Episode
eight: "Ate Shawi and the Hundred Hand Slap of Doom"
DAY TWO! |
We find the enstranged friends heating up in their respective strifes...
Darwin: "Sazon. Why did you try to hit me baby one more time?" Darwin: "I didn't see you, but I saw him." Sazon: "Whatever. I will now only ally with Onas and Rabs. They are the better." Darwin: "I bet you di kayo tatagal niyan." Sazon: "I bet you ten pesos that I am gonna wins." Sazon pulls out a black wallet from his pocket. As soon as he opens the wallet, Darwin spots something... Darwin: "Tinanggal mo na picture ko! Sino nang nandiyan... ay... si Bart. PINAGPALIT MO AKO KAY BART!!!"
Sazon: "Pinagpalit mo ako kay Boss! Tsaka anong Bart? HEART!" Glenn: "Let's have another flashback... one that will take us back to the infancy of this show. From the first episode..."
Armand Sazon: "Yo Yao! Let's final two!" Darwin Yao: "Final two? But we are sixteen!" Sazon:
"I will pinch your nipple."
Glenn: "If that flashback didn't bring a tear to your eye... then you are not human... *sniff*" Rabs: "Ikaw, Jay... you can only prove your loyalty to me if you show me what's in your wallet... Rabs checks out Jay's wallet and sees a pic of...
Jay: "uhm..." Rabs: "You sak! We're over!" Glenn: "Another flashback, y'all reckon?"
Jay: "I'm falling even more in love with you... letting go of all I held on to..."
Rabs: "I'm standing here until you make me move... Jay, I'm hanging by
a moment here with you."
Glenn: "*Sniff* Anyway... back to the action..." Balle (aside to Jay): "Good thing di niya nakita yung nudes..."
Barix: "Guys, diba dapat masaya tayo dahil wala si Boss?" Onas: "Yay!" Erwin: "101!" Glenn: "Okay... that's much better... I guess. Let's check out how Boss is doing inside the Super Ferry." |
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