Episode eight: "Ate Shawi and the Hundred Hand Slap of Doom" 
DAY TWO!
 

We find the enstranged friends heating up in their respective strifes...

Darwin: "Sazon. Why did you try to hit me baby one more time?"

Sazon: "You never save me in flood. You save Boss."

Darwin: "I didn't see you, but I saw him."

Sazon: "Whatever. I will now only ally with Onas and Rabs. They are the better."

Darwin: "I bet you di kayo tatagal niyan."

Sazon: "I bet you ten pesos that I am gonna wins."

Sazon pulls out a black wallet from his pocket. As soon as he opens the wallet, Darwin spots something...

Darwin: "Tinanggal mo na picture ko! Sino nang nandiyan... ay... si Bart. PINAGPALIT MO AKO KAY BART!!!"

Sazon: "Pinagpalit mo ako kay Boss! Tsaka anong Bart? HEART!"

Glenn: "Let's have another flashback... one that will take us back to the infancy of this show. From the first episode..."



Armand Sazon: "Yo Yao! Let's final two!" 
  
Darwin Yao: "Final two? But we are sixteen!" 

Sazon: "I will pinch your nipple."


Glenn: "If that flashback didn't bring a tear to your eye... then you are not human... *sniff*"

Rabs: "Ikaw, Jay... you can only prove your loyalty to me if you show me what's in your wallet...

Rabs checks out Jay's wallet and sees a pic of...


        BALLEIGH!

Jay: "uhm..."

Rabs: "You sak! We're over!"

Glenn: "Another flashback, y'all reckon?"



Jay: "I'm falling even more in love with you... letting go of all I held on to..." 

Rabs: "I'm standing here until you make me move... Jay, I'm hanging by a moment here with you." 



Glenn: "*Sniff* Anyway... back to the action..."

Balle (aside to Jay): "Good thing di niya nakita yung nudes..."

Barix: "Guys, diba dapat masaya tayo dahil wala si Boss?"

Sazon: "Yay! Walang Boss!"

Onas: "Yay!"

Erwin: "101!"

Glenn: "Okay... that's much better... I guess. Let's check out how Boss is doing inside the Super Ferry."

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