Glenn Probst: "The sweat is now 10 feet high. The castaways have just awoken to discover that they are amidst a great flood. Damn Ke." 

Marts Burnett: "Glenn Probst and I are atop the whole scene in our helicopter. We're going to rescue as many castaways as we can. WE JUST CAN'T LET THEM GET THE BOOT THIS WAY!" 

Glenn: "Hey... that's..." 

Marts: "It's Joe! Good thing we can see his pogi face from afar." 

Joe Barix: "Thanks God. I am the save. Am I the wining of Survivor already?" 

Glenn: "Well... unless we find the others..." 

Joe: "Let us the gone!" 

Marts: "We have ten minutes of fuel left. I'm going to hover this chopper above the flood to see if we can save the others." 

Meanwhile... from the depths... 

Darwin: "AQUAMAN! Transform!"

Darwin Yao turns into the elusive Aquaman! Looks like he and Joe might be the final two... He swims... It seems as if he has seen someone else. Could it be Sazon, his alliance buddy? 

Darwin: "It's THE BOSS! I am going to save him." 

Boss: *glug glug glug* 

Darwin grabs the Boss and brings him to shore. Three castaways are now safe. 

Now, it seems as if the luck of one castaway has run out. 

Erwin: "I am rusting. Synttttaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx errorrr..." 

Erwin's ferrous body rusts and sinks to the depths. Is this the end of our beloved robot? Going back to the helicopter... 

Marts: "Hey look! It's Balle. He's sinking to his doom." 

Glenn: "Let's save him. He's another fan favorite." 

Marts: "But how? I have no ladder." 

Joe: "I am the know how to rescuing Balle." 

Joe Barix grabs a bottle of Sandolin... and rubs it on his... crotch. 

Joe: "Balle! Grab it!" 

Balle: "Thank God I am saved. I owe you one." 

Joe: "Correction--- you are the owe me fifteen minutes later in the CR." 

Balle: "Okay. *giggles*" 

Darwin saved Boss in his aqueous expedition a while ago, when we thought that he was looking to save Sazon. Thus... 

Sazon: "Oh no. I was the betrayal of my friendship. Darwin has exchange me for the Boss. Now I am sinking to the doom." 

Onas: "Wokey." 

Sazon: "Why are you the floating, Onas?" 

Onas: "Malay." 

Sazon: "Will you bringing me to the shores?" 

Onas: "Wokey." 

Sazon and Onas then start an excruciatingly slow journey to shore. Their safety is now ensured. 

I'm sure all of you are now asking... "Where is Jay and Rabs?" Well... here they are. 

Jay: "Rabs... we are sinking." 

Rabs: "Ugh... Paano na to?"
 

When suddenly, Jay spots the helicopter hovering around. 

Jay: "Ewan ko... Uy wait... is that Rachael Leigh inside that helicopter?" 

Jay dashes like a madman to the helicopter. 

Jay: "Aaaah! Di pala si Rachael Leigh!!! Si Balleigh!" 

Balle: "Hello." 

Barix: "Wassap. Don't worry Jay, you are now the safety with our present." 

Of course, one castaway is left alone... 

Rabs: "Arrr! My love has exchanged me for Balle! I'm just going to ride on Onas." 

And so, Rabs hops on Onas, along with Sazon. 

While riding on Onas... 

Sazon: "Bakit kaya inzenzoe yung pangalan ng tribe?" 

Rabs: "Onas paamoy nga ng hair." 

Onas: "Wokey. Paamoy din nung sa yo." 

Sazon: "Mag-amuyan na tayo." 

And so... it seems as if Erwin Fuentes is the sole victim of this tragedy. BUT WAIT... 

Erwin: "Huh? I am being whisked away to shore by a moving black object. Who are you?" 

Hamsfil: "Itago mo na lang ako sa pangalang Hamsfil." 

Erwin: "Diba patay ka na?"

Hamsfil: "Hindi, daplis lang yun." 

Now, everyone's safe and sound. But you might be asking... on what shore did they land on?