I'm a little acorn brown
Lying on the hard hard ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see
(Chorus) I'm a nut (click tongue & knock head twice) (2x)
I'm a nut (click), nut (click), nut, nut nut.
Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
With myself I made a date
Got to be ready by half past eight (Chorus)
Took myself to the movies grand
Just to hold my little old hand
Put my arm around my waist
Squeezed too hard and slapped my face(Chorus)
I'm a little piece of tin
Nobody knows where I have been
Got four wheels and a running board
I'm a Ford, yes I'm a Ford
Honk honk, rattle rattle rattle, crash, beep beep (3x)
Honk honk, that's all, just honk.
Actions: honk = tug on ear; rattle = shake head;
crash = palm on forehead; beep = push nose
Ranted by ~*Connie*~ at 6:55 PM