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Great Quotes!
I am to legit...2-legit-2-quit. -- Jonah B. John, you're a big chicken nugget. -- Jay Stefan, doesn't your dad get tired of looking at sphincters? -- Jay W. (i think.....) I got ten fries for 75 cents.... -- Jay F. I think she tucked her belly into her bra. -- Jay W. (responding to Mike G.) I think A*y Sp*c* tucked her belly into her ass! -- Mike G. That's not Mickey! -- Jay F. Alright guys, I'm going to take a dump (followed by secret directions to Principal's toilet) -- Stefan M. I just sat down (hand motions) and it all came out. End of story. -- Stefan M. Actually, it turned out that the first one was just a fart. -- Stefan M. Stefan is a straight "A" student...and his dad plays with sphincters. -- Jay W. Hey, where's my pen? I can't find my pen!!! -- Howard Hillhouse (while holding his pen) Gary? Gary Adams? What the f--- are you doing here? -- 2 out of 3 people on the night of 2/25/00 It jest doant wurk. -- Mrs. Quick Draw
People from the south side of town can get detention just as easily as people from the north, west, and east side of town. i'm sure the judge would love to get a call saying, 'my son..., ...., ..., ...has detention.' -- Quick Draw Mccraw
You're very gay -- Margaret, from the play a man for all seasons I'm looking at a beaver right now. -- Mike G. Megan Joyce...(orgasm noises) -- jay w., greg w., and mike g. I only put my cruise liner in the finest oceans -- Willy J. I'm sure you could pop your regular eye out, it just wouldn't feel too good. -- Stefan M. Hehe, you've got a SILF! -- Jay, Jay, and Mike Roger, if you were white, I'd smack you. -- Madame Byrd Sanford, I'd suspend you if you weren't white. -- Madame Byrd Hehe, you've got a SILF! -- Jay, Jay, and Mike At least my mom could get some! -- Andrew M. I believe his name is Stefon Moolot. -- Some redneck from Basset Hehe, you've got a SILF! -- Jay, Jay, and Mike You can't put beef bullion in your chicken!?!? -- Mike G. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! -- Mike G. Can I lock myself in the bathroom? -- Jay F.
Andrew: "Hey, I never said 'What's a clown?'!!!!" My boner is out of control -- Andy B. Close only counts in pineapples and hand grenades -- Jay F. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -- Ox Wazit.........Theoduhrozevelt? -- Ox Hellooooooooooooooo -- Ox Sanford, if you put the quote "Neeneeneeneenee...bitch!" on your web page, I'm going to punch you -- Andrew M. Neeneeneeneenee...bitch! -- Andrew M. That's all a bunch of hooey -- Mrs. Morrison I'm not quite sure what's going to happen, but let's try it -- Mr. Turner It's a...a win-win situation -- Wilbur D. Utt Uh...uh..give a hoot...uh...don't pollute -- Wilbur D. Utt Am I...uh...showing myself off or...uh...am I under arrest -- Wilbur D. Utt I go both ways -- Wilbur D. Utt Well...um...hmm...let me see...um...right...hmm...OK -- Mr. Tolbut (Loudly and incoherently) Y'all gone be archaeologists?!?! Y'all gone be archaelogists?!?! -- Wayne, the weird guy at the Waste Water Treatment Plant Jack of all trades -- Donnie, the weirder guy at the Waste Water Treatment Plant
I don't have a chicken. -James M. (said in VERY annoying, nasal voice) Heeeey, don't touch my STUFF! -Josh K. (reprise by Gary L. and Pete S.) Ahh, my dick is on fire! -Jonah B. I'M NOT YOUR F-ING MAID!!! -Kenny G. Did I say anything last night that will end up on Sanford's webpage? -Scott O. D*mmit, I've got rage! -Andrew M. You wanna wanna try some of this Chadshine? umm....its got tea in it....really -Chad F. Hey, tommorow can we watch a lesbian video. -Walker S. What if we wrap a bald eagle in an American flag, then can we burn him? -Walker S. I'm gonna buy you a pretty African. -Stephanie S. Have I ever told you that you are my hero? -Seth H. I'm stirring....stirring....stirring....my broomstick....look at me, I'm a witch! -Scott O. Do you think I'll be a murder, rapist, robber or a stalker? -Andrew M. The floor is B-LOW ME -Fletcher St.L. I wore a paper bag to school becuase Roxie said I wouldn't -Fletcher St.L. I'm talking REAL Assault Rifles, not those pussy little things they're banning in Congress. -Sgt. Ron Ferguson They don't have license plates in North Carolina? -Andrew M. Thoreau ain't no Dodo -Mrs. McCraw I bought my brother a porno calendar. -Stixx How do they get the Ox in the box? -Roxie R. Hey, thats a nice box -Mr. Fain Hey guys, there's a snowman out here! -Jerome H. I like to eat lamposts -Jay W. Word, my dear. -Mrs. McCraw I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Nobody, but i thought it was funny Ah, a frog you say? -Stefan M. Those holes in the tape case really turn me on... -Jonah Bonah C. I'm the better Bean -The Better Bean Don't put it in your mouth if it has spikes on it. -Stefan M. Looks like he's been eating the cheese that makes you puke! -Gary L. Check out my waterproof ensemble! -Andrew M. Yummmm, that's SCRUMPTIOUS!!! -Andrew M. Hey, let's go frolic in the woods! -Andrew M. Mmmmm....ooey, gooey delights! -Andrew M. Yogi Bear played baseball? -Andrew M. I'm in the lead, I'm in the lead! -Andrew M. Don't call me Ox. -Ox I feel all dirty.....brush me off....good.....now the other side. -Michael G. No, it's not snowing at MY house!?!? -Stephanie S. What's a clown? -Andrew M.
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