Here are some humorous thoughts:
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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Heck is where you go when you don't believe in Gosh.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
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May I ask who's Colleen?
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