "My nickname is Delegate Indomitable Rhodium Tootle All-star Nubby Dropper Wrought Apprentice Target Educability Reside "

Drakkos wisps: 'Frankly my dear, I think you should say hello to my leetle friends'. *BLAM BLAM*

(tfpa) Pthag: The article doesn't even make a halfarsed Popular SCIENCE! explanation attempt.
(tfpa) Pthag: Oh wait, yes it does. It's 1/23rd of an arse.

(tfpa) Tohya StompyWitch was looking forward to the idea of having a cyberdeck one day
(tfpa) Pthag: Some day, you will.
(tfpa) Pthag: In the meantime, here is a latex lady.

(tgs) Araltaln: Hm, I have to credit this paperboy for having a sense of self-preservation
(tgs) Araltaln: The paperboy says to you: I have the following items for sale: The paperboy leaves north.

Thalasso wisps: Alrighty... The Thalasso is Bored at Work Lottery Begins again.
Thalasso wisps: If you receive a Vader from me, you have a chance to win money.

Madcowdzeez wisps: because I'm secure in the knowledge that even IF you could kick my arse, you wouldn't move to do it
Nayeli wisps: taxi to madcowdzeez plz

(newbie) Hero: talk hi can some one help me
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: Some Hero he is.

Drakkos wisps that he -)~~X means 'I have a deformed spider hanging from my lip'

Woom wisps: Who am I ?!?!?
Woom wisps: (?!)

Tubby wisps: Do you remember Soxy, Drakkos? ^____^
Drakkos wisps: Soxy?
Drakkos wisps: Hrm.
Drakkos wisps: Let me think...
Drakkos wisps: Urrrr, no recollection. Maybe he didnt exist show me the logs or ur a liar.

Tubby wisps: Drakkos kicked me!
Drakkos wisps: That's a dirty lie!
Tubby wisps: That bloody hurt!
Shigaru wisps: Somoene will lick it better.
Tubby wisps: OW! He did it again!
Drakkos wisps: show me the logs or ur a liar, urrr
Tubby wisps: I have no logs :D
Drakkos wisps: then ur a liar

Drakkos wisps: I have two gigabytes of log files.
Drakkos wisps: Almost everything since mid-2000.
Drakkos wisps: If anyone ever gets hold of it, I'll not only be dismissed, deleted and banished, I'll also have to do some pretty hard jail-time.

Drakkos wisps: There's some pretty juicy stuff in those logs... like the time Dasquian strangled a hooker.

Drakkos wisps: 'Dasquian tells you: So I woke up and I was covered in blood, and her head had been twisted clean off. :-((('

(Wizards) Elauna wisps: Hm. WAMG + DKDD = infernal drop marines. I like that one.

(inertia) Elistan the Pooh beams modestly.
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: I'll beam your modestly.
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: ...or something.

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Hello!
(Wizards) Faux wisps: ARGH.
(Wizards) Aeon wisps that he screams and runs away

Aranth wisps: I need to replace my router :/ ...anyone have any recommendations?
Proeliator wisps: yes, try a router

(Wizards) Devon wisps: What's a good order to join?!1!./

Droves wisps: W00! One of my lottery numbers came up!
Kintiska wisps that she woos
Droves wisps: I should have bought a ticket!

Filey wisps: I just idead an idea that took 104 lines of text...
Tique wisps: DENIED is so easy to write :)

Updated 25th of April 2005

(tfpa) Aikanaro: You should say something AMUSING.
(tfpa) Langrisser of Silence: Er... Terano.

Basai wisps: i read innigtwachthey wer ad ofthin ruber. iic
(-A shiny penny to the first person with a translation.)

Proeliator wisps: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Proeliator wisps: today i am a pirate in a race car

Kurupt wisped: What do you spend your teaching XP on?
Lanfear wisped: booze, drugs and loose men.

Toffeecake wisped: is there any other way apart from idleing around talkative djelians to advance djelian?
Sertorius wisped: idle around talkative agateans and hope theres a bug in the programming

PARANOIA wisps: YOUR NAME MAKES YOU FOOLISH, ACCORDING TO FENG SHUI.

Drakkos wisps: It's true, you know. It explictly says 'don't use all caps, it is impolite and considered to be shouting. The only one who can get away with speaking in capitals is the one we don't want to meet'. Do *you* want to meet Paranoia?

Vire wisps: Who was the dumbarse who decided that it'd be a wise thing to do to stick peas in pasties.
Woz wisps: People stick peas in everything. It's a shocking state of affairs.

Nayeli wisps: t reply the standard charge is 3 royals, if you aren't human it's double right off
Nayeli wisps: OOPS lolz

(newbie) Bangor: how, by the nine pies of Kroogma, am i to find the womble's brooch?
(newbie) Tique: Not by the nine pies of Kroogma anyway. It's nowhere near there.

(Wizards) Vire wisps: Are we able to scribe spells into books, yet?
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: Sure, wizards do it all the time. And as soon as they do, the books eat them, which is why you don't hear about it.

(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: The guild itself is quite happy to change your money into no money.

Nyoink wisps: How does one kill a knife?
Ploosk wisps: i kill telepathically
Tique wisps: same way I murder axes.
Tique wisps: I just think of them as "axes of evil"

You tell paRanoia: Be more sober. :D
PaRanoia tells you: YES SIR
PaRanoia tells you: RIGHT AFTER THIS TNEXT BEER

Gurudo wisped that he can't stop eating Wheatables.
Chi wisped: Whatables?
Chi wisped: oooh, unintentional pun implicit in the typo there ^_^
(-Yes, it's so much funnier now you've pointed it out.)

DcDhol wisps: i think her mammaries are adequate.

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: You cannot shatter Ancient Thalasso the Relic.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: more's the pity

DcDhol wisps: I hate fenway park.
DcDhol wisps: so many freaks camp outside it, especially hours before the game starts >_< why don't they just buy tickets like normal human beings.
Pthag wisps: Sir, they are your "normal human beings"
Pthag wisps: You are a modern creation, in former times all men were like them.

IaTeMYCaT wisps: Jomamma would you do me the honour of being my wife?
IaTeMYCaT wisps: I have asked your father.
IaTeMYCaT wisps: He said no, but oh well!

Jewel wisps that she hasn't been stopped and nearly arrested under section 49 of the fire arms act by armed police. Honest.
IaTeMYCaT wisps: Only someone who has been arrested under section 49 of the firearms act would know that
IaTeMYCaT wisps: and me cos I worked for a duty solicitor
(-That's even worse!)

Proeliator wisps: but i can melt them together and pretend to be a very small pixie!

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i've been doing this thing in genua for about three weeks
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i sure hope it's a quest and not some sneaky way to fuck up my stats

Pthag wisps: Here to explain is Dr. Foster, Professor of Optometry at Miskatonic University.
Proeliator wisps: fivers are always crinkly, twentys are always crisp

Erasil wisps: -sighs- Anyone have 20 dollars to send tubby his sack back.
Erasil wisps: REALLY tired of holding it
(-I think he's supposed to be the one that pays you...)

Yukk wisps: I'll look under the sofa cushions
Lanfear wisps: For your virginity?

Losh wisps: MmmmMmm blood.
Losh wisps: That was a gold conversation breaker.

ColdFrog wisps: you know what's REALLY bad... eatting a bottle of arsenic while tapdancing on landmines.

ColdFrog wisps: like a shakespeare sandwich. A delicious melt blend of psycopathic obsession and self-delusion, all wrapped up in a tasty italian roll.
ColdFrog wisps: um. mischat.

Chowmein wisps: Mmmm, ADSL so sweet
Tique wisps: 16/?/f/in-ur-pants lofl
Tique wisps: n u?

Proeliator wisps: a flash sports car pulls up in a music video
Proeliator wisps: and out comes some goon like 50p wearing clothes like tracksuit bottoms and baseball jackets
Ploosk wisps: 'Can't you see we're filming a music video? go park somewhere else'

(Wizards) DeX wisps: I lost my real nipple to a vicious dolphin on ye high seas

(Wizards) Trix wisps: i don't think he could put his banana yoghurt on his own bottom

(newbie) Macig: what happens if you breach the DONGOUN DIMENSIONS
(newbie) Sleffie: They correct your spelling.

Kefka wisps: wait a second... lets look at what we know about Dasquian - wasn't satisfied lording it over minions in DK. wasnt satisfied lording it over a creature in B&W... creator on Discworld.
(-He has finally found his niche.)

Seirou wisps: *Extra sick fish* need *special training* for extra *fun*. We will have a *happy party* now.
(-Yes. Or...maybe not.)

Rhinehold wisps: Someone like Tutu would have been good.
Talven wisps: If only his name wasnt Tutu :(
Rhinehold wisps: Well, they do have to change it... ;)
Pthag wisps: Leotard I

Chi wisps: 'The drowsy tortoise bites at Lanaya but she parries the blow with her inflated inflatable Captain Carrot.'
Nayeli wisps: lanaya kinda freaks me out

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: my dad is one you never ask 'does this make me look fat' :D
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: "no, it doesn't. you look fat without help"

Shabree wisps: also, I swear, the womble must have gotten upgraded
Shabree wisps: it took me fifteen minutes to find it =/
Tique wisps: it's got ROLLERBLADES

Proeliator wisps: i cant read perfectly well thank you :P no need for the caps
Proeliator wisps: of all the damn places to typo

Nayeli wisps: this just in: population in shock as catholics elect a -religious- pope!

(inertia) Shabree al'Nighter: what a great time to realize that my aliases are't as I thought they were

Volcom wisps: BULL
Volcom wisps: I jumped out of a WINDOW

IaTeMYCaT wisps: what is a crystal egg for?
Mikrob wisps: Crystal omelet?

Lanfear wisps: Teaching on Brown Islands :)
Jalyre wisps: teaching what?
Winterfang wisps: Square Dancing Lessons
Lanfear wisps: And two-step.

Flurble wisps: anyone here with a trainable pet from genua?
Grissom wisps: not after the last one went postal and nutted me.

(inertia) Club controller: Weary joins the club.
(inertia) Club controller: Kitiana joins the club.
(inertia) Club controller: Sined joins the club.
(inertia) Elistan: Cor.
(inertia) paRanoia: There goes the motherfucking neighbourhood.

Gnash wisped: Can anyone think of a way for me to boost my swimming, aside from SMR or Fins?
Calis wisped: rub yourself with lard
Gnash wisped: Arrrrrgh.
Gnash wisped: Wait, does the lard trick work?
Gnash wisped: Ok, word on the street is that the lard trick won't work.
Gnash wisped: Anyone else?
Calis wisped: rub yourself with lard
(-Nothing to do with swimming. Just rub yourself with lard.)

(newbie) Fewgugt: poop poo poop poopi poo poo poop poopi?
(newbie) Elistan: Perhaps, but this is not the channel for such discourse. You'll want to read your voucher, and check out help talker.

DcDhol wisps: It's illegal to bring fruits containing hard-cased shells into that nation. They'll fine you $200 because the bats will eat them and poop them from a high enough altitude to kill a man.

Seirou wisps: "I've heard botlers bieng mini-rocket guns, and they fire popcan-size shells at a rapid pace, is this true?" "No thats totally wrong. THey are toliet tissue tubes that fire solid state rabid gerbils."

DcDhol wisps: is Shrinkynuts McAngrypants an allowable name on the DW? :o anyone know?

Volcom wisps: What would a huge barrel of blue water go for?
Tubby wisps: 82 pence.
Tubby wisps: The barrel is second hand after all...
Coilla wisps: mabye 40 pence - the waters second hand too

Mikrob wisped: Soon after I entered AM, I made a faithful, sweet friend... A cabbage... He followed me for a while, it was complete happiness! But he disappeared and I can't find him again! Should I suicide, even if I'm quite young, or try to meet love again?

(Priests) Assan wisps: Okay, these hot pre-wolf werewolves should be used as spa attendents and that's that

To the north, Honest sPontiff Benedikt XVI shouts asking: Why do you mock me, LAG?

Proeliator wisps: i wish my scratchplate was more... interesting....
Proeliator wisps: rather than just a block of cream plastic
Rizard wisps: i wish you were more interesting :P

Stoze wisps: And that's when the leprechaun told me to burn things.
(-Again with the leprechaun.)

Kaolla wisps that she eats monkeys.

KajaK wisps: What do you want me to call you then Minnie? :P
Minnie wisps: I don't want you to call me at all

GlennRidge wisps: I'm wearing nothing. I always mud naked.

DonaldDuck wisps: QUACK QUACK

GlennRidge wisps: Only base mountebanks and prattling jackanapes go pk :)

GlennRidge wisps: lol i ams teh cute nub

Duzchip wisps that he is on the line of passing ou
(-I think he just crossed that line.)

Volcom wisps: I want my phone details, tell me...
GlennRidge wisps: 1800 IBLOWGOATS?

GlennRidge wisps: I refuse to be quoted.

DeX wisps: Show them the head and they will admit you are a mighty warrior.
DeX wisps: Then they kill you.

Shintaro wisps: No!
Shintaro wisps: Nooooo!
Shintaro wisps that he dives under his desk
DeX wisps: Yeeeees!

Kaolla wisps: PAIIN!
Kaolla wisps that she falls over writhing
Vire wisps: That is so hot.

Proeliator wisps: i can give you therapy!
Proeliator wisps: it may or may not result in death

Proeliator wisps: theres other ways to be polite then being irritating
Talven wisps: Liar! LIAR!

SiIlaan wisps that he gropes Gnash.
SiIlaan wisps: See?
Gnash wisps that he purrs softly.

(Pishe) Dilemma wisps: lag strokes at the worst times
(-But it feels so good!)

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: now i am bored.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter hums.
(inertia) Tique Timer: Netsex me :)
...
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: okay!

Madcowdzeez wisps: A snake is giving me come hither eyes

(inertia) Elistan the Pooh: You said you were saving yourself for me, Tique :(
(inertia) Tique Timer: Yeah, but Nayeli's better.

Taffyd wisps: oh no I am out of movement points

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: tique has loutre germs
(inertia) Tique Timer: ...
(inertia) Elistan the Pooh: Oh. Ewww... Stick with Nayeli then, I'll take Flamore.

Volcom wisped that he likes the civic sedans though, if they're done right
PaRanoia wisped: I prefer mine medium rare.

(newbie) Nikoal: why is this small, cute-looking cabbage stalking me?!

Updated 12th of May 2005

Pthag tells you: Your civilised veneer is a mere toga.

The ghost of IaTeMYCaT says: please save me oh pisheys
Althea of Pishe says: I can't heal you, you're already dead.
Althea of Pishe smiles kindly.
(-That's rubbing salt into the wound, isn't it?)

Gnash wisps: Also, my college gives out free contraceptives.
Gnash wisps: So if I were having sex, that would be nice.

(newbie) Selkor: is something wrong with my monkey? when i ask it to do something it doesn't do anything and when i give it food or smack it it still doesn't do anything

Nayeli wisps: i would have cryptool's children.
Penguin wisps: You would have anyone's children.
Nayeli wisps: that is a damn dirty lie.

(newbie) Piro: how do i drop a cobble
(newbie) Angette: 'drop cobble'

Proeliator wisps: she's a git, he's a git, thats the green party, he's a nazi, he's a git, etc
(-The UK elections summed up, by Proeliator.)

Spleen wisps: I am infested with pygmies

Sined L'Magii tells you: lolz lolz lolz lolz restore me ure a pishe u hav 2 itz ur jib lolz lolz lolz lolz
You speak the prayer of saturation.
You ask Pishe to grant you water.
A wave of water appears out of thin air and splashes over Obsolete Sined L'Magii.

Gnash wisps: I wonder how one can see my hosen underneath my skirt.

Dickens of Pishe says: Sorry Estelle, but I can't take your human nose.
Dickens of Pishe rejects the give offer from Wicked Estelle.
Wicked Estelle eats the human nose.

(inertia) Flamore Keiretsu: You can only recruit her if I can ask her for tea and boot her when she says no.

Nayeli wisps: help there's a penguin following me :(
Penguin wisps: oh no, where?
Nayeli wisps: OH NO

Tubby wisps: Truly...Im bored now...you suggest a game that comes out in a months time...
Tubby wisps: Seriously...where would I be without you?
Shintaro wisps: It comes out in about a week :)
Tubby wisps: YOU FRIGGIN MORON!

(inertia) paRanoia: I think that I'm wholly inappropriate and should be put down^-^

Proeliator wisps: i made him be nice to all the villagers, gave him healing spells, water and food spells all trained to full
Proeliator wisps: he even carried wood to the village store
Proeliator wisps: then i turned my back for 5 seconds, he trashed the village and threw the villagers into the sea

Callia wisps: Is it normal to eat a Djeli bean and then go completely insane? Or is it just me?

(Pishe) Pit wisps: tosg?
(Pishe) Tique wisps: bless you

Astohamas wisps: Is there anywhere I can get a foothold into the Uberwaldean tongue?
Tique wisps: the epiglottis

(newbie) Mascarada: i nearly typed that on newbie that would have been bad :(

Sledge wisps: wtf? I wimpied out at 800...
WagaMama wisps: Wimp!

Gnash wisps that he shoves a horse to the ground.
(-Ooh, mean.)

Mascarada wisps: my mate just got a 5grand guitar stolen :(
Proeliator wisps that he whistles innocently

(inertia) paRanoia: As long as we can mount the lemmings, I odn't mind:)

>Decency joins the Priests' Guild.
(-That'll be the day!)

Chi wisps: Why don't travellers ever have tasty treats anymore?
Tubby wisps: Because you ate them all, you fat pig.

(Priests) Hurukan wisps: Don't worry, I'll kill all the old people.

Tubby wisps: HAROLD ONLY HUGGLES WITH ME, DAMMIT!

Minnie wisps: mmm, is there anything that isn't improved by blue LEDs?
Mirri wisps: dogs

Nat wisps: Red != Blue.
Tique wisps: profound, Nat.

Seirou wisps: I go away for one little meeting and you go and crash the turtle!

Valdesiral wisps: where can I find a lot of small children?

(Priests) Aeb wisps: how can you tell if your bid on a house was successful?
(Priests) Cyprinus wisps: Money starts leaving your bank account as water down the drain of the bathtub?

(Priests) Hurukan wisps: Eek! A bird just flew into my window
(Priests) Hurukan wisps: *thump!*
(-Or was it a minature Superman clone? We'll never know.)

Tique wisps: I need both hands to hold the avocado _and_ the spoon.

Sokkard wisps: I hear MikaE and Angelo are a couple now.
(-But they do make exceedingly good works of art!)

(inertia) Woom With A View: What, the square root of 34 is Vicodin?
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: yes

Pthag wisps: If it helps, I used to be a dingy victorian coal miner's house. Four families lived in me.
Pthag wisps: And the lavatory was outside.
Ciso wisps: That was me :(

Pthag wisps: Grammarians warn us of the danger of splitting ninja, but they never show you the terrible aftermath.

(inertia) Terrence Lamont: Here I sit, eating healthy like some kind of pinko klatchian commie.

Kingsalad leaves south.
Terrence Lamont stoically says: A king fit for a meal.

Rizzo wisps: Give me fear-mongering judgements over bland reviews any day!

>The ghost of Mary appears.
>She looks on as Pishy Trou begins roasting pieces of her corpse.
>On the stage, Mary de Pancakes wails and turns to the audience..
>Slowly, gently, a sad song begins to play. The ghost moves with the music.
(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry sings: God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay.

(inertia) parANoia: I think woom might have struck a winner:D
(inertia) Tique Timer: poor winner :(
(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: Deserved it. Smug bastard.

Login name : ygolirT Real name : ???
Member of the Duchess Saturday's Musketeerss of the Thieves' Guild
First logged on Thu Dec 28 14:06:46 2000.
31 days, 1 minute and 50 seconds old.
On since Tue May 3 13:34:36 2005 (57 minutes and 32 seconds).
Idle for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
No mail.
Project:
To be the best test char Trilogy has ever had!
No plan.

GlennRidge wisps: Yeah, babies make the best meth.

Bhart wisps: no zombies in casablanca
Tryce wisps: Spoiler!

Raizel wisps: Any wizzards wanna groop?
Raizel wisps: Decent wizzard, that is
Rizzo wisps: Picky!

(inertia) Ruin: Yeah, Wodan is moving to the UK and I'm going to bear his lovechild *watches the rumour mill smoke*
(inertia) Wodan Grolschdrinker: didn't think she'd say it on the channel, but it's true :D

Nayeli wisps: luckily the mud has made me giantly fat.

(newbie) Gosho: PLEASE MANS GIVE ME SOME $ FOR ADVANCE PLS PLS I HAVE ONLY 4PENCE

Nayeli wisps: you steal my hat you are going DOWN.

Proeliator wisps that he wanders in, kicks a table over and wanders back out

(newbie) Bombadil: why do I skip everywhere?
(-Because he's a merry fellow. Bright blue his jacket is, etc.)

Nayeli wisps: money won't work on me, i own several small countries.

Proeliator wisps: so guys, who wants to join me in staring at this wall
Seirou wisps: Is it grey and featureless?
Phixion wisps: ohhh, grey!
Phixion wisps: exciting.

Pthag wisps: Why, King Juan! I didn't recognise you in that rat costume.

Blessed Sister VikiQ DeLaCroix exclaims to Coco the monkey: Look, Coco, it's some Pishites!
Coco the monkey flexes his hands as if to take hold of something.
Coco the monkey holds VikiQ DeLaCroix, Thainii d'Holee, Bella, Althea of Pishe, Dickens of Pishe and you.

Pthag wisps: Interestingly, the Tory party has hardly moved in the exit polls.
Aikanaro wisps that he nods slowly.
Aikanaro wisps: Why is this interesting?
Pthag wisps: Because it's to do with the election.
Faye wisps: Are you LONELY!?
Pthag wisps: In some respects.

Blessed Sister VikiQ DeLaCroix says to Coco the monkey: I hate you, you stupid monkey.
Coco the monkey makes a 'come on' gesture with his hand.

Mostly Reverend Thainii d'Holee asks Sevtish the monkey: Want to get up?
Sevtish the monkey sits down.

Nayeli wisps: equal rights for men in chicken suits

Mostly Reverend Thainii d'Holee asks Sevtish the monkey: Kiss?
Sevtish the monkey eeks in fear.

Whippet wisps: far from being the malevolent killers of legend, alps are in fact largely peacful animals, with a complex social hierarchy.

Proeliator wisps: well episode 2 was better than 1
Dirklurk wisps: That's like saying syphillis is better than AIDS

Dickens of Pishe suddenly perks up and becomes the life of the party!
Dickens of Pishe boogies at Althea of Pishe.
Althea of Pishe smiles serenely.

(inertia) Hurukan: Back in a little while. Going to make a phone call :)
(inertia) Aznin Somniac: Do hurry.
(inertia) Hurukan: I'll do my best :)
(inertia) Aznin Somniac: That is all we can ask.

(inertia) Hurukan has a lovely bunch of coconuts.
(inertia) Tique Timer kicks Hurukan inna coconuts
(inertia) Hurukan: Hey! They were all standing in a row, now they're Askew :(

Afer wisps: I'm currently running around in the Klatchian Savanna and hugging elephants and lions, they don't seem to mind. Very docile wildlife in Klatch I must say ;)
Kana wisps: Klatch is full of love.
Kana wisps that she dances over the deserts, sprinkling flowers on her way.
Splash wisps: Just do not try to hug the rogue bull elephants.

Aerk wisps: I once made a cheesesteak by taking a Geno's cheesesteak and a Pat's cheesesteak and slapping them together and eating it.
Aerk wisps: It was like solidified gluttony soaked in sin.

(newbie) RSchao: i can't find that womble!
(newbie) Nayeli: did you check between the couch cushions?

Aerk wisps: I am also the prettiest.

Ochthuit wisps: Woe is me and so's my wife.

Thalasso wisps: I love that line. "An axe murderer can't get the front page in america, not unless he's done something clever with the heads."
Rentra wisps: what would you consider clever?
Ochthuit wisps: taking notes, are we?

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: RSchao wisped: i think i lost my talker
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: he's my new favorite

(inertia) irk compares your ears, and decides the left one is more ear than the other

(inertia) Dream: we have ants in our kitchen, and I wondered what the most humane way of getting rid of them was
(inertia) Dream: so I got them jobs in the post office
(inertia) Beale al'Nighter: That's humane?

Sertorius wisps: then you should never try and drive a car while sitting in the back watching a movie
Denzil wisps: But what fun can be had from driving then?

Pthag wisps: But you can't own part of the moon.
Earin wisps: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippy like you.
Proeliator wisps: damn those penniless hippies

(inertia) Tique Timer admires your naked duck

(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: NAKED DUCK

Calis wisps: greetings fleshwads!
Seirou wisps: Greetings, corpulent pile of pus!

Seirou wisps that he lives without worry or shame!
Seirou wisps that he steals some candy from children. Nya-ha-ha-haa!

Pthag wisps: Well, I was also visiting the classy jazz joints of the time.
Pthag wisps: I was quite the DOPE VIPER!
Pthag wisps: Heppin' it around the capital of England with all the rakish libertines.

DeX wisps: I dont think theres such a thing as cowardly Elk. All Elk must do their duty. They are a very moral species.

Proeliator wisps: failing that they can always nick the headstone from the unlucky sod next to me and write my name on the back of it. Then all the yhave to do is turn it around and put it on my grave
EdiCt wisps: Or bury you directly behind him.

Pthag wisps: It's not nice to impose limits on immigration.
Pthag wisps: Therefore nice == racist
Pthag wisps: QED

Losh wisps: There's nothing like chasing a piggy with a sniper rifle.

Killzarro wisps: I just got my bottles mixed up and I drank a bottle full of drain cleaner instead of my bottle of healing tea! Am I in any danger?

> You notice a ferret sitting on the ground. It appears to be grinning evilly. Suddenly, the ferret scampers over to you and runs up your leg!

(inertia) Aznin Somniac: Well, it takes a lot of taps with a pickling stick to take down a samurai.

(inertia) Hurukan: There is a distinctive lack of excited ooking sounds from inside the former Warriors' Guild.
(inertia) Hurukan: :(

(newbie) Cornealus: My role model is Michael Jackson.

Lanfear wisps: I don't just teach..
Jeremiah wisps: She chats too
Lanfear wisps: I also practice kama sutra with the natives. They are very limber.

Jeremiah wisps: Do you know the collective noun for a group of owls?
Raizel wisps: Owls

Enune wisps: Dear mister creators/creatoresses. I luv ur n00 giraffes. kthxby

(newbie) Anubis: what do giants want... it wont let go of me

IaTeMYCaT wisps: is there anyway to get blood out of a corpse and into a bottle?

DcDhol wisps: ' goes at the end of certain words that you want to give possession to.
Proeliator wisps: Fender Telecaster'
Proeliator wisps: it does not WORK!

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: you have a sciency brain.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter gnaws on woom's brain.

Proeliator wisps: if the AA ring tell them that i am secretly a tomato in africa

Kefka wisps: download Ahriman's Prophecy ^_^
Marx wisps: criminal!
Marx wisps: erm I mean yeah that's right steal some from those corporate imperialists just be shure to give it to the people.

Drakkos wisps: The pirates are the best thing I've ever coded.
Aikanaro wisps: Didn't you code the pet monkeys?
Drakkos wisps: Yeah, but they don't do insult swordfighting... they will always be a disappointment to me.

Rollebon wisps: I don't mind the sound of that. *feels his infamy growing*
Rollebon wisps: And no, *that* is not my infamy.

Updated 28th of May 2005

Toddel wisps: I forgot I hid my microscopic bomb in my scrotum.

Pthag wisps: I may be a simple old country hyperchicken, but I thought one of the align weapons could only be welt by someone of a parti...
Pthag wisps: Oh, I see people have beaten me to it
Raizel wisps: An old country hyperchicken?
Pthag wisps: Yes.
Raizel wisps: You're a hyperchicken?
Pthag wisps: Bright blue.
Raizel wisps: Oh, so you aren't one of the green and blue stripy ones?
Pthag wisps: No.
Raizel wisps: Oh.

Thalasso wisps: Wow... the Savana is populated.
Tique wisps: Well spotted.
Alleya wisps: Lions and vultures and zebras oh my!
Tique wisps: (or chequred)
Minnie wisps: they're not chequered, they just say they are

parANoia wisps: Gazelles that you can mount!*_*
parANoia wisps that he falls in love.

Maelin wisps: Contrary to popular belief, nobody went back in time and assassinated Gary Gygax, so it does, in fact, still exist.
Monika wisps: We just keep failing, dammit!

Krauser wisps: You gotta pay for everything these days!
Wodan wisps: did you pay your mud bills?

Abhishek wisps that he tries to scare Envy away
Envy wisps that she attaches herself to Abhishek's hip

Envy wisps: SO I was thinking
Shintaro wisps: I could hear it from here

IaTeMYCaT wisps: how do you get the poison out of a giant spider poison gland and into a phial?
Vire wisps: With honour.
IaTeMYCaT wisps: this is why I hate channel one

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i'm pretty sure it's time for the klatch cres to step in and remove the magistrates for doing it :D
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: once they figure out who they are.

Proeliator wisps: man i thought i had made a right good blues lick on my geetar
Proeliator wisps: turns out i was playing the theme tune to coronation street with string bends and vibrato :(

Guinness wisps: decent... onboard... graphics..?!?!?!?
Guinness wisps: what is this devilry?
Astohamas wisps: Devilry... like postage and packaging, right?

(inertia) Terrence Lamont yawns.
(inertia) Tique Timer sticks a kitten's head in Terrence's mouth

(inertia) Tique Timer: nah, prying is what I do to your private lif..er..
(inertia) Stoze turns his telescope on Tique's house.

Earin wisps: I'm the prettiest Queen of all!
Earin wisps that he twirls.

(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: Helpless female just waiting to be taken advantage of.
(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: but woe, no one will send me pron.

Pthag wisps that it throws a dinner plate to knock Aikanaro's hat off.
Pthag wisps: Your hat offends Otaf!

(inertia) Mysteek: Good grief - it gets worse
(inertia) Mysteek: "Knickers and a cabbage arrive from the west."

(tgs) Nayeli al'Nighter: i am all about establishing a pattern, even if it will make me insane.

JoMamma wisps: there you go. your on your way to becoming strange occult lady who lives with lots of cats and mysteriously always gets her way
Nayeli wisps: awesome.

Earin wisps: "You are not being followed by the entire population of Ankh-Morpork and a small duck. Your shoelaces are untied, though."

(inertia) Hurukan: Woah, a screaming zebra
(inertia) Tique Timer: KEEL EET

Tique wisps: Yoda he was. Freak out and kill people he did not.

Madcowdzeez wisps: Someone tell Viviene that I kicked my cat's butt because I'm FIERCE, not because I'm twenty times his size
Madcowdzeez wisps: I feel she is PATRONIZING me

(Priests) Pythium wisps: What is Kess of Sek doing in Guffie's cathedral?
(Priests) Clio wisps: converting

To the southwest, Guinness shouts: DEAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
To the southwest, Fascination shouts: alot of them me
To the southwest, Guinness yells: POOR FASCINATION!!!

Elanor wisps: Elanor doesn't wear trousers

(inertia) Elauna de Montreve: No, it's about a mad Irish woman who decided she was married to Elvis.

Rollebon wisps: Keb is the only citizen of Djelibeybi that is not a seagull or a tortoise.

(inertia) Turvity: Warrax wouldn't fire me. I know where he lives.

(inertia) Elistan the Pooh: The growls and snarls of the Rancor in Jabba's palace were actually made by a dachsund.

(inertia) Grissom: 10 Print "this is a belt"
(inertia) Grissom: 20 goto 10
(-Grissom codes a belt.)

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: hehe, terrains / terrapins
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: my spellchecker sucks
(inertia) Tique Timer: good idea!
(inertia) Tique Timer goes to code some sur terrapins

(inertia) Terrence Lamont: Refill it! Refill the flagon of chuckles!

Flufnork wisps: "The handmaiden looks pretty nasty." I don't know about you, but I'd hire some attractive handmaidens...

(inertia) parANoia: They should make a printable copy of TGS:.P
(inertia) Polleke: with a centerfold!
(inertia) parANoia: So I can read it while I pee-pee.

(inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I bet I'd be a great doctor :)
(inertia) Siriol Soulfire gets Polleke struck off.
(inertia) Siriol Soulfire: (struck off, hurhur)

Pupazz wisps: That's it, I'm leaveing in a Drove
Pynnycyllyn wisps: cl0wnb0at

Flufnork wisps: Due to new technology, the turn-around time of Droves have been greatly reduced. Huffs are still slower, but cause less polution

Argyll wisps: Cause you don't want us 'heathens' to use your cool powers :P
Pupazz wisps: I don't want anyone using any powers! I'm old and I don't have any shoop!

Vortex di'Sirocco tells you: speaking of which, type 'talker history apes'
Vortex di'Sirocco tells you: note the similar history to apex. Coincidence?! I think not

(inertia) Yalpf: Yeah, I miss Para's giant penis. :(

Rollebon wisps: And before Aunty Blarka, I was Ceres.
Nayeli wisps: i was ceres, and so was my wife!

Afer wisps: Would you have come if I offered to give you Nayeli? ;)
Nayeli wisps: hey now.

Merian wisps: FILYHTYTHY PERVERT
Madcowdzeez wisps: What?
Madcowdzeez wisps: Someone say my name?

Yalpf wisps: I need to think up some Memorable Method to remember a -> verb and e -> noun. Any suggestions?
EdiCt wisps: 'a -> verb, e -> noun'.

(inertia) Michel: Trilogy is sending me virii in her sleep :(
(inertia) Michel stabs MSN.
(inertia) Wodan: bad trilogy!
(inertia) Sined: so send her antivirus software in her sleep
(inertia) Michel: I was going to send around hired assassins.
(inertia) Sined: yeah - but Nayeli's gone to sleep too
(inertia) Michel: Then my hired assassins might have a busy night on their hands ;P

Eros wisps: I wonder what elf porn looks like.
Phixion wisps: small.
Eros wisps: Hot young elves! Barely 437!

(newbie) Skye: any1
(newbie) Skye: Mischat.
(newbie) ZigZag: r u ne1

Vire wisps: Well. It seems your papers are in order, sir.
Vire wisps that he opens a suitcase, proceeds to walk into it then closes it once he gets inside.

(Of The Cross) VikiQ DeLaCroix: A horse is the antidote to that common condition of Not Having A Horse.

(inertia) Terrence: Soon daylight will come. Then the hunt begins.
(inertia) Hurukan: the hunt begins at daylight?
(inertia) Hurukan looks sheepish and hides his bloodied claws behind his back.

BaSaI wisps: 'A rabbit is standing here. The corpse of a travelling troll is on the ground.'
EdiCt wisps: Owned :P

(inertia) Hurukan: A sexy lace teddy, an old fluffy spatula and a leather g-string are on the floor and a burnt torch is in a torch holder on the wall.

(newbie) Taffyd: AHOY

Tique wisps: bah, MSN's acting up :(
Tique wisps: my passwords don't work anymore
Pthag wisps: Clearly a hacker changed them when you were in the sauna.
LeCale wisps: Oh those hackers. How malicious they are.
Pthag wisps: Perhaps it was that shifty looking gentleman in the corner. You remember?

Proeliator wisps: have you ever hugged a stormtrooper?
Pthag wisps: Once, on a memorable evening.
Pthag wisps that it sighs wistfully.

Gwydion wisps: And the Technocracy is a race of solemn Grecian bees?
Gwydion wisps: Er, mischat.

Seirou wisps: It's a good thing I'm not polite to young women. My conversations would be so embarrassing...

Shintaro wisps: If a witch can fly to me and portal me to AM I will give them 50 dollars.
Shintaro wisps: Please?
Vire wisps: I'm on it!
Shintaro wisps: You can't fly D:
Vire wisps: It's on my to-do list.

IaTeMYCaT wisps: Sined saved my life
IaTeMYCaT wisps: He also saved a group of puppies from the evil clutches of the grflx empire

Terano wisps: BEHOLD THE CLAMS OF ZOG
Elbow wisps: DEAR GOD NO
Seirou wisps that he peers at Terano.
Seirou wisps: (They've let him loose again)
TGGP wisps: Zog?
Seirou wisps: ...and without his medication, too...
Taffyd wisps: ZOG

Leyan wisps: Just now I drew a flying lizard in the foam.

Whippet wisps: you don't have a talker, LeCale. We're all in your head.
LeCale wisps: ...the doctor said I didn't have that problem anymore...
Whippet wisps: mere figments KILL WOMEN of your KILL WOMEN diseased imagination.

GlennRidge wisps: Oh, you crazy fools. The Disc is ruled by a Grey - Reptoid conspiracy, not by the creators!

Skye wisps: You wink a lot, Afer. Or is that a nervous twitch?
Maelin wisps: You're one to talk about nervous twitches, Skye "Twitchy McNerves" Featherfluff!

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: my cooking is making me fat.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i don't know if it means i'm a good cook or just a good eater.

Pthag wisps: I just remember ASDIC because it sounds rude.

Rigneoir wisps: Are there any Mano Rossa about who could help me?
Chimara wisps: Get naked? Many!
Rigneoir wisps: Er, to buy a bottle of hair oil, actually.

PeeKAtreus wisps: I enjoy eating tacos for 6-10 hours a day, and would if I could.

Tubby wisps: Alas, Doom3 was my purchase-of-the-year. And it was totally wasted :(
Seirou wisps: NYAHA

PeeKAtreus wisps: But one might come up with a crazy theory that my jiu jitsuing is preparation to kill bears in the wild.

Emrys wisps: the problem gwil is you don't need 10000 park rangers
PeeKAtreus wisps: As awesome as I will get at wrestilng bears to the ground adn then choking them to death, I doubt I could manage to feed them all.

PeeKAtreus wisps: Effendi, my camel has five broken knees, and I believe a rhinocerous with bowel problems has sat upon your chair. Surely, a discount is in order.

Tubby wisps: Now, I know I'm a little behind on the times but...
Tubby wisps: Carl Barron for Pope!

Vire wisps: I never realised how effective fire is at warming my feet.

Tubby wisps: My sister just rang me "Dont hang up, I'm seeing if I can get a 3-way chat going"
Tubby wisps: "You woke me up for that?" "Shut up and wait"

Pthag wisps: Cats have not lips to say /p/ and nor a tongue to say /T/ or /g/
Jeremiah wisps: MY cat has both lips and a tongue.....yours sounds deformed!
IaTeMYCaT wisps: cats have tongues

Vire wisps: Because my left nostril is slightly runny, but my right isn't, so I sniffled and it felt like my head was about to fall off of my right shoulder. :-(

Updated 1st of August 2005

Vernes wisps: what is the cause of these craters?
Wicaysa wisps: me
Seirou wisps: BOOM
Taffyd wisps: boom boom

Kefka wisps: its times like these when you cant help but thinking the world would be so much better if you just killed a whole bunch of people

Faye wisps: The squirrel has to come down now, the sun is out. He either gets eaten by magpies or baked alive. I know which I'd prefer.
(-Baked squirrel does sound tempting...)

Pakaran wisps: don't make fun of Michael Jackson, he exemplifies the american dream. Where else in the world can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Pthag wisps: I remind you that even though the guinea pig is not a pig, pigs are still abominations before Allah.

Shintaro wisped: Ooh, it's laugh at the ugly MUDers time!
Gwydion wisped: We have to set aside a time?

Molloy wisps: I sometimes have dreams in which I make jokes that are so funny that I wake myself up laughing.

Pthag wisps: I doubt your monkeys.

Proeliator wisps: the good thing about my desktop computer is that, unlike a laptop, it nevers burns my balls

Pthag wisps: That's why I have this inflatable fellow.

Tubby wisps: I know my dads crazy...
Tubby wisps: Unsure if its passed onto me yet. I know I can be sadistic at times...but still :)
Seirou wisps: You do know that we're just being polite and don't often mention your bouts of mindless gibbering and frothing?

GlennRidge wisps: Well, let's all wet ourselves over it.
Edouard wisps that he does so.
Kefka wisps: waaaay ahead of you
Shintaro wisps: God.
GlennRidge wisps: Oh yes, moist, warm and slightly sticky. The party's really jumping now.

Tubby wisps: I cant find any emo names on my MSN list because I've renamed them all to "OMG, I SUCK AND I CRY AT NIGHT"

(inertia) Nat Belmont: say I agree, the turnips should be good this season.
(inertia) Nat Belmont: You exclaim: Ook! Eeek! OOOK! Ook! EEEK! Ook! Ook! Eeek! EEEK! Ook! EEEK! OOOK! EEEK! OOOK! EEEK! EEEK! EEEK!
(inertia) Arwyn der Nachtflaum muffles Nat with a turnip.

Ror wisps: heh "The flower lady hits you in the left foot with an uppercut."
Wicaysa wisps: very small lady

Lanfear wisps: I'm cold :(
Lanfear wisps: Maybe I should put clothes on.

Proeliator wisps: i wonder if car safety experts know that cars are a lot safer when people are driving instead of crash test dummies...
(-If they say that, they're out of a job.)

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter watches the npc she killed die 300 times.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: cool.

Kaea knows everyone is having problems - please don't tell me about them just now, I'm completely overwhelmed
(-So it's okay to tell us about your problems?)

Pthag tells you: By looking outside, I see that the nasty sun-man is hiding underground, so he will not bite.

ShintaroII wisps: Since I only had time to glance over the tells that were sent to me, could I ask who it was who just suspended me? :)
Drakkos wisps: It was me
ShintaroII wisps: Cheers
Drakkos wisps: You're welcome. :-P

Nokomis hugs the tabby cat.
The tabby cat purrs contentedly.
Nokomis goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue.
(-You don't touch the cat.)

(Priests) Thoin wisps that he blinks. 'A rangy Tsortean soldier is standing here. You prepare to attack the rangy Tsortean soldier. You perforate the rangy Tsortean soldier's neck with one of your elegant stilettos. The rangy Tsortean soldier thrusts at you with his javelin but you easily dodge out of the way. Cannot find "soldier", no match.'...and he's simply gone...no leave message, he's not in any adjacent rooms...just vanished.
(-You have entered...the Twilight Zone.)

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i want to be on blind date. that would amuse the nation.

(inertia) weary: we need a "rumours" board
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: you mean like the slab?
(-No, rumours are sometimes true.)

(Priests) Woom wisps that he loves Aikanaro.
(-But this is so sudden...)

(Priests) Pythium wisps: It's the same as my monkey not being allowed to come to the HP lounge since he's not a HP.

Victor the monkey is swept in from the west by the current.
Victor the monkey points.
Victor the monkey is swept northwest by the current.

Holy Elera Rose says: Dickens will be 'retired'
You say: You're going to kill him. :O
Holy Elera Rose says: you'll keep quiet about it if ya don't want ta shawe his fate
Holy Elera Rose says: da Pishe churf offers crappy pensions. Ya don't want dat
Hurry sniggers.
You eek.
Holy Elera Rose throws back her head and cackles with glee.
Holy Elera Rose sneaks west.

(inertia) Michel D'Deridex squeezes Aikanaro's udders sensuously.

Monika wisps: I hate that. I hate going outside and seeing my car covered in tree sex.

(inertia) Nat: Okay. I made sweet sweet netlove to this person. :)
(inertia) Siriol: That is funny.
(inertia) Nat: and... afterwards, her friend logged back in.
(inertia) Nat: in the room we were in. :P
(inertia) Nat: actually, now that I say it, it doesn't seem quite as funny anymore, but I'm still laughing. :)
(inertia) Nat: I wonder if I've had too much to drink. :)
(inertia) Nat: I bet this is one of the things I'm going to remember the next day and really regret. :)

Licentious wisps: ive saved up money for a rainy day, now i dont know what to do with it
Tique wisps: buy an umbrella.
Minnie wisps: buy an umbrella?

(inertia) Nat Belmont: I thunk I'm too drunk to mud safely.
(inertia) Nat Belmont: thonk*
(inertia) Nat Belmont: think&&
(inertia) Tique Timer: pssst.
(inertia) Tique Timer: "quit" :)

Tari leaves the game.
Kefka Nightingale makes a tari kissy face.
Kefka Nightingale ponders.
Kefka Nightingale kisses you instead.

Gwydion wisps: That explains the odious lasagne policy of the seventies...
(-Nothing explains the odious lasagne policy of the seventies.)

Beale wisps: Indeed, one of the great unwritten rules of Discworld is that you're not allowed to cause the end of the world with aliases.

Aikanaro wisps: Yes, Dungeons and Dragons was awful.
Alleya wisps: My mind actually wiped out how bad it was in self-defence. Then when we tried to mystery science theatre it I had to run out of the room

Ruic wisps: Oh, and then I had to take care of several small children today.
Ruic wisps: That was a horrible experiance all around, I'm never having children.
GlennRidge wisps: You should!
GlennRidge wisps: They make a tasty snack!
Beale wisps: They're totally not worth the effort of preparing, though.

Taffyd wisps: and writing beans gets very tedious. It's far easier to just eat someone else's.

(inertia) Mina: There. Now I can say that "My room is the one with the goats on the door.

Nayeli wisps: there are so few opportunities to yell out "gigantic penis" i find.

PeeKAtreus wisps: "Why, papa Atreus, are you banned for life from the Vatican?"
PeeKAtreus wisps: "Uh, because I shouted, "I NEED MORE COWBELL!!" at the Pope and it turns out they don't like that so much."

Gnash wisps: Anyone up for a group?
Dagorsul wisps: ohh a bit of Spice Girls would do me nicely

Mascarada wisps: if you get a corpse and remove all the body bits, why is it still there?

Tique wisps: It's all in the DNA
Tique wisps: (National Dyslexic's Association)

Gnash wisped: I dunno, I've been told I'm too anal about these things.
Talven wisped: No, I think you misunderstand the phrase "You're an anus".

Minnie wisps: well, when a mummy bear and a daddy bear love each other very much they ask a creator to code them a baby bear

Holy Elera Rose says: don't make me take off my bathrobe

Mascarada wisps: i breed asexually.

Nayeli wisps: baby eating camel sadist.

(Pishe) Dhuinn wisps: Haha! "You hear a faint voice in your head: Dhuinn! It's the white bathing suit. I'm currently in the hot tub."
(Pishe) Dhuinn wisps: i think my swimming costume's trying to seduce me

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: sometimes the web boards don't realise that i've read posts, that's fun and exciting.

(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: You have a new bug reply from Loutre.
(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: excitment!
(inertia) Loutre Partridgeberry: i wonder what it says!

(Priests) Dhuinn wisps: i have invented a great fantasy character.
(Priests) Dhuinn wisps: nana nana nana nana DUCK GIRL!
(Priests) Dhuinn wisps: A girl by day, a duck by night.
(Priests) Tixal wisps: Is she hot?
(Priests) Dhuinn wisps: Her powers are... well, turning into a duck.
(Priests) Pius wisps: well, I'd buy the comic!
(Priests) Pius wisps: how about a sonic quack that can break down walls?

(Pishe) Pius wisps: the bears are still in the canals!
(-The eggs are in the basket! I repeat! The eggs are in the basket! Over!)

(Priests) Seirou wisps that he accuses Dhuinn of being an owl.
(Priests) Dhuinn wisps that she confesses miserably
(Priests) Seirou wisps that he rewards the confession with a fresh mouse.
(Priests) Dhuinn wisps that she guzzles it greedily and then regurgitates the skeleton, whole.

Perseus wisps: DIE
Aradi wisps: OH GOD
Seirou wisps: GAG already!
Stormweaver wisps: Wow.
Aradi wisps: WHAT IS THIS
Ruic wisps: That's not as bad as I remember it.
Talven wisps: BLAMBLAMBLAM
Terela wisps that she laughs.
Vire wisps: YAY!!!
Marquis wisps: The swedish flag.
Chowmein wisps: Skye, j00 suck.
Ruic wisps: Last time I saw it it was alot bigger.
Talven wisps: BLAM YOU TO HELL!

(Pishe) Pius wisps: hmmm, is being bitten repeatedly by a vampire bad?

(Priests) Milly wisps that she slaps herself silly.

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: OH NO, DOOM

Proeliator wisps that he tries to roll his eyes and fails.
Proeliator wisps that he keeps his eye still and rotates his body instead.

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: "let's take x away cos it's stupid" "it'll piss people off though" "haha even better"

PeeKAtreus tells you: You've let down the Brotherhood Of Wizards Whose Name Begins With A.

[Pthag enters Discworld -- needs no introduction]
Pthag tells you: This is mildly interesting. I am going to say a naughty word.
Pthag tells you: Fuck.
Pthag tells you: Oh. He lied.
[Pthag leaves Discworld -- needs no introduction]

Pthag flaps its flapper at you.

haol wisps: Luckily you were in the perfect place to clean it off.

Talven wisps: You feel better at parrying the blows of heavy-handed law enforcers.

ParANoia wisps: Never fear, Paranoia is here!
Aradi wisps: Hooray, it's Paranoia.
GweEdO wisps that she ph33rs

Pthag wisps: I'm sure lots of Japanese people are boring and wear black suits even in bed.

Hitaki wisps: so quick survey whats everyone listening to right now? artists and track (its like the kind of forum topic i hate :P)
Pthag wisps: Cars going back and forth.
Pthag wisps: And the noise that the knife makes when I stick it on my ear and stroke it.

Talven wisps: Can I be your friend? We can paint eachothers toenails and braid eachothers hair and talk about boys! :D
Pthag wisps: Sounds fun.
Pthag wisps: I've never tried braiding my hair, to tell you the truth.
Sertorius wisps: have you tried braiding your toes instead?
Pthag wisps: Nor painting my nails. It will be an exciting experience for both of us.

Taffyd wisps: Leeda's been sending me files called moo.com all week.

Talven wisps: Microsofts idea of an "integrated software package" is 500 different pieces of code designed to stop you doing End Task, X-ing programs, shutting down, or turning the volume up.

Water from the cloud splashes over the decking but quickly soaks through the gaps in the floor.
Right below you, Reverend Dhuinn Rose yells: NEVER AGAIN!

Sammuel wisps: Did you know there was a Zulu version of google?
Minnie wisps: "Webpages! Thousands of them!"

(Priests) Dhuinn wisps that she grins widely whilst saying "We're all mad here!"
(Priests) Dhuinn wisps that she disappears entirely apart from the grin

Tasildur wisps: hhow do you tune a saxophone
Minnie wisps: hit it with a hammer
Aradi wisps: very carefully

Thalasso wisps: You know me well enough to know that even when I'm treating people with respect, I'm an ass.
Gnash wisps: That's true enough. Maybe you'll pull through.

Pthag wisps: It seems I have a title changer.
Pthag wisps: How exciting.
DeX wisps: They just turn up, dont they?

Ploosk wisps: ...the giraffe ate it
Klay wisps: that damn giraffe!
Ploosk wisps: exactly
Klay wisps: he's my nemesis!

Guinness wisps: what is the Apex Club?
Talven wisps: A place where porn appreciators can gather and share.
Wilbur wisps: hot diggity!

DeX wisps: They arent going to put a stick of celery in prison

GlennRidge wisps: Oh baby, he wants to make you a gelding! That's so hot!
GlennRidge wisps: DAMNIT
Aradi wisps: . . .
Seirou wisps: ...
Aradi wisps: ..
GlennRidge wisps: Mischat, get over it :P

GlennRidge wisps: Pingu! That guy is unbelievably oldschool.
Vire wisps: Fo shiz.

Kit wisps: I only joined this conversation because someone mentioned sex

Seirou tells you: You inspire FOAMY PEOPLE

(tgs) Nayeli al'Nighter: hehe.
(tgs) Nayeli al'Nighter: now to write my article
(tgs) Nayeli al'Nighter snorts.

Michel wisps: We were like those baby giraffes you see reintroduced to the wild to fend for themselves.
Michel wisps: You know. Tall.

IaTeMYCaT wisps: You open the playtesting door.
Grissom wisps: Oh noes! They found us :)

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: what should my cat's temperature be? she feels hot and i am going to abuse her.

Tique wisps that she is well-muscled and oily
Tengu wisps: slippery as a greased swine
Tique wisps: and almost as attractive

Fayte wisps: if a bird is a fish of the air, then what is a fish of the land?

Mathew wisps: Liaisons tend to like you to avoid the topic of molestation as much as possible, I believe.
Kalak wisps that he is stunned

Lotakai wisps: Hmm.. Can sleeping on a computer monitor give cats seizures?

(Of The Cross) Ochthuit: it's EATING my NECK
(Of The Cross) Pthag: The matter of Tique's cat is for another day.

Pthag tells you: Incidentally, the hayfever is hurting my eyes, so now I'm going to type with my eyes closed.
Pthag tells you: I think this is for the best.
Pthag tells you: Yeah, I'm glad you agree.

Eros wisps: Good. And if I ever catch you sending millions of innocent people to death camps, I will have such a word with your mother!
Raizel wisps: You weird little man.

Shabree wisps: I'm so tired but too lazy to move
Shabree wisps: and I'm standing here in brass neck considering jumping off the cliff for amusement

Chillinin wisps: i died!!
Chillinin wisps: or more recently, I'm alive again!
Seirou wisps: Why don't you try dying again, eh?

Talven wisps: Hes a sausage.
Seirou wisps: I thought I was a fork.

DeX wisps: All right. Me and Aikanaro are normal, you're all weird.
Pthag wisps: Am I normal?
Pthag wisps: I think if you two are, I ought to be.

Nayeli wisps: two years ago i was all "god stop saying americans are fat" because i was skinny.
Nayeli wisps: now i'm all yeah, fat fat fat, pass the fries. mmm.

Pingo wisps: Does anyone have a good page about introducing combs to orangutans?

EdiCt wisps: I like a nice eyeball and entrails bagel, with a glass of the blood of my enemies.

Stormgren wisps: But even if you stab someone six inches through the skull rather than nine inches, aren't they dead?
Nayeli wisps: that's not something you want to chance now, is it?

Talcier wisps: MSN stole my sausage!

Pthag wisps: You're a loon. Get in this wheelbarrow.

Envy wisps: EdiCt Frostfire exclaims to you: It's not just that. I also love your...uh...feet!
EdiCt wisps: Everyone knows I only said that to get you to sleep with me.

Basai wisps: Sotry of my life :(
Seirou wisps: I wish my life had a sotry.
Astohamas wisps that he wishes he had a life
Basai wisps: they are good without the failing

Nayeli wisps: i dated a scottish man once.
Nayeli wisps: we mostly discussed things like "wow, where the hell are we" and "whose pants are these?"

Seirou wisps that he is glad of his eternally unwashed socks. Could stop a bullet.
dalwyn wisps: do they clunk when you drop them?
Seirou wisps: ...drop them...?

IaTeMYCaT wisps: on my planet we have something similar to staples, we carbon freeze tubifex worms and then bend them at each end before using a hammer made from the bone of our mother's tail to put it into the thing that needs stapling
IaTeMYCaT wisps: live the dreanm
Stormgren wisps: Keen.
Pthag wisps: Ave tubifex maximus.

JoMamma wisps: My favorite is the one where she beat up the handicapped midget.
Nayeli wisps: shutupshutupshutupshutup.
Nayeli wisps: that midget started it.

Gitta wisps: I can bend spoons with my Gitta

Aeval wisps: The terrorists didn't like how free he looked on a bike.
GlennRidge wisps: Free? Those bike shorts can be quite restrictive!

Epic wisps: Jesus himself would rise again, just to laugh.

Mirri wisps: my cat once brought a dead badger.

Nayeli wisps: i was rather freaked out, i've never heard a racoon death-scream before.

Lanfear wisps: Teaching on Brown Islands :)
Stormgren wisps: I don't believe you, Lanfear.
Stormgren wisps: You're lying.

Nayeli wisps: it's getting so you can't knock down old ladies in the street without people expecting crap of you these days

Gnash wisps: My dinosaurs would engage in combat with each other for King of the Tub.
Gnash wisps: Of course, I was God of the Tub, so their struggle was rather meaningless.

Seirou wisps that he discovers a comic about a birthday party for a rubber chicken in a spaceship wherein the chicken is given a combi-harvester.
Pingo wisps: Couldn't they think of something more original?

Talven rubs his carroty goodness against you.

Envy wisps: 17 days till I live with the sexiest most awesomnest guy on earth
EdiCt wisps: I don't think there's enough room at mum's for you as well.

Gnash wisps: You have to wonder just how drunk sailors had to be to think manatees looked attractive.

Taffyd wisps: DANCE
SiIlaan wisps: o->-<

Kefka wisps: o--
Kefka wisps: its not funny, he's disabled :(

Pure Arwyn der Nachtflaum emerges from the shadows.
As Pure Arwyn der Nachtflaum flicks her hands downward, razor sharp claws extend from her fingertips.
Arwyn der Nachtflaum eyes you over.
Pure Arwyn der Nachtflaum exclaims: Hrmph!
Pure Arwyn der Nachtflaum blends into the shadows.

Butonfly wisps: if only youd asked that an hour ago
Mapan wisps: i wasn't on an hour ago
Butonfly wisps: yup, just keep heaping those coals upon your head

JoMamma wisps: a cute fluffy rabbit, a deadly fluffy hawk, a tabby cat, a proud black duck and a tall priest are standing here.
JoMamma wisps: ..there ought to be a law...
Rentra wisps: there ought to be a joke

JoMamma wisps: They... Bunnykins, Fluffy, Baby Greebo, and Count Duckula. these are there names. Sometimes, a person should be put down on principal
Abhishek wisps that he eeps
JoMamma wisps: or principle. since thats how you spell it
Rentra wisps: i have to agree with that
Argyll wisps: I'll third that

JoMamma wisps: Kinckers is the winner.
JoMamma wisps: She is the proud owner of this grossly named herd.

(Wizards) Xaoshu wisps: okay, I'm getting mixed messages from Runes
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: He wants you, go for it!
(Wizards) Xaoshu wisps: The Lecturer in Recent Runes encourages you. > The Lecturer in Recent Runes peers suspiciously at you.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Yeah, he's totally into you. Make your move.

Ilik wisps: Hoi, Tux I saw you stealing a crystal ball from Oceadith's Guild and I think they deserved it.
Tux wisps: thats what i said to oceadith and she didn't believe me

Nekkrist wisps: Devon doesn't love me :(
Nekkrist wisps: I huggled her and then she went invis!
Sined wisps: Devon cares about us all
Shippay wisps: I *might* have told her that you have hepatitis.

Spamspanker wisps: hah, I remember the first time someone hit me with a 4k impale.
Spamspanker wisps: mischat :P
Haunt wisps: did he treat you right?
Spamspanker wisps: yea, was a right gentleman

Shintaro wisps: "Hi, I'd like a small order of fi.me.sw" ?
Pingo wisps: Would you like ot.pe with that?

Morrigan wisps: anyone want to group with a budding pishite?
Aardwolf wisps: hmn, pishites reproduce like yeast. must make a note of that...

(Wizards) Spock wisps: devon, can you explain why it is changed?
(Wizards) Devon wisps: Nope. It's a Taffyd thing. You could ask him. :)
(Wizards) Devon wisps: I wouldn't :P

Iamoriginal wisps: "one of the dwarf gazelles searches for an axe", am I missing something?
Nayeli wisps: yes, a sense of humour.

Gnash wisps: I only cheat with my alt, Cheater McCheater.

Sinless wisps: Not saying that youre an idiotic spammy newbie, because I dont know you, jjust in general
Trippy wisps: Balls! Teeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Envy wisps: someone tell gnash to unignore me
Trippy wisps: Gnash, Envy said you're old and scant of breath.

IaTeMYCaT wisps: also how did he turn water to wine, that seems like a bunch of arse

(Wizards) Seth wisps: i don't mind the leather mini skirt and high heels, but damn it man do I have to wear the nipple clamps?

Nayeli wisps: "i'm not usually this ugly, it'll get better after i've bought you a drink."

Qufur wisps: You lasses should be glad we occasionally put a spoon in the dishwasher.

Reality wisps: I'll come over, I'm about to nip to tescos. I can come in, thump you and leave again
Clio wisps: this is foreplay

Veruca wisps: I like cheese
Pastian wisps: Wonderful.
Veruca wisps that she bows

Gnash wisps: You're *male*?
Mana wisps: not much there to be perfectly honest

(Wizards) Badgerhair wisps: Hmm. "Two interesting trolls are standing here." I find it hard to believe that even one troll can be interesting, let alone two.

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(Wizards) Shiam wisps: i see, is wonderful having a different meaning in wizardly society?
(Wizards) Seth wisps: wonderful=overpowered.
(Wizards) Vire wisps: It means "That would be helpful, useful, or both. This cannot go on."

(Wizards) Shiam wisps: wonderful! i do rather look forward to becoming a codgey old curmudgeon who extolls the virtues of laziness and a good nap
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: Look forward to it? With that kind of enthusiasm, you'll never get there.

Seirou wisps that he remembers he had something to foam about to Aikanaro, but the moment and the foam is lost.

(Wizards) Devon wisps: I'm thinking of starting a newbie wizard!

(Assassins) Pendrake wisps that he boggles and holds a cup under each ear while saying bibble repeatedly.

Atreyu wisps: can someone ask abhishek why he's ignoring me?
Gnash wisps: Name confusion. Both of your names begin with A and he wants to remember who he is.
Talven wisps: Ah, I get that all the time.
Talven wisps: Tempus has been on ignore for WEEKS.

Nayeli wisps: we at the green slab can promise not to blow any bodily fluids at you unless youw ant us to.

Serpent wisps: in OC every 5 years all the village idiots of the ramtops come down for a showdown to decide the villages idiot ;0
Nayeli wisps: it's also known as the pk war.

(Priests) Armadillo wisps: In the terrains, no one can hear you scream....
(Priests) Elera wisps: unless they're grouped with you

Updated 17th of September 2005

Chi wisps: Noone can match avril lavigne, she's a lyrical genious. Rhyming boy with boy like that
Chi wisps: and spelling it 'boi'
Chi wisps: brilliant

(Wizards) Tenjin wisps: I love L-Space.
(Wizards) Tenjin wisps: It makes me feel pretty.
(Wizards) Seth wisps: superb!

Lysol wisps: but I r perty.
Koryn wisps: Pervy?
Lysol wisps: woah there nelly.

GlennRidge wisps: Does THIS link have Mr T in it?

OMGLOLKTHXBY wisps: Will anyone pay me to delete my character?

Arwyn would like everyone to know that logging out right at this moment might not be a good idea. Do not try to do it now because I've mentioned it, because if you break horribly, I will point and laugh quietly to myself. (Really though, I love you all equally.) It's being looked at now though. Thank you for your patience and have a lovely day! :)

Wicilan wisps: While usually we would all stay happily connected for hours at a time, the fact that we can't leave is stressful.

Tique wisps: I suggest we use this confusion to our advantage and delete CWC

(Wizards) Faux wisps: My talker is ignoring some of the stuff I say :/
(Wizards) Emrys wisps: So am I

(inertia) Andrew: Nayeli, dear, I work for you, remember?
(inertia) Nayeli: exactly, which is why when we do an expose on how you mislead the masses i want you to write it

Thalasso wisps: I'm drunkg!
Vire wisps: How unusual!
Thalasso wisps: It's happy.
Barbazu wisps: im barbazu
Thalasso wisps: I'm in an oven.
Vire wisps: Hehe, you sure are! :-)

(Wizards) Dupre wisps: What's broken in the IIL? :)
(Wizards) Penguin wisps: Your mother.

(inertia) Beale al'Nighter: Deluding was meant to make items of Greatness, not "I renamed my backpack to 'Ass' lolzx0r".

GlennRidge wisped: Emrys, did you just fart?
Emrys wisped: yes
Emrys wisped: quite rudely
GlennRidge wisped: Awesome.
Emknaps wisped: i sense this conversation has hit it's pinacle

Taffyd wisps: But, lack of time/resources/real life (ceres & belle have a new baby) blah blah blah
Taffyd wisps: we do our best etc :p
Yukk wisps: What's up with that. Can't they get their priorities straight
Kefka wisps: yeah, they should make that baby code for them

SiIlaan wisps: Yup. A labourer slapping females on the bottom would be utterly unacceptable for our Grand Plan.
Asuma wisps: What if he was slapping males on the bottom?
Pthag wisps: That would work.
SiIlaan wisps: That would indeed be preferrable and outright welcome.

(cre) Tique cracks the whip
(cre) Ochthuit: ow.
(cre) Tique: miscrack

(cre) Miv: Bloody kids of today
(cre) Miv: We just took amphetamines and got on with it

Maelin wisps: Anybody speak French?
Sidious wisps: non.

(Wizards) Seth wisps: Tempus! Come to London Zoo tomorrow, we can abuse monkies!
(Wizards) Tempus wisps: Tempus don't do zoo

(Thieves) Sachiel wisps: I love necrophilia, but I hate those awkward silences...

(Assassins) Rini wisps: OMG, someone has a last name as 'cuddlebunny' think I could get Andrew's last name changed to 'SnuggleBum'?
(Assassins) Erianthe wisps: I doubt that. Very very much.
(Assassins) Mio wisps: Andrew SnuggleBum?
(Assassins) Tique wisps: Onnit

Gnash wisps: If you gave me a relativistic spoon I could take out the Earth.

(Wizards) Devon wisps: Blarg my fucking tea is cold :( *stares at skye*
(Wizards) Devon wisps: oh crap :P

Gnash wisped: Sandra Smith of Baton Rouge walked through the parking lot with a 12-pack of Bud Light under each arm. “I came down here to get my daughters,” she said, “but I can’t find them.”
Gnash wisped: I think she'll be fine with the beer, though.

Pthag wisps: Ancient Hindu sexual practice, Nazi secret weapon, cabbalistic plot or personal hygeine substance?

(Assassins) Grolsch wisps: Schtop, it's not reddy yet. Hallo my crayzee friends, it is I, Grolsch, here on yet anover crayzee week of talk.

Gaelen wisps: type pull brain out
Adalmin wisps: Ahah! I have it!

(cre) Devon: You did too
(cre) Reality: Not.
(cre) Devon: Tell her Arwyn.
(cre) Arwyn: Don't make me pull this car over.

(cre) Stoze: Lucifer the cute fluffy sheep appears out of the ground. Lucifer the cute fluffy sheep says with a Genuan accent: baa burp burp burp baaaa standing here. Lucifer the cute fluffy sheep disappears in a puff of smoke.
(cre) Stoze peers.

Blaked wisps: what skills do i need to advance to become not a privy cleaner?
Lucifer wisps: Not cleaning toilets. I made that mistake once.

Vashti wisps: I was about to ask how long I'd been gone.
Esgyll wisps: Is this where we say "You've always been gone", Vashti?
Esgyll wisps that she is here to help.
Vashti wisps: I would cry if you said that, Esgyll

(Wizards) Vortex wisps: there is no such thing as a grounded witch
(Wizards) Vortex wisps: they're all quite mad

(Thieves) Datachi wisps: oh no, that was EDIBLE underwear... tasty they were too, though i had a hell of a time bending over like that

(Thieves) Whippet wisps: you can also "palm womble from backpack", if you have a womble in your backpack.

(dwgo) Langrisser of Silence: I knew there was something I kept forgetting to do this past week!
(dwgo) Tique Tique BOOOM: bathe?
(dwgo) Langrisser of Silence: ...Make that two things.

(Thieves) SoapySmith wisps: I have decide that, as a safecracker, I will concentrate on developing my axe skills. Since I am not allowed to crack safes in the normal fashion, I will beat them with an axe until money drops out.

(Assassins) Tique wisps: HeHe wisps: haha :P
(Assassins) Tique wisps that he will keep that forever

(Wizards) Klikli wisps that she trips over stylishly
(Wizards) Cid wisps that he admires Klikli's falling over capabilities.

(Wizards) Vire wisps that he eats a marketplace.

Tique wisps: Does my bandwidth look big in this?

(Thieves) Krave wisps: Good evening, Mister Crowley. May I take your hat and goat?

(Assassins) Domingo wisps: sup?
(Assassins) Andrew wisps: No thanks, I just ate.

(inertia) Furfur: Entertain me, I have to go back to work in half an hour
(inertia) Terrence Lamont stabs.
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: better?
(inertia) Furfur: Stab me more

Vaell wisps: Quick, someone kill him and take his ears.

Pthag wisps: It's small, but look how it grew.

(Playtesters) Devon wisps: I got warts on the end :(

(Playtesters) Klikli wisps: may I ask something?
(Playtesters) Lexx wisps: Heavens no.

(cre) Skye: Gah assassins have taken over this board.
(cre) Skye: Oh, it's the assassins board, nevermind.

FatMan wisps: go wodan!
Hiyama wisps: let's castrate him as part of an experiment ;)
Wodan wisps: yeah!

GlennRidge wisps: Ha ha, 'Set us up the bomb!' I get it!!!!!!!!!1

(Thieves) SoapySmith wisps: I just shoplifted a garden gnome. I find that quite amusing
(Thieves) Aikanaro wisps: The garden gnome, I expect, finds it less amusing.
(Thieves) SoapySmith wisps: It can be friends with the cuddly feef doll i liberated.
(Thieves) Vryl wisps: dont forget to take it for walks now and again
(Thieves) Stickydog wisps that she impersonates a gnome: "I say, Travelocity never told me THIS would happen!"

(Assassins) Armando wisps: Do I look like a Genuan thug ?
(Assassins) Armando wisps: Think before you answer, young man.

iaTemycaT wisps: does her penis have a beard?

(cre) Dasquian: It's a fucking bear, Lucifer, why would it have BDSM uniform? It's more concerned with where the next fish is coming from
(cre) Dasquian: Jesus.

(cre) Lucifer: We would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that screwy RAM
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 2 thecondth.
Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now!

Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 41 thecondth. Go away!
(Wizards) Nat wisps that he runs away screaming.

(Thieves) Ashonyte wisps: I went to Germany on the other hand, and spoke German to an old woman who had no idea what I was saying
(Thieves) Ashonyte wisps: And turned out to be english

(Thieves) Calagan wisps: Kordane hasn't had cross gender sugery as far as I'm aware.
(Thieves) Kordane wisps: How closely have you looked?

(Thieves) Whippet wisps: I always seem to dodge better if I'm wearing my lucky socks.

Seirou wisped: A pity we don't understand you, Athame.
Kaolla wisped: i understand h3r.
Athame wisped: you've never understood me seirou
Athame wisped: we are like a married couple in that way :P

(Assassins) Armando wisps: Then again, I'm not a proper Assassin.
(Assassins) Armando wisps: I'm a complete and total bastard.

(sur) Morphic: ok who wants to volunteer to help me with effects?
(sur) Tique: Dasquian.
(sur) Skye: Dasquian.
(sur) Aikanaro: Dasquian.
(sur) Ochthuit: Tique.
(sur) Ochthuit: I mean, Dasquian.
(sur) Aikanaro: There's always one.
(sur) Skye: I quiver everytime I say the name Dasquian.
(sur) Dasquian: Goddamnit I go to the fucking toilet for two fucking minutes

(cre) Skye: Has anybody had an abortion here??
(cre) Drakkos: I have.
(cre) Drakkos: Well, performed one.
(cre) Drakkos: Well, sort of.
(cre) Kaea: . . .
(cre) Drakkos: It was a dare that got out of hand.

GlennRidge wisps: All is forgiven, Warrax! Just never mention the hat again.
Warrax wisps: I had a hat, once.
Warrax wisps: It was a very fine hat.
Seirou wisps: I don't think I've ever had a hat. A couple of caps when I was a kid, but that's it...
Warrax wisps: It had a button.

Tique wisps: GREAT BIG ROTTWEILLERS

Mikki wisps: ANGLERS - Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and 'fish' for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day

Sulphurous wisps: I love crabs! I'm eating crab cakes!
Seirou wisps that he scuttles away from Sulphurous.

Nayeli wisps: when you're coding an NPC and you want to make their stats reflect the fact that they're fat, you give them huge con.
Nayeli wisps: so wizards... etc.
Gaelen wisps: define a huge con?
Kefka wisps: nigerian money scam

Gaelen wisps: mxp should be taken out the back and tied up to see how long it lasts without food or water

Updated 19th of October 2005

Rudylla wisps that she bats her eyelashes in a slightly disturbing way.
Esgyll wisps that she launches 1000 ships into Rudylla's face.

Punarina the cute fluffy sheep says to Ancient Tempus Plavalaguna: baa, baa be baa baaaad sheep

Dweiron asks: Can I get you a drrink, Mrr Hashshel Hoff?
Mr Hassel Hoff exclaims: Of course, anything for a fan!

Master Nat Belmont skillfully serenades Scholarly Elanor the Wise with a light but passionate ballad of love-lorn maidens locked behind nunnery walls on his dark glossy lute.
Scholarly Elanor the Wise trips up.

The net dead statue of Mr Vachel arrives from the north.
The net dead statue of Mr Vachel looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on his face.
Nvader Piano prods the net dead statue of Mr Vachel.

Toli wisps: sorry to interrupt, but I have a serious scientific problem.
Dishrag wisps: 3.1416
Aradi wisps: 42.
Ochthuit wisps: When a man loves a woman very much . . .

(Assassins) Armando wisps: Ahh, the scent of the late summer's blossom drifting into my humble abode..
(Assassins) Armando wisps: The sound of laughter from small children outside..
(Assassins) Armando wisps: .. I should close the door.

(Assassins) Sunbeam wisps: This game discriminates against those who are terrible at playing it.

(Assassins) Armando wisps: Tonight, I shall be preparing a piece of chicken filet. I shall marinade it, spice and then bake it gently for a while till it's all nice and done all over. To accompany it, a light salad with salt and pepper and some baked potatoes.
(Assassins) Armando wisps: Afterwards, I shall indulge myself in a small bowl of delicious apple-sorbet.
(Assassins) Sunbeam wisps: well the potatoes sound nice.

(Assassins) Erianthe wisps: Sleffie has magic knickers.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps that he strokes his sizzling charcoal coloured satin magic knickers.

(Thieves) Amaethon wisps: "Large flail, Small shrub Wise owl, Man with pot, Large flail." Words to live by.

iatemycaT wisps: tell me more about the cats
Seirou wisps: Furry, cat ears, tail.

Taffyd wisps: aptitude does nothing that apt-get and apt-cache can't do for me.
Dishrag wisps: Its 530am, and what you people are saying doesn't resemble english. this is not a fair trick to play.

(Wizards) Shawga wisps: Well, people were talking about extra attachments from the Transformation spells.
(Wizards) Klikli wisps that she gasps at Shawga
(Wizards) Klikli wisps that she goes behind a tree to check

(sur) Dasquian: Arrr, ye'll speak like a pirate today or ye'll be keelhauled, ye scurvy bilge rat
(sur) Morphic: i will?
(sur) Dasquian: Arrrrrr

(Priests) Rila wisps: As you bind your wrists, you learn something new about combat trauma.

(cre) Dasquian: Some say that using rouge on a donkey is inhumane... I say I'm just helping the donkey be all it can be

(Wizards) Seth wisps: in other news. My Doctor is not a gentle man.

WombleBrooch wisps that he wombles around aimlessly as if looking for someone

(sur) Ochthuit: Bing.
(sur) Tique: profound.
(sur) Ochthuit: Well, I try to convey a message.
(sur) Ochthuit: You can really feel the angst in the way I say "Bing"
(sur) Tique: Sublime.

(cre) Gin: 'The deluision as to the protection afforded by woolen undergarments becomes daily more evident'
(cre) Gin: My god, it does!

MCDappa wisps: I don't have a job because I like to pretend I'm gay, and no one will employ me for it

(cre) Ochthuit: gone are the days that you couldn't see cats in sinks.
(cre) Kana: Or had to wait until your own cat went to lie in the sink.
(cre) Kana: And mine never do :(

Ochthuit wisps: Why procrastinate now when you can procrastinate later?

Gwydion wisps: I tortured that lemon, but it wouldn't tell me the answers to any of the quests.

iatemycaT wisps: my hamsters are stupid, they climb upside down in their cage to the highest point and then drop... THUD
iatemycaT wisps: I get the feeling they are trying to kill themselves

(Priests) Jeremiah wisps: bug object hurricane - This is uberpowerful and needs to be downgraped

Nayeli wisps: i was just looking for an excuse to say anal warts.

Nayeli wisps: i am indeed a cow, but a truthful cow!

Rentra wisps: i'm taking you all with me when i commit suicide

iatemycaT wisps: I had a cat once
Esgyll wisps: Was it a fine cat?

iatemycaT wisps: Everytime I sniff Nayeli
iatemycaT wisps: I can smell the fear!
Nayeli wisps: go pk and.. oh, that's convenient.

Rentra wisps: i'm a drunken elitist so sue me

(cre) Aikanaro: Did Peter Andre play tennis?
(cre) Dasquian: No, that was Boris Becker.
(cre) Aikanaro: Wasn't Boris Becker a politician?
(cre) Aikanaro: Or was that Michael Jordan.
(cre) Dasquian: No, that was Robin Cook.
(cre) Aikanaro: Robin Cook used to be a sailor, you know.
(cre) Tique: He stole from the rich and gave to the poor
(cre) Dasquian: I think you're thinking of Captain Birds Eye.
(cre) Tique: and Seaman Staines
(cre) Ochthuit: isn't that popeye?

(Thieves) Spontiff wisps: Obscure Xaoshu flaps his arms and moves about while beeping.
(Thieves) Spontiff wisps: these wizards are disconcerting at times...

(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: You kids in the back start playing nice *right now* or I'm pulling this Guild over to the side of the road and we'll all go home instead of to Happy-Happy-Land!

(Thieves) Paddy wisps: Nah, we can pull off some kind of daring escape.
(Thieves) Paddy wisps: Possibly involving wearing womens clothing, if we're lucky....
(Thieves) Sachiel wisps that he hums 'The Great Escape'
(Thieves) Valenio wisps: Hell, I'd be happy with just the women's clothing. It's not greatly important if I don't get to escape.

(Thieves) Valenio wisps: Woah. Just had a trippy idea. You could have like a red talker, and a blue talker, then have those 3D glasses and experience the thieves channel in 3D

Gwydion wisps: Aquatic ninja. So that is why the Mongol invasion failed.

Ciso wisps: What's Dasquian like in bed?
HaloJ wisps: great
HaloJ wisps: he is a very considerate lover
Dasquian wisps: Generally I am asleep, or trying to get to sleep.

HaloJ wisps: I often dream of stabbing people, or shooting people (especially after playing CSS), or just generally beating people up, is that what you mean by mental
HaloJ wisps: mischat

Dasquian wisps: If you heard about an elephunt with a prehensile trunk it probably means it was hairy, or eating bananas with it

Gwydion wisps: Ack, having come back from being afk, I can't believe I spent 2 minutes reading about monkey thumbs.

(Playerkillers) Ciso wisps: Humm.
(Playerkillers) Ciso wisps: I have no need for feet.

(cre) Kana: Fucking cat.
(cre) Dasquian: TMI

(cre) Miki: i'm a bloke now? :(
(cre) Miki is sad nobody told her
(cre) Lucifer: That's the least of your worries, SONNY JIM.

(Assassins) Mikki wisps: outside of the newbie chat channel the disc can feel very "this is our MUD and we don't want you here", put simply
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: How dare you think that.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Get out of here.

Laurent wisps: we don't want facts, we have poop jokes!

(Playtesters) Emrys wisps: ok, I am an idiot sometimes
(Playtesters) Emrys wisps: there I said it!
(Playtesters) Miki wisps: sometimes? :P

(Of The Cross) Mathew DeLaCroix: Life can't be all trolling and gibberish. Even the best of us have to take time off occasionally.

Wilhelmina wisped: I went to the Quirm College for Young Ladies and Gender-Confused Megalomaniacs, and we didn't hold with that sort of thing. Anyway, that's how I met Paladine.
Wilhelmina wisped: Yes, he looked rather fetching in the uniform, as I recall.
Wilhelmina wisped that she daydreams.

Penguin wisps: WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

iatemycaT wisps: I never thought I'd see a man dressed up as a penis breakdancing on MTV

(Wizards) Kaine wisps: whoever designed that library is obviously the illegitimate love child of Stalin and Hitler
(Wizards) Klikli wisps: I did not know one of them was female
(Wizards) Palle wisps: It's Stalin - the mustache gives her away :)

A'Tuin cries out: Too heavy, I need to put the Disc down for a moment.
Offler the Crocodile God wishes you to know: The mud is rebooting in ten minutes.
iatemycaT wisps: he's faking it
iatemycaT wisps: I can tell

(Wizards) Gaelen wisps: are you a starship captian?
(Wizards) Gaelen wisps that he woos
(Wizards) Seth wisps: yes, i am a starship captain.
(Wizards) Gaelen wisps: how is things in the nutrual zone?
(Wizards) Seth wisps: windy

(Priests) Inrau wisps: I was stupefied by the text "You need a two hands to perform this ritual." Wondering if I'd lost an arm or something without noticing..

Baggy wisps: Banging two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.
Baggy wisps: Clip-clop, clip-clop.
Rigneoir wisps: Eh?
Nikov wisps: sounds like someone banging together two pistachio nutshells

Rigneoir wisps: What does your cutlass say?
Baggy wisps: My cutlass remains silent. Like a tomb.

(inertia) Shabree al'Nighter: your favorite slut has arrived!
(inertia) Githan: Where??!?
(inertia) Terrence Lamont: Ooer.
(inertia) Laurent du Valon: i was already here, bitch

(inertia) Laurent du Valon: That's awesome. Who doesn't want to fuck a vampire without a black ribbon...
(inertia) Laurent du Valon: ....
(inertia) Aikanaro: ...
(inertia) Laurent du Valon: ... lalala

iatemycaT wisps: You try to eat the large duck, but it's just too large to fit in your mouth.
iatemycaT wisps: damn you large fuck
iatemycaT wisps: oops
Gnash wisps that he stares.
iatemycaT wisps: I really did mean to write duck
iatemycaT wisps: I swear

(Wizards) Seth wisps: i feel honoured that Tempus's mouse is getting his end away on my nose hair.
(Wizards) Tempus wisps: You see... that is why he I do not whip out my rodent more often.

Halzob wisps: I run a money-rehabilitation clinic! I help it readjust to the wild, bring it to me

Gabriel wisps: I just ate a cat. Ew.
iatemycaT wisps: dude you're sick

Pthag wisps: It is sinful to buy alcohol and optical media on the Lord's day.

(Wizards) Mono wisps: Perhaps you could idea a new syntax?
(Wizards) Vire wisps: Yeah, if I wasn't too busy trying to hang myself using a coffee cup.

Learned Rhodan of Flanders asks Swat the giant fruitbat: Truth or dare?

Leviano wisps: anyone here applied to them before?
Leviano wisps: Camp America...not the army that is
Niakeeh wisps: a friend of mine has
Fraze wisps: have you seen him since ?

(Wizards) Klikli wisps that she goes for a cold shower
(Wizards) Gahers wisps that he passes the soap.
(Wizards) Klikli wisps that she is startled to find Gahers in the same shower
(Wizards) Gahers wisps: Due to lack of funding, this is my office. But please continue.

Wodan wisps: go trustee and say that!

Laurent wisps: I named one of my body parts after Aikanaro.

Penguin wisps: What's the most durable clothing now?
Paddy wisps: Solid lead

(Priests) Mascarada wisps: My barbed wire underwear will keep me cool.

Receiving text from Tique.
] Seth Fiat Justitia tells you: well you know me Tique... much like the salmon
] returning upstream to spreadh his love custard amoungst the ladies... i
] like to swim against the tide :P

Nayeli wisps: our hobbies include but are not limited to worshipping satan under the full moon with the aid of some chicken wire, a goat and a large bucket of lard, golf and playing cards on wednesdays.

Abhishek wisps that he wonders about Hagi's sanity
Hagi wisps: Now!
Hagi wisps: You should go to bed now!
Hagi wisps: It is late!
Bathoffina wisps: I'm sure our Hagi doesn't have any sanity left :P

 

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