Episode one: The Quest for Fire and the Pit of Despair |
Welcome, dear reader to the season pilot of
A2003 Survivor. I'm your host, Glenn Probst. With my exceptional narration
skills, I will guide you through the complicated twists and turns of the
a2003 survivor world. This season, we shall see 16 survivors stranded in
the hell of all hells- the Grade School Rock Garden. This location is brimming
with natural threats, including the dreaded Grade School lunch stampede.
I'm Marts Burnett, the big kahuna of all big kahunas. I shall promise an exciting show filled with sex, lies, deceit and awesome challenges. Who could ask for more? Well... I do hope you like my show. |
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