Episode
five: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
Day ONE |
Glenn Probst: "Pahgong sits around the campfire, fresh from the recent tribal council. They decide to discuss matters of consequence... matters of consequence indeed, if you consider how f_cked up their priorities are... Ü" |
Balle, as usual, speaks up first. As the tribe leader, he shares his opinion on some of their recent losses, especially the Reward challenge. Balle: "I am worried... I am afraid my magic doesn't work anymore. All my life, I have charmed people with my heart-wrenching rendition of 'I am Woman, hear me Roar'... but... I'm a failure... soon, wala nang bibili ng Pee-wee...tapos Cheese-It... tapos hindi na ipapalabas ng SOLAR yung mga replay ng Batang Z! Waaah!" Tofi: "Awww... come on Balle, I will comfort you..." Tofi gives Balle a warm hug. Did sparks fly? I don't know... but tofi's glowstick indeed has lightened up. Fuentes: "Gosh, Balle is really down. I wonder what we can do to cheer him up?" Jay: "Ah-ha! Balle... I am woman..." Rabs: "Hear me roar..." Balle: "Awww... luv niyo ako talaga!" Erwin: "News flash. The humidity's rising. Barometer's getting low! According to all sources, the street's the place to go." Tofi: "Coz tonight for the the first time, at just about half-past ten... for the first time in history..." Jay: "It's gonna start raining boys!" Balle: "It's raining boys!" Rabs: "Hallelujah!" Balle: "It's raining boys..." Glenn: "Uh okay... I'm sure we can live without seeing the rest of that Pahgong song-and-dance production... Meanwhile, at Koobah camp, someone falls madly in love." |
For this whole series, we haven't heard much from a Koobah tribe member... we might as well call him Amber Brkich, Jr. But his masquerade behind the shrubs soon fades... as he notices the beauty of a fellow tribe member. Aaron: "Sazon is the moon but Jason is the sun. His gleaming aura makes me live from day to day. His inspiration pushes me to graduate with flying honors..." Onas: "Next year." Aaron: "Shut up Onas. If you really are the math wizard, how many degrees is your back currently arched?" Onas: "45 degrees." Aaron: "But since mercury poisoning is cumulative, how many degrees will it be arched in the future?" Onas: "60 degrees... next year." Yao: "Baduy mo Onas." Aaron: "Hah! I don't care for you, Onas. I care for Jason... he is the dalanghita of my eye. He is my man. Oh Jason you elevate my soul. I got no self control." Barix: "Bading ka na, pare." Aaron: "Sheesh... if I know, come merger time, you will probably join in the infamous Pahgong orgies" *ehem foreshadowing ehem*. Sazon: "Pahabaan na lang, oh?" Onas: "Wo-key" Glenn Probst: "Heh... it's RC time!" |
The
two tribes receive this message through tree-mail:
"You have the resources within you. Expend it! You shall need those to fill the drum of life." Follow em onto the RC site.. |