Episode five: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"  
Day ONE
Glenn Probst: "Pahgong sits around the campfire, fresh from the recent tribal council. They decide to discuss matters of consequence... matters of consequence indeed, if you consider how f_cked up their priorities are... Ü" 
  

Balle, as usual, speaks up first. As the tribe leader, he shares his opinion on some of their recent losses, especially the Reward challenge. 

Balle: "I am worried... I am afraid my magic doesn't work anymore. All my life, I have charmed people with my heart-wrenching rendition of 'I am Woman, hear me Roar'... but... I'm a failure... soon, wala nang bibili ng Pee-wee...tapos Cheese-It... tapos hindi na ipapalabas ng SOLAR yung mga replay ng Batang Z! Waaah!" 

Tofi: "Awww... come on Balle, I will comfort you..." 

Tofi gives Balle a warm hug. Did sparks fly? I don't know... but tofi's glowstick indeed has lightened up. 

Fuentes: "Gosh, Balle is really down. I wonder what we can do to cheer him up?" 

Jay: "Ah-ha! Balle... I am woman..." 

Rabs: "Hear me roar..." 

Balle: "Awww... luv niyo ako talaga!" 

Erwin: "News flash. The humidity's rising. Barometer's getting low! According to all sources, the street's the place to go." 

Tofi: "Coz tonight for the the first time, at just about half-past ten... for the first time in history..." 

Jay: "It's gonna start raining boys!" 

Balle: "It's raining boys!" 

Rabs: "Hallelujah!" 

Balle: "It's raining boys..." 

Glenn: "Uh okay... I'm sure we can live without seeing the rest of that Pahgong song-and-dance production... Meanwhile, at Koobah camp, someone falls madly in love."

 

For this whole series, we haven't heard much from a Koobah tribe member... we might as well call him Amber Brkich, Jr. But his masquerade behind the shrubs soon fades... as he notices the beauty of a fellow tribe member. 

Aaron: "Sazon is the moon but Jason is the sun. His gleaming aura makes me live from day to day. His inspiration pushes me to graduate with flying honors..." 

Onas: "Next year." 

Aaron: "Shut up Onas. If you really are the math wizard, how many degrees is your back currently arched?" 

Onas: "45 degrees." 

Aaron: "But since mercury poisoning is cumulative, how many degrees will it be arched in the future?" 

Onas: "60 degrees... next year." 

Yao: "Baduy mo Onas." 

Aaron: "Hah! I don't care for you, Onas. I care for Jason... he is the dalanghita of my eye. He is my man. Oh Jason you elevate my soul. I got no self control." 

Barix: "Bading ka na, pare." 

Aaron: "Sheesh... if I know, come merger time, you will probably join in the infamous Pahgong orgies" *ehem foreshadowing ehem*. 

Sazon: "Pahabaan na lang, oh?" 

Onas: "Wo-key" 

Glenn Probst: "Heh... it's RC time!"

The two tribes receive this message through tree-mail: 

"You have the resources within you. Expend it! You shall need those to fill the drum of life." 

Follow em onto the RC site..

 
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