The Pahgong tribe were not devastated at all on their RC loss. After all... it was just (?) Mick's head briefs that were at stake. 

Erwin: "Balle, you have not given input yet to as what your luxury item is." 

Balle: "Okay... here it is." 
 

Erwin: "That is item XC-79. A dildo." 

Tofi: "Dildo!?!? Yuck!" 

Ke: "Yuck!" 

Balle: "Actually, it was not my choice to bring this item. I was supposed to bring raw hotdogs, but they told me that they wouldn't let me bring those, so they gave me this instead. I found it an apt subsitute, really." 

Jay: "Yuck kadirts!!!" 

Rabs: "Eww..." 

Balle (to self): "I need to redeem myself to regain my image..." 

Thus, Balle treks off to the enemy camp...

Balle arrives at his point of destination and scouts around for possible people he can victimize with... the element of death!! 

Balle: "This is not an easy task. I hope they appreciate what I'm gonna do for them!" 

After 15 minutes, Balle leaves the camp and returns to his own, with his head up, proud. It doesn't take long before Koobah notices something wrong with one of their members... 

Sazon: "Onas! Why is the back of you, in 45 degree motion?" 

Onas: "Huh? Ewan. I just ate a bowl of food kanina." 

Aaron: "What did you eat, anyway?" 

Onas: "There it is... inside our tent." 

Koobah's eyes widen in shock. 

Joe: "Oh no! Onas has been poisoned with mercury!" 

Yao: "Mercury poisoning... oh no... yan yung nakakakuba diba?" 

Onas: Sniff... sniff... waaaaaah! Boohoo! Ayaw kong maging kuba!! 

Aaron: "Cest la vie, Onas. Who knows, it might turn out to be an advantage for us." 

Boss: "If I ever know who did this, *fist to palm motion* bubugbugin ko yang mga kinikingining ulo ng mga *()#& Pagong na yan!" 

Sazon: "That is figure. Pahgong do it. They poison Onas." 

Glenn Probst: "As the Koobah tribe laments the valiant Onas's fate, Pahgong celebrates..."

From the distance, you can hear voices shouting "All hail King Balle! Tribe leader! Astig!". It seems as if Balle has redeemed himself by his devious act.  

Jay: "Mabuhay si Balle!" 

Tofi: "Agreed! Viva la Ballesteros!"  

Rabs: "Hindi!"  

Tofi: "Anong hindi!?!?" 

Rabs: "Hindi... hindi dildo!"  

Jay: "Hindi dildo ang luxury item ni Balle!" 

Erwin: "Data changed. Balle's luxury item is not a dildo."  

Tofi: "Yan ang gawain ng tunay na lalaki!"  

Balle: "Awww... luvs niyo ako talaga."  

Ke: *shakes head*  

Nino: "Ke! You dare defy our king?"  

Ke: "He is a bad man."  

Erwin: *hand to fist motion*  

Jay: *Hand to fist motion*  

Nino: *hand to fist motion*  

Rabs: *hand to fist motion*  

Glenn Probst: "Alright, let's move on to the IC."

"Pyramids are from Egypt. But today, you shall see pyramids on the rock garden." 

Let's check to see what happens...