Episode
SIX: "I'm Leaving on a Goco Bus"
Day ONE |
Glenn Probst: "Both tribes are concerned about the upcoming merge next week. Now is the time to get rid of their strongest members or anyone who can be a threat. Let's see how this is affecting Rabs and Jay. It's been a while since we last heard of what's happening between them. Let's check em out!" |
Rabs: "Hi Jay." Jay: "Oy wazzup!" Rabs: "Nuh much... merge is coming soon na." Jay: "Yeah... and who knows, we might be out na." Rabs: "Yeah we're strong kasi eh." Jay: "Or maybe we will meet other people from the other tribe." Rabs: "Yes. It's time, baby." Jay: "One last time." Rabs: "Jay, are you drunk?" Jay: "I'm drunk..." Rabs: "..." Jay: "I drunk in luvvvv." Rabs: "Orayt. Let's go." Jay and Rabs disappear into the bushes. While they're doing whatever they're doing, A sneaky Pahgong surreptisiously creeps from behind. Tofi: "Wow, dood, they're like very happy. Osam! I can istil the juts in Rabang's stash." Glenn Probst: "Tofi steals 5 kg of juts from Rabang. The bastard. Hehehe... Let's check out the Koobah tribe." |
Aaron sits around a rock, alone. Without Jason, he doesn't have any more energy left inside of him. He even reflects on some things that are never meant to be reflected on... Aaron: "I wonder when David Pomeranz is gonna end his 'Philippine Tour'..." Er yeah... well, he gets startled as he sees a piece of cloth lying around the ground. Aaron: "Oh wait, what's that? It's a t-shirt! It's Jason's sando... Oh my gulay!" Aaron checks out the label of Jason's sando. He nods at what he saw. Aaron: "Oh yes... just as I thought... Made in Heaven." Meanwhile, at some distance...
Barix: "Yes. He is the isolated." Sazon: "Pare, si David Pomeranz, ba't ganun... di pa rin umaalis." Boss: "Illegal alien si gago." Barix: "Hahaha! Dito lang kasi sikat!" Yao: "He is hard." Sazon: "HARD? You look?" Yao: "No. He is hard to remove from Philippines." Sazon: "Ah yeah. You want a contest on longer?" Onas: "Woh-key." Canned laughter. Audience gives a hearty applause. Sazon: "But seriously, he is the isolated. We need him out before merge." Boss: "You will all vote for Aaron. The boss has spoken." Yao: "Orayt. You want us to lose the challenge intentional?" Onas: "Woh-key. Mahirap talagang magmahal ng syota ng iba." Glenn: "Well... it's RC time! Let's rock!" |
The
two tribes receive this message through tree-mail:
"Gray
matter might be rotting
Follow em onto the RC site.. |