Episode five: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"  
Day TWO, IC!
RC5: Bodily Fluids 

Glenn Probst: "Welcome, Koobah and Pahgong to another Immunity Challenge. This challenge is simple in concept, but quite complicated in execution. It's a Five-on-Five basketball game between the two tribes, there in the David Hall courts. The winners win immunity, and are thereby safe from tribal council. Koobah, since you have two extra members, you need to choose two who will sit in the bench." 

Boss: "Si Sazon at Barics." 

Sazon: "ANO??? Kami nga ni Baricaua yung dalawang pinakamagaling magbasketball sa tribe!" 

Boss: "So? You two, sit down and shatap because the Boss has spoken." 

Barics: "I protest! Bakit..." 

Boss: "Shatap when I'm talking to food! Shatap! Shatap! Shatap when I'm talking to food!" 

Glenn: "Okay, that's enough. Let's play. Survivors ready? Go!" 

Onas: "Woh-key." 

The game starts with the tip-off. Tofi and Aaron jump as the ball is thrown in the air. Aaron successfully tips the ball to Yao. 

Tofi: "P*(# lugi! Parang tipaklong yung kalaban ko sa jump-ball!" 

Tofi, upset, gives Aaron the "cool shove". Aaron retaliates with a knee to the balls. Both castaways get ejected from the game. 

Sazon: "Oh! Ayan, pwede nang pumasok?" 

Marts Burnett: "No. There are still four members per side. It's a fair game. Let's continue!" 

Yao inbounds the ball to Onas. As Onas catches the ball, Rabs swipes the ball from behind. As he dribbles the ball down the court, he hears a high-pitched sound. 

Sazon: "Rooooooollerskating rink! These woundddds they reappeaaaaaarrrrrr... Fearr Fernando Poe! Confusing what I seeeeeealed!" 

Rabs gets distracted and he slips out of bounds. Annoyed, he throws the ball at Sazon. 

Rabs: "Shatap!" 

Marts Burnett: "You get a Technical Foul! Make that two! Rabang, you're ejected!" 

Koobah has a one-man advantage on the court right now. Yao inbounds the ball to Onas. Onas suddenly drops the ball when Balle jumps on his back. 

Onas: "Ano ba!" 

Yao punches Balle. Balle, fuming, shoves Yao, who knocks Onas over. Onas inadvertently squashes Boss and Jason under him. 

Marts: *whistles* "Balle and Yao! You're ejected for conduct unbecoming of gentlemen! Jason and Boss are to be whisked off for multiple broken bones." 

Sazon: "Pwede nang pumasok?" 

Marts: "No! You and Barix will massage your two fallen teammates. Off to the locker room, you two!" 

There were three castaways left on the court. Jay, AKA Papa Johnny Abbarientos, Erwin, AKA Shaq and Onas AKA Iverson. 

 

Jay: "Onas... Miss mo!" 

Onas: "I challenge you on a race to Five points." 

Jay: "Okay. Good na. Take your shot boy." 

Onas hoists up a prayer from half court... and it goes in! 

Marts: "It's 3- Koobah, 0-Pahgong" 

Onas: "Masakit pa kamay ko niyan." 

Erwin inbounds the ball to Jay. Jay throws the ball up high and Erwin slams it home. 

Jay: "Onas! In yo' face!"

Erwin: "10011011!!" 

Marts: "It's a 3-2 game, folks." 

Onas dribbles down the court. He hoists up a lay-up... and it gets blocked. Erwin wiggles his finger in Onas's face. 

Erwin: "10011010!!" 

Erwin recovers the ball and he throws in to AJ, waiting by the three point line. AJ aims... fires... and scores! 

Glenn: "That's a three-pointer! Pahgong wins the game! Koobah, you may go back to camp." 

Pahgong wins Immunity! 

Let's now head to the losing camp, Koobah, to see how they feel. 

Checking out at the Koobah camp

 
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