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Sam the Butcher's Redneck Roots

Here is Curt, circa 1991. The effects of small town life are obviously present in this photograph. Curt sure has changed since his high school days; on the outside, at least.

Here's some other redneck looking for food. As you can see, he has mistaken the camera for comestibles.

Here's another redneck in his natural habitat: gunracks, fake-wood paneling, and kegs of beer. Also included is the necessary shotgun.

Whoa! Now this is a strange sight indeed. This, my friends, is a redneck, plain to see, through the eyes of one infected with Samnambulitis (STB for short). See the Medical Journal for more information about STB. Either that, or he jumped in Lake Shaffer looking for carp.