RC1: The stump

Glenn Probst: "Probst here. Welcome, Koobah and Pahgong to your first RC. In this challenge, you will be competing for fire. Fire is essential to your survival here in the rock garden. The winners will be rewarded with a bundle of the highly abrasive trademark Tantan Doroin Pubic Hair which they can use as excellent fodder for fire, along with a box of matches. The losers will go back to their camp with a box of wet matches. In this challenge, you shall pick a representative for each tribe. The more stone faced, the better." 

Erwin: "I'll do it for Pahgong."

Sazon: "Go Koobah!"

Glenn: "Great. Now, these two shall stand on special tree stumps and they should maintain their balance. Sounds easy? Theres a catch though. The opposing tribe shall do whatever they can to knock off the representative of the other tribe... WITHOUT TOUCHING HIM. Simple as that. Survivors ready? Let's go!"

Sazon and Erwin stand on top of the stumps and they hardened their... bodies. Suddenly, Dane Sacdalan of the Pahgong tribe thinks of a clever idea.

Dane Sacdalan: "We can use our bodily gas to dispatch our enemy."

Tofi Corpus: "The hell?!?"

Dane: "Simple. We fart."
 

Aaron Palabyab: "Boy, Erwin sure is a tough commodity."

Mike Jarantilla: "Geez! This guy won't fall down!!!"

Erwin: "Guy? I'm sorry. I can not smell. I am a test android. Your tactic is useless. Ha. Ha. Ha.'

Meanwhile, the Pahgong tribe seems to have more luck...

Ke Villacorta: "Look! His nose is wrinkling!"

Dane Sacdalan: "My plan is a huge success!"

Sazon: "Ahhh!"

And just like that, Sazon falls in pain, half of it from the hard crash, and half of it from the toxic odor around him.

Sazon: "P*$*(@!!! Robot yung kalaban ko!"

Erwin: "I win. Congratulations to myself."

Probst: "PAHGONG WINS THE HAIR AND MATCHES! Guys, you may return to your camp now. How will this affect Sazon and Erwin's standing in the upcoming tribal council? I'm sure we're all checking to see what will happen. See you guys tomorrow."

Day two, baby...