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Great Quotes!
What the hell is this guy talking abour? - Dr. Poulson on other sociologists I've got a feeling that there's a lotta sodomy going on around here... - Dr. Poulson on my Socio102 class
Sanford, I wanna stick my penis in every orifice on your body! - Travis All quotes in purple are from guys who were robotripping.
My head feels like a thousand butterflies in a basket full of Corel leg lotion. - Bobby
My head is an ecclestiastical sunday full of ephededrine. - Nugent
Seriously....why I am doing this? - Tim
You talk to robots? - Nugent
I could tell you about earwax...(sigh).....but I'm not going to. - Bobby
I have you on a pedestal...but it's made feta cheese. - Nugent
I'm god, you're god, we're all gods, so what? - Nugent
You're collecting daises in a sack full of mirrors. That's where you are...you're in a sunhat, skipping through a field going teeheeheehee... - Nugent to Jenny
Why do you a ride a red horse upside down? The Thundermare... - Nugent
Bracis...my eyes are cubes...my head is a puzzle...but my stomach is mercury... - Nugent
Pooping...it's such a dirty habit, I've gone cold turkey, quit entirely! - Hal T.
I am the morning wood! - Emily W.
Wow, check out this Ver-teeego... - Shelby S.
I wish that I couldn't blink, so that I could lick my eyes. - Roxie Reeves
I don't like Jesus Christ that much - Jamie E.
It smells like the people Hitler burned! - Stephanie, commenting on Sanford's singed leg hair
Sobriety is sitting on the couch.
I AM PSYCHIC!!! - Mike G. (he said this for no apparent reason)
So they're going to Hong Kong!?! Does that mean that everyone is going to be speaking Spanish? - Andrew M. (Referring to Rush Hour 2)
Just turn that bad boy around and eat the meat! - Andrew M.
Mike G - Hey, Hey, Biffo!
Where are the rest of your pants? - Mike G.
Boy, it feels good to laugh again.... - Andrew M.
Gimme the time of day and I'll eat some doodie-balls. - Jay Ward
I like it in the back, coach. - Jay Ward
Multiputy of a rainbow. - Altovise H.
Alright....so you're gonna piss on me? - Stefan Moolot
Sanford, I think you're the only one I haven't done yet... - Jean K.
Greg, you're not helpin' with the pushin'! - Emily W.
I just sit here and feel myself. - Erin M.
Yeah it was shark.....in a space ship.........with a shovel......yeah.... - Mike, Samfa, and an unwitting Hillhouse
Cheers to twin Peni - Mike & Jay
Hey, they're just like my sisters.....only penises! - Stephanie S.
Mike, you're just scared of your penis! - Jay F
...And damn if I didn't eat 18 beers because I ate every one I could! - Alec
It's not the jello, it's the pussy! - Alec
Would you rather get dumped for God or for Chad?
I can drink more than 60% of the freezers here! - Alec
Martin is actually bigger than he looks with his clothes on! - Stefan
I am scared as shit of getting acidized! - Andrew
It's like sliding down a long tunnel with a vagina at the end. - Mike G.
John is the invisible worm. - Jay W.
Sanford...Jay...Michael....Emily....Andrew....uhhh, Butker #1.....AdamJamie...Sanford again...Butker #2....I dunno that guy...yeah, uh....right - Alec C.
Yeah, well we Catholics invented god! We CREATED HIM!!! - Jay W.
(Ripping off his shirt and pointing at his chest hair) LOOK WHAT GOD DID TO ME!!?!! - Jay W.
Jay W- I have to keep my legs spread this far apart at all times.
Oidar! - All the bastards in the world
I had to grab on to it because my top was coming off. - Alabama
I don't get it...why is that a pedophile joke? - Assistant Coach
I do my best work on the floor! - Emily W.
Samfa, you're the good porridge! - Jay W.
I'd be attracted to Margaret Thatcher in a snowboarding jacket! - Mike G.
Would you like a Sprite, Marvin? - Adam to Jay
Penis is a much better word than "vergina".... - Stephanie S
How- What the heck are you doing!?!?!?
You know...the blond one....SVELTE! - Mike G.
It takes two to tango, baby. - Jean K. Smith
I don'r want to be Mr. Utt in the Vestibule of Hell...he's a nice guy. - John M.
(Anouncer) Can you take it?
(With bottom lip poked out) I don't have a heart... - Emily W.
Hey- Why do ya'll call me schtaoo-pid? - Emily W.
Keep drinking, it'll make you feel better, just keep drinking. - Nancy S.
It's like your own personal vibrator! - Mike G. to Andrew M.
It's smaller than a breadbox, and I touch it every day... - Emily W.
If ya'll that it was bad last time, this time I'll blow you away. - Emily W.
Check out THIS one-eyed monster! - Emily W.
(CHANTING) I got lucky, I got lucky, I got lucky! - Emily W
Pants! - John, Stefan, and Samfa
Hey, do you want to see my skid marks? -- Emily W.
Why? Because you can't squeeze a marshmellow through a pinhole! -- Jay W.
Flaccid....I know that has to do with liquid. -- Stephanie S.
I was double-fisting it! -- John M.
My pants randomly generate Beast in times of need. -- Andy B.
What's a scrotum? -- Emily W.
I have fleas! -- Stephanie S.
......African-American -- Stephanie S.
I want her to be with me.....so that I can have all of her...."goodies"! tehehehe (maniacal old-man laughter) -- Coach Fisher
"**** the bull****" -- Class of 2001
Yes sir, Mr. Charles Roarke, I will leave my friends right now at 8:30 on a friday night and go over and get right to work for you! -- Matt Ashburn
Jay.....Jay......Jay....JAY.....jaaay......Jaay.....Jay...."what Sanford?" .....Jay....jay....you're not listening to me jay...."Yes I am, now what do you wanna say?".....jay..... -- CSS2 & J1
I'm getting out of this curse! -- Powerhouse
Think about the opportunity there...yeehaha! -- Fletcher St. Lawrence
Sometimes....when its cold and you take your dick out.....then your dick gets all cold. -- Stefan M.
The cows! You know the cows!?! Yes, the cows, you know!.......(looooong pause).........Okay, the cows!!! -- Stefan M.
They started running around like a bunch of constipated weiner dogs! -- The Haq
I am VERY anal! -- Jay W.
How long does it take for eggs to go bad? -- Mike G.
What does THAT do, OX? -- Adam K.
The saw "something" but it wasn't what the wanted to see! -- Mrs. McCraw
"Go get some boobs!" "Yeah, that would be the quickest way for me to get money..." -- Andrew M.
You get behind 'em and go "whoom...p-ck" -- John M.
We never used to use the pelvic thrust, Stefan. -- Jay W.
I'm serious guys, it's life or death, I've got a potato in my lung. -- Jay W. |
