Armand Sazon: *Wow! A book... lemme read it...  

Transgressed emittions emanate patho-chemical reagents. 

Sh_t! First five words palang, I don't know na!" 

Philip Corpuz: "Hey shmuck, remember the five finger rule? You suck man. If you are reading a book and you don't know at least five words from it... then that means that you are unworthy to read the book. Sucka." 

Armand: "Pucha..." 

Armand calls his alliance-mates for a secret meeting. 

Armand: "You know, guys, we have to get rid of Philip na when we go to TC." 

Yao: "What's the why?" 
 

Armand: "...Because he is a pompous librarian. Let's kick him out." 

Onas: "Woh-key." 

On the other hand, Philip talks to Jason about Armand. 

Philip: "Hey Jason, let's boot off the shmuck." 

Jason: "Right! By the way, my ass still hurts..." 

Philip: "Okay. Lemme give it a rub..." 

Glenn Probst: "Are we seeing what we're seeing? Is this actually a riff in the Koobah tribe? Or is it just a lil something the creators decided to put in just so the Koobah tribe won't seem a lil too perfect?"

Glenn Probst: "The Pahgong tribe proceeds to Marts Burnett's office to have a private screening of their newly acquired diskettes. However, this is not the matter we need to scrutinize... for there are some things happening behind the scenes." 

Jay: "Wow man, these diskettes are giving me a natural high! I need to go to the bathroom." 

Jay decides to CARTWHEEL to the bathroom. He gets extremely dizzy. 

Rabs: "Wow pre I need to juts in the bathroom. I need juts." 

Rabs and Jay, with highs of both natural and artificial nature, meet up in the bathroom. Their sights are blurred and they only see what their minds want to see... and unfortunately, they see each other." 

Jay: "Woah! Holy calamansi! It's Rachael Leigh Cook... ang kapatid ni Habakkuk!" 

Rabs: "Sh_t man... panty ni Anne Curtis!" 

Jay inches closer. Rabs reciprocates. Eyes locked, and mouths shut... they begin sharing a love of divine nature... until... 

Marts Burnett: "Hey! What the hell are you doing in my private CR? Whatever it is, I got it on tape." 

Snapping back to consciousness, Jay and Rabs are horrified to see each other's naked soul. 

Jay: "Oh my kalabasa! Mr. Burnett, don't show it to anyone!!" 

Marts: "Nyeee! This IS good television!" 

Rabs: "Pwedeng mag-suhol?" 

Marts Burnett accepts Rabs' offer and decided not to show the scene on TV. Also, with the help of the MIB, he makes those who have witnessed the scene forget what they saw. And that includes you. So... just stare at the red light..." *FLASH* 

"Fashista, Machista. Fachisto, Machismo." 

...FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AT TC!