The pahgong tribe woke up from their deep sleep and were shocked to see their camp in disarray. The tents were dragged meters away from their original spots and the fire was put out. The food was gone, and fish guts were found all over the place. Whose work could this be? 

AJ Regalado: "Holy calamansi! This is awful!" 

Tofi Corpus: "Parang may nag-rave dito ah. T(#&*)# di ako sinama!" 

Marco Ballesteros: "We cannot let this incident get through without reporting it to the authorities. This can start an evil trend in our camp." 

The Pahgongs looked each other in the eye, did their trademark tribe-nod, and said in unison... 

Pahgong tribe: "G-L-C! G-L-C!" 

Erwin Fuentes: "G L C does not register in my memory bank." 

Ke Villacorta: *nods* 

Rabs: "Oh yes! You were not from the grade school as I can recall. Anyway, let's just tell this to Marts Burnett." 

Thus, the Pahgongs headed to David Hall and they consulted Marts Burnett about this horrid incident. 

Marts Burnett: "There is only one way I can help you solve this predicament. We can consult the videotape footage of last night and we can catch the culprit." 

As they watched the tape, here is what they saw... 

Jay: "Holy smokes! It's a naked barbarian!" 

Ke: *nods*

Meanwhile, at the Koobah tribe, one member feels a bit weird... down there. No, not THERE, on the other side of THAT. 

Jason Salvador: "My asshole feels weird. I feel as if someone has plunged a conglomerate of fourty-five daggers inside it. I can scratch it, but I don't want to know what it is that is causing this pain. It can be a bug, yes, and that will be icky. I don't want to confirm this suspicion. Or maybe I am feeling some heat rashes. Maybe I need to put ice on the hole. Maybe I don't even need to alleviate this pain. I am confused. THe Gods have not given me their gift of enlightenment on this matter. This sucks. Thereby, I hold my holy shiny rock up in the air and use it to channel the frequencies of our alien friends. Give me guidance. Jason phone home."  

Philip Corpuz: "Hey yo man, want me to blast yo ass with a shotgun, if it helps?" 

Darwin Yao: "No, you need some good loving to solve your problem...." 

Boss Jarantilla: "No! you are kadiri! You just need to stick your finger up the sphincter (*foreshadowing???*). Problem solved." 

Joe Baricaua: "Boss! Don't that. Dirty." 

Glenn Probst: "Think that's kinky? Boy, you should see more!! The reward challenge shall satiate your desires."

"Liberate the horse. Scream! What's your favorite scary mooovie?" 

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